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fembuckSo, I finally saw the season premiere of True Blood and ...
Michelle Forbes is a goddess. She makes everything better, and sexier. It is really almost magical the effect she has on my body. And the eviller she is, the more delicious I find her. Maryann's smack down of Lettie Mae was like porn. And the fact that she had her hands all over Tara as much as humanly possible, just like feeling Tara up in front of her Lettie Mae to rub it in her face that she was going to like take Tara back to her house and sex her til the early morn ... unf! Papiya eating, lounging goddess Maryann using her sexy voice talking about ancient gods and human lovers, just ... excuse me while I change my panties. She's even hot while smacking down her employees. I honestly, don't care what she does, I will fucking love every moment she is on screen.
NO PAM????? *cries* Episodes always really feel incomplete to me if I don't get even a little Pam. I just love her and her Victorian School Girl Giggle, and her J Crew Outfits, and her sassy one-liners so much.
I honestly think that if Pam and Maryann are on screen together for like even ten seconds I will jizz in my pants. Seeing her in the previews for the next episodes numbs the pain somewhat. But, I'm really in some deep Pam withdrawal right now.
Lafayette's alive muthafuckers!
Yay! I was literally squealing with joy when Miss Jeanette's body was revealed. I was so scared that my baby, Layfayette had been vamp food. I mean, the man is rather downtrodden at the moment, but he's alive, bishes! Yes!
Nerd!Bill is kind of awesome. I really liked him in the scenes with Jessica in all his recycling, TruBlood cocktail hour geekiness. Bill and Sookie, are a huge yawn however. And the RL romance between Paquin and Moyer just makes any love scenes between them really, really awkward to watch.
I cannot handle it.
Terry sniffing Arlene's hair when she hugged him, was made of win. I laughed so hard at that, and despite the creep factor I found it kind of sweet.
Between Police Woman Kenya and Andy Bellefleur, that scene in the police station where they were questioning Tara was like one of the funniest things I'd seen all day.
I kind of want Nan Flannigan to bite me. Literally. When she was all, "I'll see you in 12 hours", I was like "get in me nao, Nan!" My taste in women should really, really scare me. But instead, when I think about it I just get turned on.
Eric is FUCKING SCARY! OMG!
I'm used to him being all like, "My name is Eric. I am a Sherriff and my arms are the size of tree trunks. Do you want to come behind my velvet rope?
But tonight he was all like ...
"My name is Eric. I used to be a Viking. I rip people's arms off and eat their groins while getting my hair did. There is metrosexual fucking highlight foil in my hair and I can still make you poop your pants like a small child. I will eat your babies. Sit the fuck down, and use the bucket!"
Pam! Hold me!
Seriously, I love this fucking show. Cannot wait for next week.
FYT: Bradley James - So Macho
Michelle Forbes is a goddess. She makes everything better, and sexier. It is really almost magical the effect she has on my body. And the eviller she is, the more delicious I find her. Maryann's smack down of Lettie Mae was like porn. And the fact that she had her hands all over Tara as much as humanly possible, just like feeling Tara up in front of her Lettie Mae to rub it in her face that she was going to like take Tara back to her house and sex her til the early morn ... unf! Papiya eating, lounging goddess Maryann using her sexy voice talking about ancient gods and human lovers, just ... excuse me while I change my panties. She's even hot while smacking down her employees. I honestly, don't care what she does, I will fucking love every moment she is on screen.
NO PAM????? *cries* Episodes always really feel incomplete to me if I don't get even a little Pam. I just love her and her Victorian School Girl Giggle, and her J Crew Outfits, and her sassy one-liners so much.
I honestly think that if Pam and Maryann are on screen together for like even ten seconds I will jizz in my pants. Seeing her in the previews for the next episodes numbs the pain somewhat. But, I'm really in some deep Pam withdrawal right now.
Lafayette's alive muthafuckers!
Yay! I was literally squealing with joy when Miss Jeanette's body was revealed. I was so scared that my baby, Layfayette had been vamp food. I mean, the man is rather downtrodden at the moment, but he's alive, bishes! Yes!
Nerd!Bill is kind of awesome. I really liked him in the scenes with Jessica in all his recycling, TruBlood cocktail hour geekiness. Bill and Sookie, are a huge yawn however. And the RL romance between Paquin and Moyer just makes any love scenes between them really, really awkward to watch.
I cannot handle it.
Terry sniffing Arlene's hair when she hugged him, was made of win. I laughed so hard at that, and despite the creep factor I found it kind of sweet.
