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fembuckYes, ladies and gentleman, I am happy to report that Vampire!Pam is back, and hotter than ever!
YES PLEASE!
Seriously you guise, I totally want a full velor track suit now. If it's good enough for Pam it's good enough for me. *dreamy sigh* I totally want a Pam in my life to smile at all of my jokes and laugh daintily at my witty remarks. Pam's approval of Go-Go dancers, totally makes me want to go, "Turn me, and I'll be your vampire" to Pam. Cause it's true.
Best opening sequence ever! Brilliant. Eric: “Is there blood in my hair? This is bad. Pam is going to kill me!” I love that Pam has Eric wrapped around her beautiful little finger. Their relationship is so amusing to me. I love it.
This episode was actually pretty hilarious all around. Examples:
[On Eric's blood soaked hair]
Pam: This is a disaster.
Eric: Well I said I was sorry Pam. [To Lafayette] You were there, you saw it, defend me!
Lafayette: If I've got even a Jew at an Al Qaeda pep rally's shot at getting my black ass up out of this mother f*cker I'm taking it.
[On walking on water]
Jason: I'm pretty sure that was Moses.
Luke: No, it was Jesus, Moses parted the red sea.”
Luke: And what's the deal with you snapping the American flag in half like you're some Muslim, Buffy with a d*ck.
Luke: Tomorrow belongs to the Lukinator *perfectly douche-tactular point to himself*
Pam: Oh’ Eric you don’t do humble well.
Andy Bellefleur: She told me I looked like an epileptic on meth.
Win.
Jessica was really good tonight. Not only did this episode make me realize that the actress playing Jessica is like stunningly good-looking (seriously, hair, makeup, whatever it was, I was constantly like ... damn, you are stunning) when she was on screen. I really liked her girl bonding with Sookie, and she was really good in the scene at her families house. When her fangs popped out, I was like "Booyah! Take that Abuse!Daddy!" When she had the belt around his neck, I was like "Do it! Do it!"
Bill was wicked in that last scene. Stephen Moyer nailed it. Bill totally seemed like a badass in it. Most of the time I'm not that impressed by Bill, and last episode I was actually basking in his non-badass dorky glory, so it was really neat to see Vampire!Bill make an appearance. I am very interested to see how he is going to "Clean up the mess [Sookie] made". And she totally deserved Bill being all pissy with her and kicking her the hell out of the house. How Sookie thought it was a good idea to take Jessica to see her family is beyond me. No, Sucky. Just no. Tonight, you truly were Sucky indeed.
Also, on the Bill/Sucky note ... I actually liked their first scene together. They had something that approached chemistry in it, Sucky was saying things that made sense, and they both looked kind of good. Miraculous!
Sam's angst bores me.
Tara's storyline does not. Liked her interaction with Eggs (Holy eight-pack, Batman!). Appreciated that she was actually take aback by his criminal past, but that she is not letting it taint her opinion of him completely. Rutina and Mecad have good chemistry together, and I'm actually really interested to see where this Maryann/Tara/Eggs thing is going. Also, Maryann being a creeper after hearing Tara might move out, was scary awesome.
I like that Tara is thinking that's it's too good to be true, and that she gets a little creeped out by Maryann, but that the shine of Maryann and the awesomeness of the life that she's providing is hard for Tara to give up. It's very true. It's a difficult thing to turn your back on everything that you want.
And speaking of Maryann ... Michelle Forbes continues to dominate at EVERYTHING! Loved her ordering all of that food, loved her being a total creeper when she met Sookie and chanting in her head in Greek (Cape Cod, my ass). Loved her pep talk to the Worst!Waitress!Ever ... uh, Daphne. Loved hervampire [insert name of what she is ... won't type it for spoilers] pheromones making everyone all horny as hell (though, I was secretly disappointed in this scene because other than though two chicks kind of checking Maryann out, there was no same-sex action in it. It's a precursor to an orgy people, everyone should just be all up on everyone else!) And her, like palming that drunk woman's head and then getting her to boogie down, cracked me up. That vibrating shit is freaky as hell, and her turning Sam into a dog was love. I'm so glad he's an irritant to her, and not a love interest.
That scene between Ginger and Lafayette was comedy gold. Oh, Ginger. Ginger, Ginger, Ginger. Pam must be a hell of a lay for you still to be hanging around there.
That scene at Forever 21 between Bill and the saleslady and then Bill/Eric/Saleslady ("You like?") was awesome funny. They totes did seem like they were flirting with each other.
