History is fun!

[fembuck]

Megan Fox filming JONAH HEX.

Now, I don't know what this movie is about but from these pictures I'm guessing it takes place during history times and that Megan Fox plays a fancy whore. 

Frankly, that's good enough for me.

Comments

[billy-rose.livejournal.com]

Holy crap, is she anorexic? or is the camera angle weird? or is that corset just being brutal?

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

I think it's the camera angle and the corset. She actually put on weight for Transformers, and while she's probably lost most of that, she's not anorexic. You can see that her legs and arms look healthy. It's probably just really hard for her to breath in that corset ;)

[billy-rose.livejournal.com]

ooh ok *relieved*
woulda been a damn shame if she developed some kinda eating disorder *nods*

[twisted-knicker.livejournal.com]

Yeah, it's definitely an optical illusion. The corset narrows down and there's black fabric on the sides to hide that fact but if you look closely you can trace the outline of her body and you'll see that she has nice hips and though skinny is within a normal body figure. ("normal" being a relative term here since chubby seems to the be the new norm.)

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

Women in historic garb make me very happy in the pants :-)

Me too. I think Gaspard expresses the way these pictures make me feel best ...

[trancer21.livejournal.com]

HEY! I was guaranteed 'more masturbatory aids behind the cut' only to be SEVERELY DISAPPOINTED!! I'm calling your Customer Service Agent and filing a complaint!!

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

OMG! It's not my fault! LJ doesn't want us fapping!

I won't be denied however, and I won't let you be denied either! The masturbatory aids are back up.

Enjoy!

[trancer21.livejournal.com]

Mmmm!! Megan Fox being so.. well, foxy pretty much makes up for the fact that she's had Brian Austin Green peen inside her! In fact, you know what's better than Fancy Western Hooker Megan Fox? Fancy Western Hooker Megan Fox with MEDIEVAL FANTASY MICHELLE 'FUCKING' RODRIGUEZ as a client!! Behold:

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

Megan Fox being so.. well, foxy pretty much makes up for the fact that she's had Brian Austin Green peen inside her!

lol! aww, why'd you have to mention that. I'd like blocked BAG from my memory, and now you've made me think of his peen!

you know what's better than Fancy Western Hooker Megan Fox? Fancy Western Hooker Megan Fox with MEDIEVAL FANTASY MICHELLE 'FUCKING' RODRIGUEZ as a client

This would be the greatest thing ever to happen to the Planet Earth. Ever. I think the hotness of it might actual make the world explode, but goddammit, we'd die happy! And by god, after seeing Megan Fox ride Michelle Rodriguez, I'm pretty sure another human being could do anything that could top this for awesomeness, so it'd be a good thing we all exploded!

I'm thinking about this now ... so I'm going to my bunk ...

[trancer21.livejournal.com]

lol! aww, why'd you have to mention that. I'd like blocked BAG from my memory..

Lol, it's just whenever I see a pic of Megan Fox and her foxy bod, all I can think is 'somewhere on that hot bod is a tattoo with BAG's name on it... and that's just seventeen BILLION kinds of wrong!'.

This would be the greatest thing ever to happen to the Planet Earth.

Seriously, it's like, if Sci-Fi channel's gonna show crappy scfi movies on Saturday nights, why can't they show a crappy scifi movie where Michelle Rodriguez is like a dragon slayer or some shit and Megan Fox is the medieval hooker with a heart of gold that Michelle bangs then has to rescue when the villain kidnaps Megan to sacrifice to the dragon god or, you know, something? I know *I'd* watch!!

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

why can't they show a crappy scifi movie where Michelle Rodriguez is like a dragon slayer or some shit and Megan Fox is the medieval hooker with a heart of gold that Michelle bangs then has to rescue when the villain kidnaps Megan to sacrifice to the dragon god or, you know, something? I know *I'd* watch!!

I'd watch that like it was my job! Seriously, I'd be all over that shit. Damn. This calls for crack!fic my friend. It would be beautiful.

[trancer21.livejournal.com]

I'd write it but I'm currently approaching the 6k mark writing the sequel to my last MRod crack!fic (in which Yvonne Strahovski joins the fun because you *totally* know she and Jordana had a drunken one-night stand when Jordana guest-starred on Chuck)!

Lol, maybe next to 'the Olivia Dunham Kink!Fic Meme' there should be a 'Michelle Rodriguez Crack!Fic Meme'.

