I don't know why I find this hilarious, but I do

[fembuck]

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Lurking Ashley Greene is the cutest ever. I feel like she's about to jump out of a birthday cake or something ... which would be awesome!

And now, to try and make this post relevant in some way ... uh ... uh ... I'm happy to see so many set pics of Ashley and so many pap shots of Ashley and Kristen. Because that means that Alice IS going to be in the movie as much as she should be, and that we're going to get some quality Alice/Bella time on screen.  It also kind of makes me want to write KStew/Ashley Greene (Greensten?) RPFS, which is strange since I never felt the urge to NikkiStew despite their epic gayness for each other. It's probably my shallowing ficcing. I just want to lick Ashley all over and would ship her with anyone with boobs  - and Jackson.

This makes the Bella/Alice shipper in me happy. Now let's just hope that KStew can conjure up an expression or two while on screen with Ashley so that my boo doesn't have to do all the work.

Comments

[onlyjustwhisper.livejournal.com]

Awwws, Ashley!! I think a birthday cake would be perfect!!
Do you have a version without your writing? (No offence lol!) And where are these marvellous set pics and ones of Ashley and Kristen? I'd love to see them.
I think Greensten would be awesome!!

And I'm going out on a limb here to say that I do think KStew can act very well; it's just that Twilight is a shit vehicle.

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y295/fembuck/2dhf9cm.jpg
If you click on the source link there's also more pictures there.

And where are these marvellous set pics and ones of Ashley and Kristen? I'd love to see them.

These I've just seen around and noted but didn't copy or save the addresses to. They weren't really excited, just mostly Ashley being around Kristen and sometimes RPattz out on the town in Italy. Greensten aren't really doing anything terribly exciting or noteworthy in them, I'm just happy that it seems like we'll be getting plenty of Alice screen time.

And I'm going out on a limb here to say that I do think KStew can act very well; it's just that Twilight is a shit vehicle.

Twilight is crap, and decent actors have suffered through it. Rachelle Lavafre and Ashley Greene are the only ones that came out of the first one not looking like complete tools. Poor, poor RPattz.

As for KStew, I've seen her in a few things and never really been impressed. I thought she was great in Panic Room, but I've since come to realize that she was just being KStew in that, and is pretty much KStew in everything. She's kind of okay in supporting roles, but she should stay far away from the 'leading lady' roles.

I don't think she's terrible (well kinda), but she's not my fave.

Edited to link to my photobucket account so as not to be a hotlinking asshole

[onlyjustwhisper.livejournal.com]

Awesome, thank you!

I'll have to go on a browse for these other ones. And yes, cannot wait for more Alice on screen being adorable and awesome.

Yeah, I feel sorry for RPattz. He's a good actor. But he'll probably be able to find something to do. He just needs to prove he can act outside of Twilight/HP crap. I guess it's like the HP actors.

I enjoyed Panic Room, but I loved Speak. Have you seen that? I thought she was very good. And I thought she was good in The Cake Eaters too. I didn't like The Messengers all that much, and I haven't seen most of her other stuff. I do want to see Adventureland, though.

[julygreen.livejournal.com]

Twilight is crap, and decent actors have suffered through it. Rachelle Lavafre and Ashley Greene are the only ones that came out of the first one not looking like complete tools.

LOL, so true. I'll give Peter Facinelli a partial pass, if I'm feeling generous, but just about everyone else ... yeah.

[seriousfic.livejournal.com]

Wait, KStew is smoking a cigarette, Ashley Greene is hiding under line of sight...

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

I know right! No wonder Ashley looks so guilty. KStew doesn't give a fuck as usual, which is why she kind of amuses me even though she can't act for shit.

Let's hope they're really method and were "practicing" for a scene.

[lost-dreamer23.livejournal.com]

Speaking of practicing, I heard today from my friend that pornstars don't start out with men. They start with lesbian porn and work their way up. Maybe that's why most lesbian porn is really cheap and boring...

[arkeis07.livejournal.com]

i would totally read any rpfs you have up your talented sleeve.

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

I probably won't do it because I find rpf kind of creepy (I've only written one), but I really, really want to (Oh, hai Hypocrisy. It's nice to meet you too *shake*) so, we'll just have to wait and see if my lazy ass gets motivated.

