Oh god, it's happening again!

[fembuck]

I'm making multiple posts about Twilight! Jane (not you Dakota), get me off this crazy thing!





I just love how unconcerned everyone is. Jasper is about to rip Bella's throat out and ...

Emmett looks like he's waiting for the bus.

Rose looks like she's living vicariously through him, like "FINALLY, someone is going to do something about this girl!"

Alice looks like she's daydreaming about shoes or Bella in nothing but shoes.

Jasper looks like Miss Marple or something (it was the son-in-law!).

And Edward looks like he's giving birth, or making a really big poop.



God, this movie going to be horrendous.  I kind of can't wait!

Comments

[slavefaith.livejournal.com]

exactly.. I was thinking Edward's going for the wrong boobz... or hell at least maybe the right one so Belice can be together.

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

or hell at least maybe the right one so Belice can be together.

lol! This. It's like, "Yeah, Edward. Yeah. Feel up Jasper ... now run away with him so that Bella's boring ass 1st person narrative can focus obsessively on Alice, who is deserving of such extensive praise!"

[slavefaith.livejournal.com]

Just think Edward can obsess and stare at the wonder of Jasper's hair from across the room. Jasper's desire for human blood = Bella's clumsiness.. oh that jasper.

Tho seriously isn't this the bit where Alice is supposed to grab Bella and run off into the distance and molest her?

Oh wait, this is why I get confused cause I've never read the actual book.

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

Just think Edward can obsess and stare at the wonder of Jasper's hair from across the room.

His hair certainly is captivating. Also, it will likely remind Edward of the fine, virtuous turn of the century women, the demure type of girl whom he hoped to marry before his life got flipped turned upside down, and he'd like to take a minute just sit right there, he'll tell you how he become the Prince of a town called ... oh wait, sorry I got a little carried away there.

Tho seriously isn't this the bit where Alice is supposed to grab Bella and run off into the distance and molest her?

lol! YES! And when I'm in the theatre (far far more stoned than I am now), I will close my eyes and think of Chapter Four, and I shall be happy).

[lightbluenym.livejournal.com]

Maybe that happens right after Eddie tosses Jaz into the piano. (Which, by the way, made me extremely happy to see. I KNEW the Cullens had a music room!!!) Maybe Jaz is still trying to get at Bella and Alice is like "Fuck this game" and runs away with her.