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The return of my abominable cold and it robbing me of my ability to breathe (and speak without sounding like Elmer Fudd)
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Lost Girl sucking hardcore
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2602 views of fic translating to 5 comments
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Endless piles of work
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= a complete and utter lack of motivation to write and lots of motivation to nap forever.

In other news, I watched The Extraordinary Adventures of Adele Blanc-Sec

And it was as wonderfully cracky and ridiculous as the trailer made it seem. Louise Bourgoin as Adele is stunning, hilarious and badass (she rides an mother-frakking Pterodactyl people!). Adele is like Evie from The Mummy movies only bitchy and French, or like Lara Croft if she was kinda goofy, bitchy and French, which is to say that Adele Blanc-Sec is sexy, awesome, smart, kick-ass, bitchy and French. Also, Adele's Morgause-esque dedication and ~~inappropriate~~ love for her twin sister Agathe definitely endeared her to me.

Anyway, if the trailer and/or shallow review tickled your fancy ... you can get it here!

Because I think all posts should start off with Milla Jovovich ... here's some pretty pictures of Milla Jovovich!

( Other neat - and pretty - stuff behind the cut! )

Ugh. I'm back to work now. Which means busy and tired. My two months of leisure got me into HORRIBLE sleeping patterns, and I am now suffering because of it.

Classes are going well so far, though it's really hard to gauge what the kids are going to be like based on the first day. They are always so polite and quiet on the first day. Hopefully they'll stay that way once they get used to me! I'm pretty sure the grade nines will remain absolutely precious, and that makes me happy.

Now, it's time to relax with fun things, so I give you ... the official SEASON TWO "MERLIN" TRAILER

I cannot wait for this shit to start up again. Srsly. Also, Angel Coulby is looking crazy gorgeous as Gwen this year.

( Diablo Cody says that Megan Fox & Amanda Seyfried’s Lesbian Kiss is Profound and Meaningful )

If it's not profound and meaningful, Diablo Cody better watch her back! If you're gonna be a stunt kiss in fine, but you better own up to it being a stunt kiss or I'mma gon' cut you! If however, it it profound and meaningful I might forgive Diablo for Juno.

( I also found Diablo's comments about Megan Fox to be interesting ... )

Neither of them really do it for me, but ... click here if you would like to see Ellen Page and Drew Barrymore kiss. The pictures pretty hot actually. Drew looks way into it, lol. Also, so not gonna help the gay ~~facts~~ rumors Ellen Page. Oh, and you can see more pictures of them both from the photo shoot at the source.

( Megan Fox in more detail on why she doesn't think she'll ever do nudity on film. )

And speaking of Teh Jovovich ... SHE'S IN TORONTO NOW TOO! Jesus God, please let me run into her or Mega Foxy on the weekend when I'll actually be able to get out! *sigh* I've actually got tickets for some pretty good screenings, but goddamn I wish I had been able to get tickets to a movie with one of them in it or Cracks.

I am now going to go and watch Warehouse 13 (there better be some quality Leena in this one PTB!) and then the skies the limit! ... ... not really, I'm probably gonna read some more of Valley of the Dolls and then go to bed at a reasonable hour because I have to work in the morning *sob*!

Oh hey, it's Morena Baccarin being the HBIC and wearing a fancy suit! Seriously u guise, seriously. Her face is impeccable. It's like a work of art. I honestly believe that I could look at this picture for an hour and be completely entertained.

Oh, and to try and make posting this picture somewhat relevant, here is some information on the temporary shutting down of the new V Series. I hope the retooling really is a good sign. I was worried when I first heard about it, but reading that the pilot got really good reviews makes me feel better.

