Oh god, it's happening again!
Jun. 1st, 2009 05:46 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
fembuckI'm making multiple posts about Twilight! Jane (not you Dakota), get me off this crazy thing!
I just love how unconcerned everyone is. Jasper is about to rip Bella's throat out and ...
Emmett looks like he's waiting for the bus.
Rose looks like she's living vicariously through him, like "FINALLY, someone is going to do something about this girl!"
Alice looks like she's daydreaming about shoes or Bella in nothing but shoes.
Jasper looks like Miss Marple or something (it was the son-in-law!).
And Edward looks like he's giving birth, or making a really big poop.
God, this movie going to be horrendous. I kind of can't wait!
I just love how unconcerned everyone is. Jasper is about to rip Bella's throat out and ...
Emmett looks like he's waiting for the bus.
Rose looks like she's living vicariously through him, like "FINALLY, someone is going to do something about this girl!"
Alice looks like she's daydreaming about shoes or Bella in nothing but shoes.
Jasper looks like Miss Marple or something (it was the son-in-law!).
And Edward looks like he's giving birth, or making a really big poop.
God, this movie going to be horrendous. I kind of can't wait!
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Date: 2009-06-01 10:25 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-06-01 10:30 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-06-01 10:34 pm (UTC)Oh, and WTH did you find the Puppy Powers animation?!? I nearly spit soda out on my monitor seeing that!
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Date: 2009-06-01 10:39 pm (UTC)Oh, so a book/movie that I would have liked! lol
and WTH did you find the Puppy Powers animation?!?
ontd_twatlight (http://community.livejournal.com/ontd_twatlight/14541281.html?thread=820432609#t820432609) (which is an amazing place for Twilight LULZ)
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Date: 2009-06-01 10:33 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-06-01 10:40 pm (UTC)lol! This. It's like, "Yeah, Edward. Yeah. Feel up Jasper ... now run away with him so that Bella's boring ass 1st person narrative can focus obsessively on Alice, who is deserving of such extensive praise!"
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Date: 2009-06-01 10:46 pm (UTC)Tho seriously isn't this the bit where Alice is supposed to grab Bella and run off into the distance and molest her?
Oh wait, this is why I get confused cause I've never read the actual book.
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Date: 2009-06-01 10:57 pm (UTC)His hair certainly is captivating. Also, it will likely remind Edward of the fine, virtuous turn of the century women, the demure type of girl whom he hoped to marry before his life got flipped turned upside down, and he'd like to take a minute just sit right there, he'll tell you how he become the Prince of a town called ... oh wait, sorry I got a little carried away there.
Tho seriously isn't this the bit where Alice is supposed to grab Bella and run off into the distance and molest her?
lol! YES! And when I'm in the theatre (far far more stoned than I am now), I will close my eyes and think of Chapter Four, and I shall be happy).
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Date: 2009-06-03 08:20 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-06-01 10:34 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-06-01 10:37 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-06-01 10:44 pm (UTC)Tho seriously that's the only way I could watch these movies, with fembuck commentary.
It's hilarious, I ship Alice/Bella but have not seen the movie or read the books nor will I in the future.
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Date: 2009-06-01 10:37 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-06-01 10:47 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-06-01 11:02 pm (UTC)*le sigh*
I wish this could be!!!!
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Date: 2009-06-01 10:42 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-06-01 10:58 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-06-01 11:09 pm (UTC)Also notice that one chunk right at the end that lands near Bella's head, go FX guy/girl go.
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Date: 2009-06-01 10:57 pm (UTC)can i use your jacob fic for a twilight forum? that is is ass kicking xD
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Date: 2009-06-01 11:00 pm (UTC)It doesn't register really in the trailer, only once you see a still like that. I'm going to be watching for their reactions in the actual movie now.
can i use your jacob fic for a twilight forum? that is is ass kicking xD
I just right-click saved the pic. I got it from this (http://community.livejournal.com/ontd_twatlight/14541281.html?thread=820432609#t820432609) thread, so you could probably pop on over there and ask the original poster.
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Date: 2009-06-01 11:02 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-06-01 11:56 pm (UTC)Jasper: Nooo!
*insert dramatic anime moment dripping with pathos*
Come on let's twist again, like we did last summer...
The rest of the cast in that picture make a remarkably good job looking like straight guys doing gay porn. Getting-my-paycheck-and-then-getting-the-hell-out-of-here-look.
