I don't know why I find this hilarious, but I do

[fembuck]

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Lurking Ashley Greene is the cutest ever. I feel like she's about to jump out of a birthday cake or something ... which would be awesome!

And now, to try and make this post relevant in some way ... uh ... uh ... I'm happy to see so many set pics of Ashley and so many pap shots of Ashley and Kristen. Because that means that Alice IS going to be in the movie as much as she should be, and that we're going to get some quality Alice/Bella time on screen.  It also kind of makes me want to write KStew/Ashley Greene (Greensten?) RPFS, which is strange since I never felt the urge to NikkiStew despite their epic gayness for each other. It's probably my shallowing ficcing. I just want to lick Ashley all over and would ship her with anyone with boobs  - and Jackson.

This makes the Bella/Alice shipper in me happy. Now let's just hope that KStew can conjure up an expression or two while on screen with Ashley so that my boo doesn't have to do all the work.

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I've never really tried writing crack!fic before, but I am very intrigued by this idea.

I've come to the conclusion that the only way I can write RPF is to make it as cracky as humanly possible. Writing a Kristen/Ashley fic where they're making out in their hotel room up in Vancouver? Kinda creeps me out. Writing a Kristen/Ashley fic where Kristen steals RPatz's stash, gets high, then, in an attempt to make out with Ashley in the backseat of her car, finds out she's a Vampire Slayer? Dude, where's my PEN!?!

But when you start outright lying to people to maintain it, shit is going to fly.

Yeah, I'm of the same opinion. Like, I don't think she did anything 'wrong', per se, but I definitely feel like a line was crossed somewhere. Then I start thinking of Kim/Dawn in front of her full-length mirror with her dozens of red wigs being all Blanche DuBois.. and I forget that I'm supposed to be angry.

Admittedly, finding out Kim/Dawn is married with two kids (and my belief that Rachel is turning into the biggest Mary Sue that ever Mary Sued)? Doesn't fill me with great hope that Rachel/Ivy is the end game. But, who knows, maybe now that she's 'come out', she can go back to writing the Hollows series as fiction!

*entering shit ... flying*

Where the heck is all this happening?

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

Writing a Kristen/Ashley fic where they're making out in their hotel room up in Vancouver? Kinda creeps me out.

OMG! This. So much. Just even imagining the scenario creeps me out, let alone writing it.

Writing a Kristen/Ashley fic where Kristen steals RPatz's stash, gets high, then, in an attempt to make out with Ashley in the backseat of her car, finds out she's a Vampire Slayer? Dude, where's my PEN!?!

Heh! I really, really want this now (or you to write one, and to try one out myself!)

Then I start thinking of Kim/Dawn in front of her full-length mirror with her dozens of red wigs being all Blanche DuBois.. and I forget that I'm supposed to be angry.

I will love you forever for putting this image in my head. Glorious!

Admittedly, finding out Kim/Dawn is married with two kids (and my belief that Rachel is turning into the biggest Mary Sue that ever Mary Sued)? Doesn't fill me with great hope that Rachel/Ivy is the end game.

I guess society has done an awesome job filling my head with hetero-normative social expectations, because I just assumed that Kim was married (and probably had kids). I never read the back jacket of books other than to laugh at the 'serious' pictures of the author. So, finding out she's married with kids, is a big 'eh' to me.

As for the Rachel/Ivy endgame or non-endgame, I'm exhausted at just the thought of that debate, so I'm not gonna touch it. I've had a rather calm day today and don't want to get myself riled up again ;)

Where the heck is all this happening?

On that Yahoo mailing list that I'm not a part of, and which I'm not going to go near ever.