fembuck | The Return of Vampire!Pam Post ... uh, I mean True Blood 2x02 "Keep This Party Going" Post!

Yes, ladies and gentleman, I am happy to report that Vampire!Pam is back, and hotter than ever!

YES PLEASE!

Seriously you guise, I totally want a full velor track suit now. If it's good enough for Pam it's good enough for me. *dreamy sigh* I totally want a Pam in my life to smile at all of my jokes and laugh daintily at my witty remarks. Pam's approval of Go-Go dancers, totally makes me want to go, "Turn me, and I'll be your vampire" to Pam. Cause it's true.

Best opening sequence ever! Brilliant. Eric: “Is there blood in my hair? This is bad. Pam is going to kill me!” I love that Pam has Eric wrapped around her beautiful little finger. Their relationship is so amusing to me. I love it.

This episode was actually pretty hilarious all around. Examples:

[On Eric's blood soaked hair]
Pam: This is a disaster.
Eric: Well I said I was sorry Pam. [To Lafayette] You were there, you saw it, defend me!

Lafayette: If I've got even a Jew at an Al Qaeda pep rally's shot at getting my black ass up out of this mother f*cker I'm taking it.

[On walking on water]
Jason: I'm pretty sure that was Moses.
Luke: No, it was Jesus, Moses parted the red sea.”

Luke: And what's the deal with you snapping the American flag in half like you're some Muslim, Buffy with a d*ck.

Luke: Tomorrow belongs to the Lukinator *perfectly douche-tactular point to himself*

Pam: Oh’ Eric you don’t do humble well.

Andy Bellefleur: She told me I looked like an epileptic on meth.

Win.

Jessica was really good tonight. Not only did this episode make me realize that the actress playing Jessica is like stunningly good-looking (seriously, hair, makeup, whatever it was, I was constantly like ... damn, you are stunning) when she was on screen. I really liked her girl bonding with Sookie, and she was really good in the scene at her families house. When her fangs popped out, I was like "Booyah! Take that Abuse!Daddy!" When she had the belt around his neck, I was like "Do it! Do it!"

Bill was wicked in that last scene. Stephen Moyer nailed it. Bill totally seemed like a badass in it. Most of the time I'm not that impressed by Bill, and last episode I was actually basking in his non-badass dorky glory, so it was really neat to see Vampire!Bill make an appearance. I am very interested to see how he is going to "Clean up the mess [Sookie] made". And she totally deserved Bill being all pissy with her and kicking her the hell out of the house. How Sookie thought it was a good idea to take Jessica to see her family is beyond me. No, Sucky. Just no. Tonight, you truly were Sucky indeed.

Also, on the Bill/Sucky note ... I actually liked their first scene together. They had something that approached chemistry in it, Sucky was saying things that made sense, and they both looked kind of good. Miraculous!

Sam's angst bores me.

Tara's storyline does not. Liked her interaction with Eggs (Holy eight-pack, Batman!). Appreciated that she was actually take aback by his criminal past, but that she is not letting it taint her opinion of him completely. Rutina and Mecad have good chemistry together, and I'm actually really interested to see where this Maryann/Tara/Eggs thing is going. Also, Maryann being a creeper after hearing Tara might move out, was scary awesome.

I like that Tara is thinking that's it's too good to be true, and that she gets a little creeped out by Maryann, but that the shine of Maryann and the awesomeness of the life that she's providing is hard for Tara to give up. It's very true. It's a difficult thing to turn your back on everything that you want.

And speaking of Maryann ... Michelle Forbes continues to dominate at EVERYTHING! Loved her ordering all of that food, loved her being a total creeper when she met Sookie and chanting in her head in Greek (Cape Cod, my ass). Loved her pep talk to the Worst!Waitress!Ever ... uh, Daphne. Loved her ~~vampire~~ [insert name of what she is ... won't type it for spoilers] pheromones making everyone all horny as hell (though, I was secretly disappointed in this scene because other than though two chicks kind of checking Maryann out, there was no same-sex action in it. It's a precursor to an orgy people, everyone should just be all up on everyone else!) And her, like palming that drunk woman's head and then getting her to boogie down, cracked me up. That vibrating shit is freaky as hell, and her turning Sam into a dog was love. I'm so glad he's an irritant to her, and not a love interest.

That scene between Ginger and Lafayette was comedy gold. Oh, Ginger. Ginger, Ginger, Ginger. Pam must be a hell of a lay for you still to be hanging around there.

That scene at Forever 21 between Bill and the saleslady and then Bill/Eric/Saleslady ("You like?") was awesome funny. They totes did seem like they were flirting with each other.

Am mildly interested in what's going on with Jason, but not enough to comment on it other than to say ... his hair looked nice this episode.

Good times, good times!