"This is the last time you'lle ever see me" LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE!

[fembuck]

New Moon Official Trailer (because there's no point in me pretending that I'm not going to watch this piece of shit movie)

Thoughts:

1.  God, Edward is a buzz kill.  He makes me want to ...



He's such a downer.  Even RPattz's pretty can't make me tolerate Edward, and he does look so pretty in character.

2.  Forks has a really pretty coastline.

3.  Bella and Edward's doomed love?



4.  Ha ha, Jasper.  Also, ha ha Jaspers!hair.  Seriously, he looks like Meg Ryan. 



TELL ME THAT'S NOT THE SAME DO!?!?!

5.  The birthday scene really made it seem like Bella was Alice's date.  It gave me a glimpse of what the movie would be like done right.  When I actually see the film, I'm going to be like ...



The real thing is going to be such a disappointment.

6.  After watching this, I now ship Bella/Esme. And also, Rosalie/Esme in addition to Alice/Bella. Because Esme was a little bit too excited about that hug (she was subtle like L8N ya'll)



And, Rosalie was a little bit too



when Esme gave Bella that 'little bit too excited' hug.  How do you spell her name again?  Oh yeah, J-E-A-L-O-U-S!

7. That shot of Bella lying in the woods is even more ridiculous in live-action than it is the in book, and it's pretty freaking redonk in the book.

8.  "I'll protect you?"  WTF?  Did I fall asleep in the middle of New Moon or something?  When did Laurent say this?  Nevermind ...


BORED NOW

Also, did anyone else find Laurent caressing Bella's face to be like a billion times hotter than ANY scene between Bella and Edward?  Cause I did.  Also, those eyes are incredibly red.  Incredibly.  I kind of liked the contacts from the first movie better, both the red and yellow ones.  Understated is definitely better with this things.

9.  Jacob looked kind of badass.  All the wolf!form looks pretty damn good.  I'm kind of disppointed by this.  I was hoping that it would be really lulzy.

10.  No Dakota?  No Victoria? 

No love.

In conclusion:

Comments

[su-bones.livejournal.com]

Definitely agree on everything you say, except for one thing: the wolf effects...I mean, i know it's pretty hard to mix animation with live image, but looked kinda rough imo...:P But Jake looks awesome.

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

lol. Yeah, the transition effect does look a little cartoon-y. I was just expecting something really, really bad. So my expectations were so low that anything that wasn't completely horrible would seem 'good' to me.