Not only will Summer Glau be on our television screens again but so will Lena Heady! Please ignore the picture at the beginning of the post. It looks shopped. She's going to play Cersei (like the name, like the name) on HBO's "Game of Thones". I have no idea what this show (or the books its based on ) is about, but I am a shallow viewer and don't need to know. I will watch for Lena (and Nikolaj Coster-Waldau)

Click the link to see the rest of the stunning pictures of Megan Fox in Wonderland's 18th issue, shot by Mariano Vivanco. She really is ridiculously good-looking.

Jennifer's Body ET featurette (with the Jennifer/Needy kiss). Probably everyone's seen this already, but there it is anyway. And another Jennifer's Body behind the scenes featurette.

Milla Jovovich + Aliens = Me there. Check out the trailer for Milla's new movie "The Fourth Kind" here. Firstly, Milla makes for a very sexy doctor. I'd make up all sorts of shit to have her counsel me. Secondly, the movie looks delightfully freaky.

And here's some pictures of Olivia Wilde being fabulous and sexy as sin!

( And now it's the Free Stuff section of the post! )

And now I shall go back to mourning the end of summer and the return to work :(

Edited to post pictures of Olivia Wilde and videos of Megan Fox GoGA

Megan Fox News! (I know you've all been waiting for updates!!!)

Megan Fox Challenges Players on Xbox Live August 29th (I'm not even a gamer, but for some reason the fact that she is, and is good enough that she would play against the Comic Book Guys of the world, is hot to me. There's nothing better than a nerdy hot chick!)

( Mega Fox and Amanda Seyfried, this featurette is two times the fun! )

Megan Fox to play Catwoman? (I love her, but NO! I boycott any suggestions of actresses for Catwoman that are under 30 ... unless it's Eva Green. If it's Eva Green I won't be able to speak let alone boycott anything because I'll be too busy crying and weeping with happiness and joy.)

I made this wallpaper

click pic for large version

of Audra MacDonald and Anne Hathaway yesterday, and I can't stop staring at it. I haven't found Anne Hathaway smoking hot since that TV show she did with that guy from Breaker High. I like Anne Hathaway, and I thought she was adorable in Devil Wears Prada, but I have never swooned over her like I swoon over these pictures. Not only do I want to re-read Twelfth Night, I also really, really, really wish that a film version would be made of this Anne/Audra version of the play. The fact that they remind me of these two

image by

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only makes it that much better and OTP-ish and lovely for me!

I've kind of constructed an elaborate fantasy in my head, where Morgana leaves Camelot to learn about her magic and how to control it, but after becoming this power sorceress she realizes that she feels empty inside. She left Camelot to explore a part of herself, but she left just as necessary a part of herself behind in Camelot, and so she heads back to Camelot disguised as a young noble man so that she can win Gwen back and then run away with her.

Won't Arthur, or Uther, or Merlin or a number of other people recognize her, you may ask? The answer is NO! If glasses can fool people into not recognizing Clark Kent as Superman, then a haircut can fool people into thinking Morgana is a dude. And if need be then she can just add an extra air of mystery about her by wearing a kato style mask.

I've said it before, and I'll say it again ... I CANNOT WAIT FOR THE NEXT SEASON OF MERLIN! And the promo pics I'm seeing for Season 2 are just fanning the fire!

( Merlin S2 Promo Pics and Picspam )

I was finally able to customize my desktop theme thanks to this website! Horray! Now my computer looks like this

( I don't know whether to laugh or cry. Wait for it ... wait for it ... wait for it .... I'm laughing. )

OMG! Pictures of Kristen Stewart where she look super hot instead of stoned and annoying ... actually she still looks stoned.

FYT/FMT:

THEME MUSIC! [Ryvainka]That girls laying down. That's so random. Random. There's gum on my shoe. That's so random. Random. I'm getting hit with socks. That's so random. Random.![/Ryvainka]

So, moving on ...

Here's "A Message From Megan Fox"

The way she says, "For just being different" and the expression on her face slay me.

I'm with Megan! Fuck'em. They don't know shit!