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Date: 2009-06-02 12:21 am (UTC)you and me both. i'm to the point where i will watch the first one for its inherent hilariousness...and well. moody forests and blue filters will make me watch anything.
but this one? will have badly CG'ed WEREWOLVES 8D
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Date: 2009-06-02 12:28 am (UTC)I just thought, you know, Id give you a heads up in case you didnt see them. Because they are to die for, and they make you hot. :)
Can you by any chance write some more Waldsen? It would make my...year pretty much. :) Sorry this is off topic but everything in Twilight can fuck off except Alice/Bella.
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Date: 2009-06-02 01:44 am (UTC)http://community.livejournal.com/bleighton_squee
Trust me, the gay between those two is discussed almost daily there...
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Date: 2009-06-02 10:22 am (UTC)Just look at Leighton in this video, just look at her. God...
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Date: 2009-06-02 10:40 am (UTC)Leighton wasnt as subtle as she thought she was...not that Blake got it. Hah, she's like a puppy. Oh so cute and innocent.
Loved the gay between those two.
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Date: 2009-06-02 12:34 am (UTC)Yes! This was my first thought, possibly only thought when I watched the trailer. Followed closely by, "Wow, this is going to be a train wreck."
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Date: 2009-06-02 08:41 pm (UTC)It is. It so is. Based on the trailer I don't even think it's going to be a funny train wreck. But I'm going to watch it, because I'm weak, and because I want to see the awesomely gay moments between Alice and Bella realized on screen.
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Date: 2009-06-02 08:45 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-06-02 09:05 pm (UTC)If anything, their interaction in the trailer is even gayer than that scene was in the book. I swear that Alice didn't actually lead Bella down any stairs by the hand (I'm never picking up that book again, so I can't check and see). But if they play up the friendship in the movie (like the insinuation that Alice helped Bella get dressed for her party) then the movie could be even gayer than the book. The only downside is that KStew is incapable of acting, so Ashley will have to bring the gay almost entirely by herself.
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Date: 2009-06-03 08:27 pm (UTC)I'm going to the library tonight to check out New Moon, so I'll be sure to look up the hand holding faqz for you :).
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Date: 2009-06-02 01:03 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-06-02 08:43 pm (UTC)The fact that Alice looks so unconcerned kind of breaks my heart. STEP UP YOUR GAME GREENE! YOUR GAY IS SLIPPING!
Actually, it would be the best if you got another awesome lulzy and gay shot of Alice jizzing in her pants over the smell of Bella's blood.
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Date: 2009-06-03 08:54 pm (UTC)I. Jizz. In. My. Pants.
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Date: 2009-06-02 02:13 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-06-02 08:44 pm (UTC)LOL! I hadn't even really focused on that. I was too busy laughing at his pants exploding and him looking like a giant puppy instead of a fierce beast. But it's so true! Why does he jump? And why so high?
Oh, Twilight. You are incapable to doing anything that is genuinely good.
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Date: 2009-06-02 07:52 am (UTC)http://twilightguide.com/tg/wp-content/themes/Aspire/graphics/cat/twilight-movie-photos/bella-alice-hug.gif
And here's another Bellice treat for you. It looks like Bella's checking her hottie vampire ass.
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Date: 2009-06-02 08:46 pm (UTC)She has like almost the same blank expression on her face when Esme hugs her in the new moon trailer. It's like, Esme and Alice are two of the best things in the movie and the entire Twilight verse and you are like catnip to both of them, and couldn't care less. *kicks Bella in the box* UGH!
But Bellice is hopefully going to make up for it.
This. I hope the gay is epic. If it is, it will go a long way to redeeming this movie for me. Honestly, if the Alice/Bella scenes are as gay as they are in the book I will be satisfied with this movie.
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Date: 2009-06-02 11:15 am (UTC)(Is Edward squeezing Jasper's man-breast? I think he is *stares some more* hee)
I swear EVERYONE in these movies are doable...
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Date: 2009-06-02 08:48 pm (UTC)Rose actually looks really good there, which is nice because I wasn't able to say that at any point in the last movie. The costume people seem to have realized how to dress Alice as well. Her outfits befuddled me in the first film, but she looks smoking hot here.
I swear EVERYONE in these movies are doable...
So true. It is a very, very, very pretty cast.
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Date: 2009-06-02 02:44 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-06-02 08:49 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-06-02 06:23 pm (UTC)http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l38JxFUCh0I
Nothing like ripping off a European heavy metal band.
(And don't judge my musical tastes!)
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Date: 2009-06-02 09:35 pm (UTC)I remember when the first movie was released I refused to watch it, now I can't wait for this new one just for the lolz.