I love this fucking family!
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And yes this is a cropped version of the pic, cause I don't give a shit about Snape (yeah, I said it) or Greyback (I don't even know if that's his fucking name. That's how much I don't care about him). If you want to real poster it's here though.
I AM disppoint by the lack of A Pimp Named Lucius Malfoy (you gotta say it all at once, like A Tribe Called Quest). I am also disappoint by the lack of that red-eye snake-nosed bastard Voldemort, and extremely disappoint by the lack of my favorite bitch Narcissa (yes, I am over the horrible casting. Helena McCrory is actually a pretty charismatic actress and kind of hot when she's in motion, and I love Narcissa so much that I don't even care!)
In other bits of randomness ...
This is the first time in a very long time that I've actually found Anne Hathaway hot. I now wish this was a movie instead of Shakespeare in the Park.
AnnaLynn McCord is hot but too close with her sisters (seriously, check out that second pic ya'll. That's like ... Black Sisters close. Toujours Pur, ladies. Toujours Pur)
Emma Watson still looks 12 to me. She models clothes well, but she still looks 12. And no, you don't need to point out that I think she is hot as hell when she is younger than Emma and sometimes looks about 15 (and no, I don't know what the fuck she is wearing in that picture. Just look at her beautiful face and ignore it).
I believe you Megan. I think that she "did not know that was a child" and that she really couldn't see with all of those cameras going off in her face. Also, I continue to find her really really hot (just in case you were wondering. I know you probably were).
FMT/FYT:
True Blood Season 2 Episode 3 Promo
Do Not Want Shia to Yorrick Brown. I do however think that he'd make a fine Yorrick.
I don't know how or why all these women were gathered together, but ... whenever I look at that picture I kind of feel like they a Justice League of female crime fighters. And that thought makes me really really happy. Ange is the HBIC, but I think that would be obvious.
These pictures from Tim Burton's Alice in Wonderland scare me sfm. I'm a grown ass woman and I don't know if I can watch this movie and then sleep that night.
And, I think that's about enough outta me ...
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Date: 2009-06-23 02:48 am (UTC)And lolMeganlol
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Date: 2009-06-23 02:55 pm (UTC)Kaya does. I am incapable of being attracted to Emma because of her looking 12ness, even though she is actually the one that is the most legal.
And lolMeganlol
I know. I totally lol whenever I read/watch anything with Megan. With her, not at her though. I honestly love her.
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Date: 2009-06-23 02:56 am (UTC)ALso, I have no interest at all in the Tim Burton wackitude of Alice.
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Date: 2009-06-23 03:01 pm (UTC)I know right!
ALso, I have no interest at all in the Tim Burton wackitude of Alice.
I hear ya. It's like I wish Burton could do fantastical without adding that creepy element to it. I think Alice is going to be Willy Wonka all over again. I just don't want to be creeped out every second I'm watching a movie.
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Date: 2009-06-23 03:37 am (UTC)And Chris Pine? Hmm. I need to read it again. It's been a long time. But I don't think Shia would be good, because one, he's right, it is too similar to Sam from Transformers. And two, I dunno, he just doesn't seem right.
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Date: 2009-06-23 03:08 pm (UTC)Love it! I still need to finish the last two paperbacks though.
But I don't think Shia would be good, because one, he's right, it is too similar to Sam from Transformers. And two, I dunno, he just doesn't seem right.
Yeah, I don't know what it is exactly about Shia, but I just can't picture him as Yorrick. It just feels wrong. I was never a fan of the Ryan Reynolds suggestion either, though.
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Date: 2009-06-23 03:54 am (UTC)And wth...they saying this movie will be for all but with that look I don't think kids will be able to handle that Tim Burton movie
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Date: 2009-06-23 03:13 pm (UTC)Her name is Kaya Scoldelario and she is insanely good looking. Her eyes are amazing. She's got an exquisite face too. I love that dark hair light eyes look though. In like five years when she's comfortably legal and has filled out a bit more she'll be utterly stunning.
they saying this movie will be for all but with that look I don't think kids will be able to handle that Tim Burton movie
Yeah, I know. When I was a kid I never would have been able to make it through Tim Burton's Alice. I had to be taken out of 101 Dalmations when I was a kid, so there's no reason I'd have made it through this creepfest. As an adult I don't know if I want to subject myself to this. I feel like it's going to be like Willy Wonka all over again, only even creepier, and that was plenty creepy thank you.
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Date: 2009-06-23 05:48 pm (UTC)I totally agree. At such age she's really, really beautiful. Too bad she wasn't the one playing the gay on Skins though.
I had to be taken out of 101 Dalmations when I was a kid, so there's no reason I'd have made it through this creepfest.
LMAO seriusly? lol umh *sobers up* sorry about that. But yeah, I was traumatizated by IT for years so I know the feeling. I hear that kids couldn't handle Coraline and that's animated *shakes head* Just the JD pic give me the creepies.
To all this...where is the leading lady Alice? I want to see heeeer.
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Date: 2009-06-23 07:13 pm (UTC)mte. Seriously, if she was playing a gay, I would've downloaded Skins so fast I might've lost a finger or something.
LMAO seriusly? lol umh *sobers up*
Hey! I was sensitive. [Soft voice]Don't judge me[/sv]. Actually, I was a real baby. I had to be taken out of Bambi after like ten minutes as well. And when I was six, I would only watch Star Trek the Next Generation if I could sit on my Dad's lap because Worf scared me. It's amazing that I made it through childhood, I was just a delicate little thing, lol.
I hear that kids couldn't handle Coraline and that's animated *shakes head* Just the JD pic give me the creepies.