And, dammit, what the Hell happened to my Michelle Rodriguez icon!

ETA: Have you looked into the possibility that you might have a 'hotlinker'? I know you post a lot of pics but it doesn't seem like it should be enough to exceed your monthly bandwidth.

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

in which Yvonne Strahovski joins the fun because you *totally* know she and Jordana had a drunken one-night stand when Jordana guest-starred on Chuck

I love what a stud Jordana is turning into. I can dig it.

Have you looked into the possibility that you might have a 'hotlinker'? I know you post a lot of pics but it doesn't seem like it should be enough to exceed your monthly bandwidth.

Hmm. That made sense. I thought it was strange how often this was happening, especially this time. During the epic Hollows rant, I was like, "okay" but this time it's just weird. Now, the only problem is trying to figure out how to stop any hotlinkers. *sigh* I hate ruiners.

[ex-stanleyt.livejournal.com]

Hubba hubba

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

*nods*

[oneiric22.livejournal.com]

Jonah Hex is a pretty awesome western horror comic book. I had totally forgotten that they were making a movie of it. Here's hoping it ends up good, and doesn't go the way of The Spirit.

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

western horror comic book + Megan Fox = Me there for sure.

I made it through The Spirit, I can make it through this.

[pictureplaces.livejournal.com]

well hello thighs. *explodes*

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

I know. Her legs are amazing. I'm also digging her arms for reasons I can't explain. If it wasn't for that ridiculous corset making her waist look so tiny, this pictures would be perfect.

[pictureplaces.livejournal.com]

REALLY? I think i have a subconcious kink for corsets because she looks virtually perfect! Even though her waist is tiny. But seriously: HIPS. But i agree her arms are fucking hot too.

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

I think i have a subconcious kink for corsets

I have one too. I think corsets are really hot. This one just seems to be squeezed a bit too tight. Hips are hot, but I'd like her to have a bit of a torso too, lol. I'm convinced corsets are why I like movies set in history times so much.

i agree her arms are fucking hot too.

They just are. The arms and thighs are amazing. They make me have sweaty, awesome inappropriate thoughts.

[finding-jay.livejournal.com]

1. I thought that was Rose McGowan for a second.

2. Holy crap tiny corsetted waist.

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

Holy crap tiny corsetted waist.

I know! The corset is the worst thing about these pictures. She looks great except for that ridiculous Barbie waist. I mean, Megan's hot enough that I can get over that, but still!

[ic1pher.livejournal.com]

Urgh, I wish they'd ban all those medieval torture devices. :(
Poor Megan, subjected to that. She's not too thin, she looks healthy to me. Even though more fat tissue and muscle definition wouldn't hurt.

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

I wish they'd ban all those medieval torture devices.

I know. The faux-corset that just look kind of cool but don't squeeze your intestines out of your mouth can be kind of fashionable, but ones like these that make you look like a Barbie are ridiculous. This is the worst corset offense I have seen in a while. And the fact that it' being done to Megan Fox, who has absolutely no need of being made to look skinnier kills me.

She's not too thin, she looks healthy to me. Even though more fat tissue and muscle definition wouldn't hurt.

This. When she put on a few extra pounds for Transformers she was at her absolute hottest (and it was especially nice to see since she'd lost some weight for Jennifer's Body and was looking a bit sickly).

[k8matty.livejournal.com]

*jizz. in my pants*

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

This is the only reasonable action to take. If you hadn't jizzed in your pants I'd be worried. Trufax.

[lost-dreamer23.livejournal.com]

Why am I so unfortunate that they are all bandwith-exceeded D:<
I think the world is doing this on purpose. D:

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I know. Photobucket is kicking my ass with this thing. I don't understand how the bandwidth is getting eaten up so fast. *sigh*

The pictures should be up again tomorrow though.

[lost-dreamer23.livejournal.com]

The bandwidth is getting eaten up by your fans, bb. You've got too many for poor little ol' PB to handle. (Want some jelly with that? PB and J? Bad joke.)

[kiskafalair.livejournal.com]

Jesus Christ - who WOULDN'T I kill for that outfit (and the woman in it)?

[dollfleshdecay.livejournal.com]

Guh. Megan Foxy Fox. *drools*

I've had to wear a corset before in a period film a friend of mine directed. They are horrid. I had to learn how to breathe differently, they displace your organs/ribcage.

Good Morning, Megan Fox

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