[ex-alittlel.livejournal.com]

aw, ashers.

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

tres adorable.

I heart her so much.

[madndizzee.livejournal.com]

hehe any chance Ashley is nekkid and they'd just done the deed and KStew's having a post-coital smoke? :P

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

My first thought as well. Ashley was checking to see if the coast was clear before showing her face (and wiping her mouth), but KStew just doesn't give a shit and is all like, "Yeah, Alice Cullen just went down on me and I liked it. Whatever! I'm having a smoke".

[bizarro-bluth.livejournal.com]

Yes, yes and yes to pretty much everything that you said. But mostly just...

It also kind of makes me want to write KStew/Ashley Greene (Greensten?)

DUUUDE. *puts on enabler hat* I've actually also been kind of wanting to write something about these two but I feel like I met my RPF quota already, it always makes me a bit uncomfortable when initially writing it anyway...and here I thought I had no shame. Huh.


Oh and also,

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

DUUUDE. *puts on enabler hat* I've actually also been kind of wanting to write something about these two but I feel like I met my RPF quota already

I want to, I don't know if I'll be able to though. I've only written one RPF before, and it was a struggle. These two are making me want to fight the good fight, but I promise nothing, lol

Mm, Ashley bikini! Thanks for that :D

[rebelrogue127.livejournal.com]

hot hotness. I see this an now I just want Ashley Green to play Pansy Parkinson in Harry Potter so then I can pair her up with Hermoine(just to tell you tose two make an awsome pairing)or we can just think ashley Greene and Emma Watson. I'm satisfied either way.

[lightbluenym.livejournal.com]

I agree. Petition to WB, yes?

[alexz6.livejournal.com]

Hey if you write some Ashley/Kstew i will read it.
And i totally get the whole NikStew ship but not writing it cuz while they're very gay together, i just was never able to read it *shrug*
it's Bellice in me :p

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

And i totally get the whole NikStew ship but not writing it cuz while they're very gay together, i just was never able to read it *shrug*
it's Bellice in me :p

lol. I've never been able to really read NikkiStew either. I must be the Bellice shipper in me. Or at least the Ashley shipper. I don't really love KStew or Nikki on their own, and together they don't really excite me. But throw Ashley into any situation and it's immediately 1000% better. Hence why Greensten is more appealing to me.

I make no promises for fic though, we'll just have to see if my brain cooperates.

[alexz6.livejournal.com]

ya i agree w. you- kstew could be cool if she...you know...DID anything *shrug* just saying
Ashley Green is the only reason i suffered through that horrible movie and the only reason why i'll probably waste another $9 on the next piece of crap *sigh*

[trancer21.livejournal.com]

It also kind of makes me want to write KStew/Ashley Greene (Greensten?) RPFS..

Yay! Does this mean I *finally* get Kristen Stewart the Pot-Smoking Vampire Slayer and Ashley Greene as her Hyper-Sexed Assistant fic?

And, dude, did you see? There's wank in the Hollows fandom!! WANK IN THE HOLLOWS FANDOM! I'd do more digging but, apparently, all the good stuff is on some Yahoo mailing list I'm not subscribed to!

[(Anonymous)]

I never picture "KStew" as Bella and never have. I only watch the films to see Greene so the rest of the time, I block out KStew being KStew in every single film she does. (Glad Janine pointed this out as I've thought it for a long time and wondered if anyone else noticed.)

Back when I first forced my way through Twilight, I always pictured Emma Stone as Bella, so I guess the whole GreeneStew RFP or whatever will never work for me. (Besides, Greenestone sounds SO much better.)

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

I never picture "KStew" as Bella and never have.

Me either. I can't really picture Bella in my head. She is kind of a blurry brunette blob. KStew is just way to unlikable looking for me (I don't mean that she's ugly, just that she looks like she's constantly in a terrible mood. Permanent bitch-face with that one, and these days she looks dirty!) Ashley has always been my mental Alice though, and I will accept no other Alice.

I always pictured Emma Stone as Bella

Oh my fucking god! That would have been epically awesome. If Emma Stone had been cast as Bella, Bella would have been witty, sarcastic, charming, and intelligent. She would have displayed emotion, been able to illicit feeling of sympathy from the audience, and I could see why everyone was creaming themselves over her. Well, maybe no since the script sucked, but Bella would have been 1000x better if Emma had been cast. 1000x hotter as well.