Coraline was creepy, but it wasn't too bad. Being animated helped. But I could see how kids would be creeped out. Pan's Labrynth fucking scarred me. Oh my god, whenever someone's like, "Let's watch Pan's Labrynth" I'm all like, "Oh, I just rewatched it a few days ago. Let's watch something else". BUT I HAVEN'T REWATCHED IT! I wish I hadn't watched it the first time. So. Creepy.
where is the leading lady Alice? I want to see heeeer.
You can see a few pics of her here (http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/36497244.html#cutid1). I actually like these pictures. Too bad every other one from the movie looks creepy as fuck.
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Date: 2009-06-24 02:50 am (UTC)Can't you imagine that? *dreamy look* of course you can. Damn, why they always chose the wrong ones for those kind of characters? Emily/Naomi are cute BUT they aren't Kaya.
It's amazing that I made it through childhood, I was just a delicate little thing, lol.
lol well, don't be so hard on yourself. I couldn't sleep for like a week after watching Six sense. And I was in high school. I haven't saw Bambi though I have heard that it isn't pleasant no matter what age you have.
You can see a few pics of her here. I actually like these pictures.
Oh thanks! she's pretty, maybe are the pics but she reminds me to a younger Amy Smart. Also LOL at the people over ONTD arguing over the color of Alice's hair.
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Date: 2009-06-23 05:33 am (UTC)hmm Anne Hathaway does not do it for me i'm afraid. although that pic of her in Alice in Wonderland catches my eye.
lol who wouldn't believe Megan "Foxy" Fox? thank you, Esquire.
i went to see that article about Shia/Yorrick and got distracted by the article on "The Strange Life of Creatures Whose Sperm Is Larger Than They Are". weiiiiird!
new Alice in Wonderland is way freaky.
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Date: 2009-06-23 03:18 pm (UTC)It's why I like them :D
Malfoy's dad always reminds me of a smaller version of Fabio and that makes me laugh every time.
lol! It's impossible for me not to think of Lucius as a pimp. I swear that's where all the Malfoy money comes from. The styling for him is just so pimptacular. I kind of love the fabulous bastard.
Anne Hathaway does not do it for me i'm afraid.
Normally I have no attraction to her either. But Anne in drag is working for me.
thank you, Esquire.
This.
Also, Foxy was looking classy and beautiful (http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/36489018.html) at the LA Transformers premiere.
got distracted by the article on "The Strange Life of Creatures Whose Sperm Is Larger Than They Are". weiiiiird!
OMG! I'm really tempted to go check out that article. But I think it'll scare me too!
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Date: 2009-06-24 02:22 am (UTC)"No, son! Swagger does not involve hip-swinging!"
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Date: 2009-06-23 06:25 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-06-23 03:21 pm (UTC)Although honestly I would have loved the poster more if Draco had been Narcissa, Snape had been Andromeda and Greyback hadn't been in it at all. The Black sisters are where its at. Also, the fact that Bella's wand is crooked cracks me up.
*Resists a "Bellatrix's Wand" joke*
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Date: 2009-06-23 06:35 am (UTC)Lol, Emma Watson always looks like jailbait to me too. Kaya on the other hand... UNF.
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Date: 2009-06-23 03:23 pm (UTC)I know right! I'm super excited.
Emma Watson always looks like jailbait to me too. Kaya on the other hand... UNF.
This exactly. I swear Emma is going to be one of those 30 year olds who can creepily play high schoolers without people even realizing she's 30 (well, because she's Hermoine everyone will know, but she'll probably still look like she's 15 at 30).
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Date: 2009-06-23 07:18 pm (UTC)Everything I've seen from that movie is creepy as hell except for the little girl playing Alice. And Tim will probably find a way to have her freak me out too.
Bellatrix. FIERCE. If she doesn't have COPIOUS amounts more screen time in HBP than she did OotP, I will be all kinds of pissed.
This! I heart Bellatrix like whoa. She (and seeing Narcissa on screen) is like the biggest reason I'm so excited for this movie. I want lots and lots of Bellatrix. The WB has already pushed my limits with their delay tactics so they better not screw with Bellatrix screen time.
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Date: 2009-06-24 12:51 am (UTC)and about as creepy as elijah wood when he was in Sin city
hbc looks more insane in that wonderland thing than in hp, which should be illegal cuz like... bella is hot psycho chick personified
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Date: 2009-06-24 02:17 am (UTC)kindaextremely wrong that they put in Greyback instead of Jason MFing Issacs. In other news, I still love HBC. (Unrelated: Natalie Dormer had a really cute quote about having Helena Bonham Carteritis- too much time in a corset).Toujours Pur, ladies. Toujours Pur... My sister thinks I'm insane b/c I was laughing so hard and wouldn't tell her why.
I'm pumped for the new AiW! If you chicken out I'll tell you how it was :D
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Date: 2009-06-24 01:58 pm (UTC)and those pictures scare me stupid. What the hell? I mean, the original Willy Wonka scared me - I haven't yet braved the remake. And Pans Labrynth I made the mistake of watching on my own late at night. NEVER AGAIN.
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Date: 2009-06-25 04:38 am (UTC)Meghan Fox? She's definitely hot... I'm hoping that she'll decide to expand her "artistic abilities" so that we can get a preview of whether or not she can really act. For now she really doesn't have to.
As for "all these women"... I hope it's not an attempt to do a Moulin Rouge re-make. Although...if it was re-make according to the "high standards" of Cinemax-after-dark, then yeah I could deal.
As for the Harry Potter shout-out? I'm just really, really, happy that they're not trying to pass off Harry & Co. as edgier Disney Channel kids again.