( Deathly Hallows promo shots ... Bellatrix invites you in! )

( Picture of the youngest HBIC, Ms. Dakota Fanning, lookin ... )

Also, I went to do a google image search to find an image of Emma Watson's modeling shots to make a Dakota>>>>>>>>>>>>Emma picspam, but once I saw Emma's modeling shots, I couldn't do it. Bitch is actually pretty fierce when modeling. I think that fierce editorial shots are the only medium in which I enjoy and appreciate Emma Watson.

( Emma Watson doin' something right ... )

( Continuing with the Harry Potter theme of the poast ... she is my young Narcissa Malfoy to a 'T'. )

( I'm probably the last person on the planet to see it. But this ... )

Interesting fact ... if you are high looking at this picture can make you laugh for literally three minutes straight.

( So I remember having mad love for the video to the Des'ree song'You Gotta Be' )

( For some reason I just thought of Ivy Tamwood, and that prompted me to search for pictures of Kelly Hu ... so here are some pictures of Kelly Hu! )

And, I think that's it for now folks.

I hope random poast was random.

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It's okay, be honest. We're all friends here.

Question: Is it wrong that I now want to read her (Vicki Pettersson) books because she looks like a cross between Miranda Richardson and Barbara Gordon?

So, I just spent the last couple days reading The Hunger ... and I liked the movie more.

( Let me explain ... )

And yes this is a cropped version of the pic, cause I don't give a shit about Snape (yeah, I said it) or Greyback (I don't even know if that's his fucking name. That's how much I don't care about him). If you want to real poster it's here though.

I AM disppoint by the lack of A Pimp Named Lucius Malfoy (you gotta say it all at once, like A Tribe Called Quest). I am also disappoint by the lack of that red-eye snake-nosed bastard Voldemort, and extremely disappoint by the lack of my favorite bitch Narcissa (yes, I am over the horrible casting. Helena McCrory is actually a pretty charismatic actress and kind of hot when she's in motion, and I love Narcissa so much that I don't even care!)

In other bits of randomness ...

This is the first time in a very long time that I've actually found Anne Hathaway hot. I now wish this was a movie instead of Shakespeare in the Park.

AnnaLynn McCord is hot but too close with her sisters (seriously, check out that second pic ya'll. That's like ... Black Sisters close. Toujours Pur, ladies. Toujours Pur)

Emma Watson still looks 12 to me. She models clothes well, but she still looks 12. And no, you don't need to point out that I think she is hot as hell when she is younger than Emma and sometimes looks about 15 (and no, I don't know what the fuck she is wearing in that picture. Just look at her beautiful face and ignore it).

I believe you Megan. I think that she "did not know that was a child" and that she really couldn't see with all of those cameras going off in her face. Also, I continue to find her really really hot (just in case you were wondering. I know you probably were).

FMT/FYT:

True Blood Season 2 Episode 3 Promo

Do Not Want Shia to Yorrick Brown. I do however think that he'd make a fine Yorrick.

I don't know how or why all these women were gathered together, but ... whenever I look at that picture I kind of feel like they a Justice League of female crime fighters. And that thought makes me really really happy. Ange is the HBIC, but I think that would be obvious.

These pictures from Tim Burton's Alice in Wonderland scare me sfm. I'm a grown ass woman and I don't know if I can watch this movie and then sleep that night.

And, I think that's about enough outta me ...

You're watching The Unborn (fucking horrible, don't watch it! Don't watch it!) and the only thing that gets you through it is thinking about how much the main character resembles Ivy Tamwood.

( I give you my new mental!Ivy... )

And this is my random thought for the night.

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Entries tagged with random

Ugh, I hate you abominable cold!

It's a random things poast! Yay!

Why can't it be summer all the time?

It's a Stuff Post! Here's some stuff ...

Moar random things

It's a RANDOM THINGS POAST!

Random Post is Random

I love this fucking family!

So you know you're obsessed with The Hollows when ...