And Greenstone DOES sound wicked cool!

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

Does this mean I *finally* get Kristen Stewart the Pot-Smoking Vampire Slayer and Ashley Greene as her Hyper-Sexed Assistant fic?

This might be the only way to actually write Greensten fic! I've never really tried writing crack!fic before, but I am very intrigued by this idea. Also, since I love your crack!fic so much, I'd like to encourage you to try your hand at this, because I know it would be glorious!!!

And, dude, did you see? There's wank in the Hollows fandom!! WANK IN THE HOLLOWS FANDOM!

Yeah, I heard about this. I think people's reactions a little bit over the top, but I have been saying for months that Kim (Dawn?) deliberately lying to fans and misleading them would blow up in her face. Sure, I was talking about giving deliberately misleading, contradictory and false answers in the Drama Box, not playing dress-up, but it's the same thing. You want to create suspense, a mystique? Fine. But when you start outright lying to people to maintain it, shit is going to fly. *entering shit ... flying*

I don't know, I find it kind of funny that she's gone to such lengths though. I just don't know who would have been spending so much time tracking her down. It's not like people would have been taking pap shots. Lady Gaga doing this I can understand, Kim ... not so much. Methinks, someone is a bit of a drama queen.

[trancer21.livejournal.com]

I've never really tried writing crack!fic before, but I am very intrigued by this idea.

I've come to the conclusion that the only way I can write RPF is to make it as cracky as humanly possible. Writing a Kristen/Ashley fic where they're making out in their hotel room up in Vancouver? Kinda creeps me out. Writing a Kristen/Ashley fic where Kristen steals RPatz's stash, gets high, then, in an attempt to make out with Ashley in the backseat of her car, finds out she's a Vampire Slayer? Dude, where's my PEN!?!

But when you start outright lying to people to maintain it, shit is going to fly.

Yeah, I'm of the same opinion. Like, I don't think she did anything 'wrong', per se, but I definitely feel like a line was crossed somewhere. Then I start thinking of Kim/Dawn in front of her full-length mirror with her dozens of red wigs being all Blanche DuBois.. and I forget that I'm supposed to be angry.

Admittedly, finding out Kim/Dawn is married with two kids (and my belief that Rachel is turning into the biggest Mary Sue that ever Mary Sued)? Doesn't fill me with great hope that Rachel/Ivy is the end game. But, who knows, maybe now that she's 'come out', she can go back to writing the Hollows series as fiction!

*entering shit ... flying*

Where the heck is all this happening?

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

Writing a Kristen/Ashley fic where they're making out in their hotel room up in Vancouver? Kinda creeps me out.

OMG! This. So much. Just even imagining the scenario creeps me out, let alone writing it.

Writing a Kristen/Ashley fic where Kristen steals RPatz's stash, gets high, then, in an attempt to make out with Ashley in the backseat of her car, finds out she's a Vampire Slayer? Dude, where's my PEN!?!

Heh! I really, really want this now (or you to write one, and to try one out myself!)

Then I start thinking of Kim/Dawn in front of her full-length mirror with her dozens of red wigs being all Blanche DuBois.. and I forget that I'm supposed to be angry.

I will love you forever for putting this image in my head. Glorious!

Admittedly, finding out Kim/Dawn is married with two kids (and my belief that Rachel is turning into the biggest Mary Sue that ever Mary Sued)? Doesn't fill me with great hope that Rachel/Ivy is the end game.

I guess society has done an awesome job filling my head with hetero-normative social expectations, because I just assumed that Kim was married (and probably had kids). I never read the back jacket of books other than to laugh at the 'serious' pictures of the author. So, finding out she's married with kids, is a big 'eh' to me.

As for the Rachel/Ivy endgame or non-endgame, I'm exhausted at just the thought of that debate, so I'm not gonna touch it. I've had a rather calm day today and don't want to get myself riled up again ;)

Where the heck is all this happening?

On that Yahoo mailing list that I'm not a part of, and which I'm not going to go near ever.

[lost-dreamer23.livejournal.com]

Then we would have had fun with the icing. And the candles, if we were feeling kinky. Mmm.
You have made me purr in delight.

