Now THIS movie looks entertaining!

[fembuck]

Edward: Well, I'm going to choke you to death then.
Edward:  Oh dude, sweet.  You had your period!
Bella:  ... I dunno if I really wanna do this.
Edward:  So don't embarrass me by having a friend jump over you and turn into a wolf or something.
  Bella: I think I'm ready for motherhood.
  Rastabortionist: No, you aren't you dumb bitch.

Classic. 

*sigh* If only the real movie would provide such laughter and entertainment.

Comments

[trufflehog.livejournal.com]

wait...isn't this the actual storyline for the fourth book?


rastabortionist is new <3

[slavefaith.livejournal.com]

PUPPY POWAH!

[grdnofevrythng.livejournal.com]

LOL...that was just...WOW

[su-bones.livejournal.com]

OMG, yes! This is so awesome! Thanks for sharing and brightening my day! :)

[kennedyismyhero.livejournal.com]

I love that the rastabortionist sounds somewhere between Jamaican and Irish. lmao

[amluv.livejournal.com]

i'm gonna put rastaabortionist in my 5...

hey j..if you love me, you'd let me raid your photobucket for those sweet gifs ya got...;)

[bizarro-bluth.livejournal.com]

LOL!

I don't know what's funnier, that actual vid or the idea that Rob and KStew probably could have made the thing one night while they were both blazed out of their minds and commiserating in their mutual Twilight hate.

[kiskafalair.livejournal.com]

I believe that had to be the most beautiful thing I have ever seen. *Sighs* SMeyers should really take some writer's craft lessons form this guy.

[wyccad.livejournal.com]

That cracked me up! You are a goddess to find all this stuff!!!

[lightbluenym.livejournal.com]

THAT SHIT IS AWESOME!

[zearbear.livejournal.com]

could not stop laughing trew that whole vid
thanks for sharing