Am mildly interested in what's going on with Jason, but not enough to comment on it other than to say ... his hair looked nice this episode.
Good times, good times!
YES PLEASE!
Seriously you guise, I totally want a full velor track suit now. If it's good enough for Pam it's good enough for me. *dreamy sigh* I totally want a Pam in my life to smile at all of my jokes and laugh daintily at my witty remarks. Pam's approval of Go-Go dancers, totally makes me want to go, "Turn me, and I'll be your vampire" to Pam. Cause it's true.
Best opening sequence ever! Brilliant. Eric: “Is there blood in my hair? This is bad. Pam is going to kill me!” I love that Pam has Eric wrapped around her beautiful little finger. Their relationship is so amusing to me. I love it.
This episode was actually pretty hilarious all around. Examples:
[On Eric's blood soaked hair]
Pam: This is a disaster.
Eric: Well I said I was sorry Pam. [To Lafayette] You were there, you saw it, defend me!
Lafayette: If I've got even a Jew at an Al Qaeda pep rally's shot at getting my black ass up out of this mother f*cker I'm taking it.
[On walking on water]
Jason: I'm pretty sure that was Moses.
Luke: No, it was Jesus, Moses parted the red sea.”
Luke: And what's the deal with you snapping the American flag in half like you're some Muslim, Buffy with a d*ck.
Luke: Tomorrow belongs to the Lukinator *perfectly douche-tactular point to himself*
Pam: Oh’ Eric you don’t do humble well.
Andy Bellefleur: She told me I looked like an epileptic on meth.
Win.
Jessica was really good tonight. Not only did this episode make me realize that the actress playing Jessica is like stunningly good-looking (seriously, hair, makeup, whatever it was, I was constantly like ... damn, you are stunning) when she was on screen. I really liked her girl bonding with Sookie, and she was really good in the scene at her families house. When her fangs popped out, I was like "Booyah! Take that Abuse!Daddy!" When she had the belt around his neck, I was like "Do it! Do it!"
Bill was wicked in that last scene. Stephen Moyer nailed it. Bill totally seemed like a badass in it. Most of the time I'm not that impressed by Bill, and last episode I was actually basking in his non-badass dorky glory, so it was really neat to see Vampire!Bill make an appearance. I am very interested to see how he is going to "Clean up the mess [Sookie] made". And she totally deserved Bill being all pissy with her and kicking her the hell out of the house. How Sookie thought it was a good idea to take Jessica to see her family is beyond me. No, Sucky. Just no. Tonight, you truly were Sucky indeed.
Also, on the Bill/Sucky note ... I actually liked their first scene together. They had something that approached chemistry in it, Sucky was saying things that made sense, and they both looked kind of good. Miraculous!
Sam's angst bores me.
Tara's storyline does not. Liked her interaction with Eggs (Holy eight-pack, Batman!). Appreciated that she was actually take aback by his criminal past, but that she is not letting it taint her opinion of him completely. Rutina and Mecad have good chemistry together, and I'm actually really interested to see where this Maryann/Tara/Eggs thing is going. Also, Maryann being a creeper after hearing Tara might move out, was scary awesome.
I like that Tara is thinking that's it's too good to be true, and that she gets a little creeped out by Maryann, but that the shine of Maryann and the awesomeness of the life that she's providing is hard for Tara to give up. It's very true. It's a difficult thing to turn your back on everything that you want.
And speaking of Maryann ... Michelle Forbes continues to dominate at EVERYTHING! Loved her ordering all of that food, loved her being a total creeper when she met Sookie and chanting in her head in Greek (Cape Cod, my ass). Loved her pep talk to the Worst!Waitress!Ever ... uh, Daphne. Loved her
That scene between Ginger and Lafayette was comedy gold. Oh, Ginger. Ginger, Ginger, Ginger. Pam must be a hell of a lay for you still to be hanging around there.
That scene at Forever 21 between Bill and the saleslady and then Bill/Eric/Saleslady ("You like?") was awesome funny. They totes did seem like they were flirting with each other.
Am mildly interested in what's going on with Jason, but not enough to comment on it other than to say ... his hair looked nice this episode.
Good times, good times!
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Date: 2009-06-23 12:51 am (UTC)Thou hast not ceased to entertain me.
(btw, did you get my message? Just making sure.)
