Extreme Advertising: Alice Cullen

[fembuck]

I had to do it.  I just had to!  So, I present to you my first attempt at extreme advertising!



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Comments

[orange-creative.livejournal.com]

Bwahahahahahahahaha~!

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

:D

I'm very glad you enjoyed it! I have to say, it wasn't too difficult making Alice sound awesome though, cause ... you know, she is ;)

[my-winter-love.livejournal.com]

SHE SAW THEM FIRST.

bbn dead.

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

lol! I'm glad you enjoyed it. Going on a rant about how awesome Alice is never gets old :D

[trancer21.livejournal.com]

..climb your body like a fuckin' lemur..

That is both hilarious.. and kinda hot!

[lost-dreamer23.livejournal.com]

I really wish she'd do that to me, minus the rip-your-head-off part. I mean, I knew there was a saying about blowing your mind, but I don't need my head ripped off in the process.

Otherwise, EPIC FUCKING WIN.

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

I really wish she'd do that to me, minus the rip-your-head-off part. I

This.

That scene was so fucking hot. I just want ripping my head off to be replaced with kissing me until I'm breathless.

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

That is both hilarious.. and kinda hot!

Yes! Mission accomplished.

Seriously though, I was swooning so hard for Alice during that scene. All I could picture was Alice climbing me like that ... and then I got asked by security to take my hand out of my pants.

[slavefaith.livejournal.com]

EPIC!

I cracked up laughing at that fashion comment, when I totally realised if Alice had a choice she so would look into the future and see what the next fashion phase was.

Alice as only had one epic fail, that she didn't save Bella from her pain in the ass brother.

[lost-dreamer23.livejournal.com]

Alice as only had one epic fail, that she didn't save Bella from her pain in the ass brother.
Alice might be a sadist. *gets images of Alice in a domsuit whipping me...shudders...goes to change panties*

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

*gets images of Alice in a domsuit whipping me...shudders...goes to change panties*

Unf!ious Maximus (http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y295/fembuck/icame2927218029_c2131acf72_o-1.jpg) (nsfw)

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

when I totally realised if Alice had a choice she so would look into the future and see what the next fashion phase was.

You know she would. Bitch is fierce as hale!

Alice as only had one epic fail, that she didn't save Bella from her pain in the ass brother.

This. So much this. *shakes head* Alice, I am disappoint.

[onlyjustwhisper.livejournal.com]

Hee!! Love it!

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

:D I'm glad that you enjoyed it :D Writing these things is seriously tons of fun.

[jessekingsley.livejournal.com]

ROTFLMAO!!!

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

:D I'm glad you liked it!

[madndizzee.livejournal.com]

LOL

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

:D

I'm glad you liked it! Writing these things is tons of fun.

HELLZ YEAH!

[(Anonymous)]

That is the BEST description of Alice Fuckin' Cullen EVER written!
EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This person almost kicks as much ass as Alice. (ALMOST!)

Re: HELLZ YEAH!

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

That is the BEST description of Alice Fuckin' Cullen EVER written!

*bows* Thank you!

This person almost kicks as much ass as Alice. (ALMOST!)

Yeah, it was me! lol. And, even being close to the same level of Alice is an honor *wipes tear from eye*

[hostile-driver.livejournal.com]

"She will stab your mother and punch your sister for a pair of shoes! SHE SAW THEM FIRST!"

That was made of awesome - major props!

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

lol! I'm glad you enjoyed it :D

[sherlock-nomes.livejournal.com]

Best piece of advertising EVER. Even if I didn't love Alice to an insane degree already, this would totally sell me. XD

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

Awesome!

I'm glad you liked it! I had a ton of fun writing this, so I'm glad others enjoyed it as well :D

[kiskafalair.livejournal.com]

FUCK SHIT YEAH.

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

This is the only reaction to Alice Cullen and all Alice Cullen related things.

Also, you icon slays me. It is hot because its true.

[kiskafalair.livejournal.com]

And even if it WASN'T true, it would be hot none the less.

[twisted-knicker.livejournal.com]

LOL! You left out the "goddamn"'s! hahaha

[lightbluenym.livejournal.com]

This. Is. Awesome.

Did she really steal her Porsche? lol

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

She stole a yellow Porsche when they were in Italy. But she abandoned it there. Then, Edward gave her a Porsche for Christmas/as a gift for looking after Bella (or something like that). So the Porsche Alice drives was actually bought and paid for, but she also HAS stolen a Porsche.

[lightbluenym.livejournal.com]

Epic win. :D I think we need Bellice Porsche!Porn...