Oh god, it's happening again!
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fembuckI'm making multiple posts about Twilight! Jane (not you Dakota), get me off this crazy thing!
I just love how unconcerned everyone is. Jasper is about to rip Bella's throat out and ...
Emmett looks like he's waiting for the bus.
Rose looks like she's living vicariously through him, like "FINALLY, someone is going to do something about this girl!"
Alice looks like she's daydreaming about shoes or Bella in nothing but shoes.
Jasper looks like Miss Marple or something (it was the son-in-law!).
And Edward looks like he's giving birth, or making a really big poop.
God, this movie going to be horrendous. I kind of can't wait!
I just love how unconcerned everyone is. Jasper is about to rip Bella's throat out and ...
Emmett looks like he's waiting for the bus.
Rose looks like she's living vicariously through him, like "FINALLY, someone is going to do something about this girl!"
Alice looks like she's daydreaming about shoes or Bella in nothing but shoes.
Jasper looks like Miss Marple or something (it was the son-in-law!).
And Edward looks like he's giving birth, or making a really big poop.
God, this movie going to be horrendous. I kind of can't wait!
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Date: 2009-06-02 08:44 pm (UTC)LOL! I hadn't even really focused on that. I was too busy laughing at his pants exploding and him looking like a giant puppy instead of a fierce beast. But it's so true! Why does he jump? And why so high?
Oh, Twilight. You are incapable to doing anything that is genuinely good.