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Date: 2009-06-23 01:29 am (UTC)(I totes, got the message. Just responded back to you :D Thanks!)
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Date: 2009-06-23 01:30 am (UTC)(you're welcome! :D)
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Date: 2009-06-23 01:19 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-06-23 01:28 am (UTC)Maryann is creepin' done right.
With her I'm like *shudder* *unf!* She's a Georgina Sparks-esque, in that I'm like "Maryann, molest me!" (or I guess, "Maryann, mysteriously fuck with MY life!")
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Date: 2009-06-23 01:27 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-06-23 01:31 am (UTC)Yeah. Usually I never love Bill. I kind of feel about him the way Jessica does, lol. But he was awesome this episode. There was Geeky!Bill gold with his ineffective shopping for a teenage girl ("My daughter. Yes." lol), his inadvertent flirting with Eric, and then the awesomeness that was Vampire!Bill unleashed.
The new season is shaping up rather well. I'm on the edge of my seat for the next episode!
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Date: 2009-06-23 02:04 am (UTC)...Andy, why do you dance like that? WTF? Andyy, noyy.
...Vampire Lafayette. Can't wait to see that. :D
Yes, Jessica is gorgeous (I think it's her legs... and various other stuff), but the whole episode I was anticipating the moment when she will lose it and eat Sookey. It was a bit distracting. "Not yet. Ok now? No. Now? No..." I was 99% sure that she will bite her, but oh well, I guess what Bill told about new vampires was mostly bull. I couldn't believe how naive Sookey was being.
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Date: 2009-06-23 02:33 am (UTC)That was great. Lafayette/Pam/Eric is a winning combo. I hope we see more scenes of the three of them together. Chow is such dead weight though. The only thing he's good for is Pam cracking jokes at his expense.
But yeah, ASkar and Kristen Bauer are great with reaction shots, especially Bauer. *Pam fangirl* She's managed to make Pam really well developed with next to no air time.
...Andy, why do you dance like that? WTF? Andyy, noyy.
Oh god, that was painfully hilarious. Thank god, everyone was too horny to really be paying attention to him.
Vampire Lafayette. Can't wait to see that. :D
Me too. And I hope he becomes Eric's boyfriend (I know it won't happen, but it'd be fun). His last appeal to Eric was so sexually loaded. I was digging it. Though, I wish Pam would get a girlfriend before Eric gets a boyfriend, lol.
Yes, Jessica is gorgeous (I think it's her legs... and various other stuff)
She does have great legs. Facially she's quite stunning too. Like that scene when she was in front of her house, introducing Sookie and trying to get invited in ... I was like so distracted by how luminously pretty she was. She does have nice other stuff do. She's got a nice womanly body with curves.
but the whole episode I was anticipating the moment when she will lose it and eat Sookey. It was a bit distracting. "Not yet. Ok now? No. Now? No..." I was 99% sure that she will bite her, but oh well, I guess what Bill told about new vampires was mostly bull. I couldn't believe how naive Sookey was being.
Man, I would have loved Jessica even more than I do now if she'd tried something with Sookie. Like a hug in the car when she tells Sookie she doesn't blame her, and then Sookie's scent begins to get to her, and Jessica like growls a little, and Sookie's like "Oh shit". But, because Sookie has in the Bella Swan/Rachel Morgan/Krista Starr/Female heroine mentality of being turned on by danger, she totally would move even when Jessica started nosing around her neck, and ... now I'm REALLY disappointed Jessica didn't make a move on Sookie! There's time I suppose. I would also love to see Pam put the moves on her. Pam totes deserves someone hotter than Ginger.
And yes, Sucky was being incredibly naive. It fits her though. And she was dealing with a lot of guilt about being part of the reason why Jessica "died". But it was still really stupid. Sookie knew there was no way she could stop Jessica from doing anything, and Jessica has shown herself to not follow verbal commands in the past. [Eric]Poorly played, Sookie.[/Eric]
Also, I loved hearing the vampire language this ep. Hot.
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Date: 2009-06-23 10:57 am (UTC)I think it was swedish, actually. :p
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Date: 2009-06-23 11:09 am (UTC)My dumb is powerful. God that's embarrassing. I'm glad I didn't put that gem of an observation in the main post, lol.
And also, awwwww. I love that Eric thought her Swedish so that they could talk about people behind their backs. I can just imagine them walking through the mall at night, gabbing away in Swedish all, "OMG! Look at her shoes! If a fashion magazine told her to, she'd wear cats strapped to her feet." You know Pam was his favorite from the very beginning. Even as a newborn she was probably chill as hell.