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

Happy belated Birthday!!!!

I wish she'd been around to jump out of MY birthday cake yesterday. Then we would have had fun with the icing. And the candles, if we were feeling kinky. Mmm.

This sounds amazing. Also, cause I just watched the episode of Chuck where Tricia Helfer does a Hot Cop strip routine, I'm imagining Ashley as a stripper dressed up as a cop, and it is delicious.

She's too cute and I want to further encourage you to write RPFS! Pretty please with a naked Ashley Greene on top?

I'll see. It's difficult for me because I don't know that much about either of them. I can't make it through interviews with KStew, and I'm trying to avoid interviews with Ashley. I've decided that I miss Old Hollywood mystique and I no longer want to know much about celebs I like. That way they'll be ruined for me, they'll just stay golden for years (or at least that's the theory). So, all I really know about Ashley, is that she's cute and bubbly and from Jacksonville, lol.

I am attempting it though. Let's just hope that one of the tries is decent enough to post.

[lost-dreamer23.livejournal.com]

I just want to lick Ashley all over
THIS.


And aww!!! That IS the cutest thing ever. It's pretty funny, too. I can't wait for New Moon to come out.

Oh, and I thought you'd enjoy this - my friend and I came up with fantitles for all the books....
Twilight - Edward Stalks Bella Because He's A Creep
New Moon - Edward Decides to Leave Bella to Alice and Becomes a Bipolar Douchebag.
Eclipse - More Fanservice
Breaking Dawn - WTF?(Use Protection)
Midnight Sun - Alice Digs Bella.

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

Nice! lol

With those titles at least people would have known what they were getting themselves into.

Midnight Sun - Alice Digs Bella.

Best part of (what I read of Midnight Sun). Alice was like salivating at the mouth for Bella. I LOVE how incredibly gay for her Alice is.

[lightbluenym.livejournal.com]

Wait, WHAT??? I haven't read anything past the halfway point in Twilight. What's this about Alice perving on Bella?

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

She doesn't really perv on Bella. She's just super-excited about everything that has to do with Bella, and goes on for quite a bit about how she and Bella are destined to be great friends. And basically like threatens Edward not to do anything to scare Bella away (and tells Jasper not to try and kill her) because she wants to be super-best friends forever with Bella.

It just cracked me up, because Alice was pro-Bella before she'd even MET her, and was like threatening people to keep her precious safe BEFORE SHE EVEN MET HER.

[thehelene.livejournal.com]

just in case you need a little encouragement on that rpf:





more? (http://community.livejournal.com/lionlambinlove/35989.html)

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

Amazing!

In the first one, Ashley's all like, "Come here, big girl! Mama needs some lovin'".

And it totally looks like KStew is about to lick Ashley's face in the second, which usually would make me go 'ew', but makes me go 'unf' this time because its Ashley so I understand the impulse.

Dakota's just like, "Goddamn, can't these bitches keep their tongues off of each other for like five seconds (or let me in on it)?"

[thehelene.livejournal.com]

oh look. a very late reply!

oic what you did there. you can't fight it, you're practically plotting that rpf xD

[lightbluenym.livejournal.com]

Hahaha, that picture is wonderful! And I think you need to give in to you RPF temptation just once to see what happens :).

Did you see KStew on the cover of US or whatever w/ Cedric RPattz? I wanted to pluck my eyes out w/ a spoon... Hopefully AGreene's scenes are epic. I might even spend money on theater tickets for this one.

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

And I think you need to give in to you RPF temptation just once to see what happens :).

I probably will. I have no willpower.

Did you see KStew on the cover of US or whatever w/ Cedric RPattz? I wanted to pluck my eyes out w/ a spoon...

Me too. Every time I see that cover it really, really, really annoys me for some reason. I am not interested in StewPattz or whatever the hell their shipper name is. I never really like KStew, and linking her with RPattz makes me annoyed with him, whereas I usually love him. Just STFU media. StewPattz is not going to happen!

Hopefully AGreene's scenes are epic.

This. It's all about Alice for me.

o.o

[brokenbeauty-16.livejournal.com]

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lol, i find it funny tew. i saw it and burst out laughing. so ur not alone in that. rofl