Nobody needed towels!!!!
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fembuckSo, I finally saw the season premiere of True Blood and ...
Michelle Forbes is a goddess. She makes everything better, and sexier. It is really almost magical the effect she has on my body. And the eviller she is, the more delicious I find her. Maryann's smack down of Lettie Mae was like porn. And the fact that she had her hands all over Tara as much as humanly possible, just like feeling Tara up in front of her Lettie Mae to rub it in her face that she was going to like take Tara back to her house and sex her til the early morn ... unf! Papiya eating, lounging goddess Maryann using her sexy voice talking about ancient gods and human lovers, just ... excuse me while I change my panties. She's even hot while smacking down her employees. I honestly, don't care what she does, I will fucking love every moment she is on screen.
NO PAM????? *cries* Episodes always really feel incomplete to me if I don't get even a little Pam. I just love her and her Victorian School Girl Giggle, and her J Crew Outfits, and her sassy one-liners so much.
I honestly think that if Pam and Maryann are on screen together for like even ten seconds I will jizz in my pants. Seeing her in the previews for the next episodes numbs the pain somewhat. But, I'm really in some deep Pam withdrawal right now.
Lafayette's alive muthafuckers!
Yay! I was literally squealing with joy when Miss Jeanette's body was revealed. I was so scared that my baby, Layfayette had been vamp food. I mean, the man is rather downtrodden at the moment, but he's alive, bishes! Yes!
Nerd!Bill is kind of awesome. I really liked him in the scenes with Jessica in all his recycling, TruBlood cocktail hour geekiness. Bill and Sookie, are a huge yawn however. And the RL romance between Paquin and Moyer just makes any love scenes between them really, really awkward to watch.
I cannot handle it.
Terry sniffing Arlene's hair when she hugged him, was made of win. I laughed so hard at that, and despite the creep factor I found it kind of sweet.
Between Police Woman Kenya and Andy Bellefleur, that scene in the police station where they were questioning Tara was like one of the funniest things I'd seen all day.
I kind of want Nan Flannigan to bite me. Literally. When she was all, "I'll see you in 12 hours", I was like "get in me nao, Nan!" My taste in women should really, really scare me. But instead, when I think about it I just get turned on.
Eric is FUCKING SCARY! OMG!
I'm used to him being all like, "My name is Eric. I am a Sherriff and my arms are the size of tree trunks. Do you want to come behind my velvet rope?
But tonight he was all like ...
"My name is Eric. I used to be a Viking. I rip people's arms off and eat their groins while getting my hair did. There is metrosexual fucking highlight foil in my hair and I can still make you poop your pants like a small child. I will eat your babies. Sit the fuck down, and use the bucket!"
Pam! Hold me!
Seriously, I love this fucking show. Cannot wait for next week.
FYT: Bradley James - So Macho
Michelle Forbes is a goddess. She makes everything better, and sexier. It is really almost magical the effect she has on my body. And the eviller she is, the more delicious I find her. Maryann's smack down of Lettie Mae was like porn. And the fact that she had her hands all over Tara as much as humanly possible, just like feeling Tara up in front of her Lettie Mae to rub it in her face that she was going to like take Tara back to her house and sex her til the early morn ... unf! Papiya eating, lounging goddess Maryann using her sexy voice talking about ancient gods and human lovers, just ... excuse me while I change my panties. She's even hot while smacking down her employees. I honestly, don't care what she does, I will fucking love every moment she is on screen.
NO PAM????? *cries* Episodes always really feel incomplete to me if I don't get even a little Pam. I just love her and her Victorian School Girl Giggle, and her J Crew Outfits, and her sassy one-liners so much.
I honestly think that if Pam and Maryann are on screen together for like even ten seconds I will jizz in my pants. Seeing her in the previews for the next episodes numbs the pain somewhat. But, I'm really in some deep Pam withdrawal right now.
Lafayette's alive muthafuckers!
Yay! I was literally squealing with joy when Miss Jeanette's body was revealed. I was so scared that my baby, Layfayette had been vamp food. I mean, the man is rather downtrodden at the moment, but he's alive, bishes! Yes!
Nerd!Bill is kind of awesome. I really liked him in the scenes with Jessica in all his recycling, TruBlood cocktail hour geekiness. Bill and Sookie, are a huge yawn however. And the RL romance between Paquin and Moyer just makes any love scenes between them really, really awkward to watch.
I cannot handle it.
Terry sniffing Arlene's hair when she hugged him, was made of win. I laughed so hard at that, and despite the creep factor I found it kind of sweet.
Between Police Woman Kenya and Andy Bellefleur, that scene in the police station where they were questioning Tara was like one of the funniest things I'd seen all day.
I kind of want Nan Flannigan to bite me. Literally. When she was all, "I'll see you in 12 hours", I was like "get in me nao, Nan!" My taste in women should really, really scare me. But instead, when I think about it I just get turned on.
Eric is FUCKING SCARY! OMG!
I'm used to him being all like, "My name is Eric. I am a Sherriff and my arms are the size of tree trunks. Do you want to come behind my velvet rope?
But tonight he was all like ...
"My name is Eric. I used to be a Viking. I rip people's arms off and eat their groins while getting my hair did. There is metrosexual fucking highlight foil in my hair and I can still make you poop your pants like a small child. I will eat your babies. Sit the fuck down, and use the bucket!"
Pam! Hold me!
Seriously, I love this fucking show. Cannot wait for next week.
FYT: Bradley James - So Macho
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Date: 2009-06-16 05:31 am (UTC)And the RL romance between Paquin and Moyer just makes any love scenes between them really, really awkward to watch.
Oh, eww. I did not know that. I still fast-forward through the bulk of their scenes but that just puts a gross realism on everything that was unnecessary.
I kind of want Nan Flannigan to bite me. Literally. When she was all, "I'll see you in 12 hours", I was like "get in me nao, Nan!"
You're not the only one! Damn, for a chick who's character exists solely in tv interviews, she really sucks you in...no pun intended. :)
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Date: 2009-06-17 03:20 am (UTC)Me too. The only thing that would've made it better would've been to see Kristen Bauer's name in the credits as well.
My only complaint is all the sex with pubecent Sam was GROSS. *shudder*
Yeah, it was really, really awkward and unerotic. But the scene was supposed to be creepy, so I guess I should congratulate everyone involved with a job well done. Honestly, I'm glad that Sam and Maryann only knew each other for like 2 hours and she weirded him out. I didn't want the Tara/Maryann storyline to actually be all about Sam (or especially Sam's epic love with Maryann). I want to Tara to be interesting enough to Maryann on her own.
even though in my head she crawls back into Maryann's bed after
In my mind too. As far as I'm concerned, they're all doing each other. But I have a soft spot in my heart for the lady love so they're the only ones I'm actually concerned about!
for a chick who's character exists solely in tv interviews, she really sucks you in...no pun intended. :)
This! I was actually really thrilled that we got so much more Nan in this epi. than last season. Last season all her shots were so short, but at least today she got a real scene. And it was glorious. Mm. Definitely more, Nan Flannigan, please.
That Eric .gif? Genius. lol. That shot was so awesome.