Between Police Woman Kenya and Andy Bellefleur, that scene in the police station where they were questioning Tara was like one of the funniest things I'd seen all day.
I kind of want Nan Flannigan to bite me. Literally. When she was all, "I'll see you in 12 hours", I was like "get in me nao, Nan!" My taste in women should really, really scare me. But instead, when I think about it I just get turned on.
Eric is FUCKING SCARY! OMG!
I'm used to him being all like, "My name is Eric. I am a Sherriff and my arms are the size of tree trunks. Do you want to come behind my velvet rope?
But tonight he was all like ...
"My name is Eric. I used to be a Viking. I rip people's arms off and eat their groins while getting my hair did. There is metrosexual fucking highlight foil in my hair and I can still make you poop your pants like a small child. I will eat your babies. Sit the fuck down, and use the bucket!"
Pam! Hold me!
Seriously, I love this fucking show. Cannot wait for next week.
FYT: Bradley James - So Macho
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Date: 2009-06-16 11:05 am (UTC)Michelle Forbes... I have no words, they do no justice. She has always been and always will be; hot like fire. Her voice, posture and the smirk: trademark. I really wonder WTH is up with her vibrating all over the place. She feeds that way? (If somebody has read teh books don't tell)
I really like Jessica's character too and hope they build that story. Bill being environmentally concious was nice to see... and then he does things like rips people's heads off for revenge. Oddly, those two aspects are not at war. I'd like to reserve the word "nerd" for those situations where it's deserved, this was not one. ;s ..hmm, except when I look at the diagram of nerdiness, I see that Bill fills all the requirements: intelligence, social ineptitude and obsession. Here. He might be just a dork though.
I don't really mind Bill and Sookie because... boobs. I might get a bit sleepy during the scenes between them, but they don't really cause a negative reaction in me in any way.
Wonder when they will introduce the lesbian vampire played by Evan Rachel Wood. Hope my memory isn't misfiring and it was season 3 or something.
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Date: 2009-06-17 02:40 am (UTC)Okay, in the books Lafayette is the one found dead,but I was really happy they didn't do that. So there are a bunch of new plot pieces for the story. There is already one lesbian vampire in the show, Pam, but they havn't really hinted at it yet. But I totally think it will be adressed in one of the next episodes after Sookie gets attacked. As for Evan Rachel Wood, she has not been listed as cast member yet(at least not on imdb), but if I was to guess I think she would be playing Sookie's cousin Hadley(it's brifly mentioned in the first season that she is missing). Hadley's been turned and is dating the Queen of Louisiana. But the story line is a ways off in the books. I'm not sure if they're going to start condensing the books more into the show because the first season is basically the first book. Right now there are nine books. So there's that spiel, hopefully I didn't overload it with too much info.
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Date: 2009-06-17 03:06 am (UTC)Well, they've hinted at it. Pam's totally was flirting with Sookie in that episode where Long Shadow exploded all over her, and rather delightfully when Bill was digging the grave for Jessica and Pam was mocking him, there's one funny moment where Pam looks up Jessica's dress and kind of smiles. But, I totally hope we see more explicit scenes with Pam that make her lady love totally clear.
As for Evan Rachel Wood, she has not been listed as cast member yet(at least not on imdb), but if I was to guess I think she would be playing Sookie's cousin Hadley
Evan is actually playing the Queen of Louisiana (I didn't realize the character was a lesbian though *woot* Evan was the cutest little lesbian ever on Once and Again). I think her first appearance as the Queen will be in the last episode of season 2, or like the second last, something like that. She won't be on until the very end of the season, kind of like Michelle Forbes last season.
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Date: 2009-06-17 04:56 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-06-17 03:12 am (UTC)I totes don't care a bit. I'm just glad my baby Lafayette is alive. Any changes they have to make to keep him around are just fine by me. Of course, I haven't read the books and have no desire to actually read them so I'm not really attached to any future plotlines.
I really like Jessica's character too and hope they build that story.
She was a lot less grating this episode than she was last season. I'm really interested in the Bill and Jessica storyline right now as well. It's certainly more interesting than what's going on with Bill/Sookie. I was actually really moved when Jessica seemed so genuinely surprised that Sookie would be interested in her as a person.
Wonder when they will introduce the lesbian vampire played by Evan Rachel Wood. Hope my memory isn't misfiring and it was season 3 or something.
Evan is playing the Queen of Louisiana. I think her first appearance as the Queen will be in the last episode of season 2, or like the second last, something like that. She won't be on until the very end of the season, kind of like Michelle Forbes last season, but we WILL see her this season.