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Date: 2009-06-23 11:34 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-06-23 02:31 am (UTC)& PAM = ♥ Eric fuckin cracks me up and Forever 21 hahahha.
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Date: 2009-06-23 02:41 am (UTC)I have no patience for Sam. You are right, he should just stay a cute, SILENT dog. Maryann doing that to him was epic win. I loved it. Maryann is awesome.
& PAM = ♥
This. Pam is my hot, hot sex. I love me some Nan Flannigan, and some Maryann, and some Tara, and now some Jessica (and, there's a lot of hot chicks on this show), but Pam will always be first in my heart. J'adore Pam, j'adore!
Eric fuckin cracks me up and Forever 21 hahahha.
Eric is pretty funny. I love how after ripping a man apart with foil in his hair while wearing flip-flops that he was so concerned about Pam being cross with him. LOL! OMG, I love the two of them together. Her, 'what am I going to do with you?' kind of circling of muttering of "well, this is a mess" slayed me.
And the Forever 21 thing ... oh, writers. You are so clever, lol
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Date: 2009-06-23 03:07 am (UTC)I love the implication that Bill was gay for Eric. But I dont know who wouldn't be.
I do enjoy how Pam has Eric wrapped around her finger and her in general. I think she is my favorite out of the bunch. I do love Tara's bitch attitude, Maryann's well...everything. And Im starting to like Jessica. I do love Anna, but atm she is getting on my nerves. I do enjoy seeing her naked though. But as you said, she is Sucky right now.
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Date: 2009-06-23 05:40 am (UTC)Man I was so excited to see Pam again. And I love too how she's got Eric wrapped around her finger, especially since he's her maker. I wouldn't be surprised if Jessica takes on the same role with Bill someday.
I know Jessica bugged the shit out of Pam before, but I'm hoping they get to interact more. I mean come on, Jessica rubbed me the wrong way before too, Pam, but I gave her a second chance and I'm really glad I did!
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Date: 2009-06-23 03:29 pm (UTC)Me too! It made me insanely ridiculously happy to hear her name even. And when I finally saw her I was like jittering with happiness.
And I love too how she's got Eric wrapped around her finger, especially since he's her maker. I wouldn't be surprised if Jessica takes on the same role with Bill someday.
Yeah, I love how Eric was all "Pam's gonna be so mad". I find the two of them adorable together. I love that Eric thought her Swedish! You know that he did it so that they could talk about people behind their backs. I can just imagine them walking through the mall at night, gabbing away in Swedish all, "OMG! Look at her shoes! If a fashion magazine told her to, she'd wear cats strapped to her feet." You know Pam was his favorite from the very beginning. Even as a newborn she was probably chill as hell.
Maybe Jessica will be able to loosen Bill up a bit. I doubt it though. Bill's not fun enough to for Bill/Jessica to be as awesome a duo as Eric/Pam.
I know Jessica bugged the shit out of Pam before, but I'm hoping they get to interact more. I mean come on, Jessica rubbed me the wrong way before too, Pam, but I gave her a second chance and I'm really glad I did!
This. I would love to see like a Pam/Jessica scene of them like bonding while shopping or something. Pam would be an excellent role model for Jessica. Jessica has the potential to be awesome, and under Pam's guidance she couldn't help but reach her full potential for awesomeness.
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Date: 2009-06-23 05:59 pm (UTC)Eric: “Is there blood in my hair? This is bad. Pam is going to kill me!”
Yes dear, she will be upset.
And Eric asking Bill if he liked his new haircut made me squeal. I ♥ them!
This entire episode was made of win!
I find Mechad far hotter than I should. Even when he was on Desperate Housewives I was like 'Hmmm...hey hottie.' And I do agree he and Rutina have quite a bit of chemistry. He brings some sexiness out of her that I didn't see there before. Or perhaps that I was ignoring.
Lafayette: If I've got even a Jew at an Al Qaeda pep rally's shot at getting my black ass up out of this mother f*cker I'm taking it.
I literally had to pause the episode because I was laughing so hard at this. Of Lafayette, you better not be dead. All I'm saying is that he better come back as the most bad ass, flaming, Eric-groupie vampire EVER!!!
I seriously want Michelle Forbes to vibrate at me every. morning.
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Date: 2009-06-23 09:14 pm (UTC)no subject
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