I had no desire to see 'The Private Lives of Pippa Lee' until now ...

[fembuck]

I mean goddamn!

(click the .gif to see the whole clip)

Julianne Moore, directing a submissive Blake Lively in a lesbian photography shoot, with spanking, and Blake giving Julianne Moore one of the most wide-eyed, innocent schoolgirl looks I've ever seen!  Sign me up.  Sign up me!

I don't even know what the hell is going on.  Why is Blake is getting spanked by Silhouette (in a top hat) while Julianne Moore takes pictures and and has really sexy chemistry with a submissive!Blake?  I don't know, and I don't need to know because, "Spanking is hot, hot spanking," - that is all I know on earth, and all I need to know."

-That wink she gives when he's all like, "I'd disagree with that" makes my kitty purr

- "I don't ever really leave my house.  I'm in my house a lot ... I'm terrified of crowds of people.  [sarcastic]Yeah, I don't like being around people.  I like being completely alone.[/sarcastic]".  *squee*

-  The way she looked down at her lap sheepishly, when he was like "Well, it depends on what you do when you're alone.  As long as your not drawing on walls or anything like a psychopath" made me lol and then want to hug her!

- "They're not coming to see me, are you crazy?  They're coming to see the robots" - I beg to diffah, Megan.  I beg to diffah.  The robots can kiss my black ass, I went to see you, kthanxbye.

- I can't wait for Jennifer's Body

- "They're like magical people"  I don't know why, but the way she said that cracked me up.

- Megan Fox was trained as a dancer for 12 years?  Fuck yeah.  Now I want Megan Fox/Summer Glau, dance school RPFS!

-  "I don't.  I don't ever go out".  God bless you Megan.  I have some strong homeboy tendencies, and you make me feel better about it.

-  "His beats are so dope."  LOL.  I <3 you.

She's so cute.  I want one.

Jennifer Approves

F-O-X-Y! You ain't got no alibi, you Foxy, yeah, yeah, you Foxy!

Comments

[sapphire-magick.livejournal.com]

Awww Megan Fox is so cute in that interview! I'm actually warming up to her now. (I think it's coz of ur very hot WildeFox RFS. XD)

[mamabasto.livejournal.com]

Blake looks like she enjoyed that smack on her ass... :D

"His beats are so dope..." lol.

[loonyluna256.livejournal.com]

well shit Blake. ♥
Im interested in seeing this.

I need to read your meg/olivia fic when im not sleep deprived. :)

[my-winter-love.livejournal.com]

tytyty! she was so adorable in that interview, and jared or W/E HIS NAME IS was obviously mesmerized. I bet he shit his pants when she said he reminded her of a friend of hers.

[sinandmisery.livejournal.com]

the way blake does that :innocent look: yeah... no damn wonder leighton's all over that sexy bitch.

[novak_fan]

You're spoiling me with all the Megan hottness daily you know? not that I'm complaining though.
One thing I noticed...she doesnt talk like she does in the Transformers movie. Thank God! TBH there was a moment that I thought that the sexy whispering wasn't sexy at all and it was kinda annoying. But here, her voice is different and she actually looks like a very cool and relaxed gal. Still hot but more close to us mortals.
Also, your pic reminds me...where the hell is Jennifer's body trailer? I wanna see!!!

[seriousfic.livejournal.com]

Why is Blake is getting spanked by Silhouette (in a top hat) while Julianne Moore takes pictures and and has really sexy chemistry with a submissive!Blake?

Are you kidding? If Silhouette says to you "I am going to spank you while Julianne Moore takes pictures," all you say is "With a paddle or open palm?"

THIS IS HOW IT GOES.

[pictureplaces.livejournal.com]

I laughed so incredibly hard when she said 'his beats are so dope'.

AMAAAAZING.

[bizarro-bluth.livejournal.com]

Don't worry, no one understands my deadpan sarcasm either, Megan bb. S'okay.

lol the whole interview, hilarious. I kind of love her now, IQ be damned and she's a lot smarter than her public image suggests anyway.

Oh and Jennifer's Body, no idea what its about but I'm excited, yay for her working with Amanda.

And Blake just UNF. I bet she and L8N reenact that scene every other day.

[riverdresses.livejournal.com]

Julianne Moore, directing a submissive Blake Lively in a lesbian photography shoot, with spanking, and Blake giving Julianne Moore one of the most wide-eyed, innocent schoolgirl looks I've ever seen!

That, plus that .GIF & THAT CAP JESUS CHRIST are all I need to know to know that I HAVE TO FUCKING SEE THAT MOVIE. & FUCKING JULIANNE MOORE DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I FANCY THAT WOMAN & HAVE SINCE I WAS THIRTEEN?

(quite possibly the only way possible to improve on all of the above if it was the Silk Spectre II spanking Blake. BUT WHATEVER, I AM A HAPPY CHILD EITHER WAY.)

ILU for giving us that. HARDCORE, BB.

[polgara247.livejournal.com]

"Now I want Megan Fox/Summer Glau, dance school RPFS!"

Holy god! Write this!!! Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaase!!!!
x

[arkeis07.livejournal.com]

- Megan Fox was trained as a dancer for 12 years? Fuck yeah. Now I want Megan Fox/Summer Glau, dance school RPFS!

my thoughts exactly. i love your lj, im always finding out awesome and sexy things about Ms. Fox and so many other hotties. gah, &hearts

[trancer21.livejournal.com]

WAIT!?! You posted this *yesterday* and I'm just seeing it TODAY!! *shakes fist* Damn you cruel world!!

Julianne Moore, directing a submissive Blake Lively in a lesbian photography shoot, with spanking, and Blake giving Julianne Moore one of the most wide-eyed, innocent schoolgirl looks I've ever seen!

I.. uh.. *iz dead*!! When Blake gives Julianne *that* look (to use your favorite new phrase) I jimp'ed.

As for Megan, I have to admit, I stopped watching after the first interview. I just *can't* watch info-tainment interviews of actors because I find them so cringe-inducing. Like, they always find the most blandy Mcblanderson milquetoast reporters, who toss these softball questions in the most 'class nerd attempting to be hip' manner that's like nails-on-a-chalkboard awful.

But, considering all the 'taken out of context' quotes put up and subsequently eviscerated on OhNoTheyDidn't, I honestly expected her to be some bubblegum chewing airhead.. and she's *anything* but! Apparently, to be revered for saying stupid shit one must be male, British and (allegedly) high as a kite!

"They're not coming to see me, are you crazy? They're coming to see the robots"

Seriously, there's a reason why Megan's doing all these press junkets and not Shia!

Megan Fox was trained as a dancer for 12 years? Fuck yeah. Now I want Megan Fox/Summer Glau, dance school RPFS!

Hee, I want a Bring It On style parody with the added bonus of naked tickle fights!

Oh, as an aside, I swear if I read one more comment where someone states Megan Fox looks like a whore/hooker I'm gonna.. I'm gonna STRANGLE A MOUNTAIN OX! Seriously, where do these people live where the prostitutes in their neighborhood look like *that*!?! If the majority of hookers looked like Megan Fox? PROSTITUTION WOULD BE LEGAL!!

[chasingtehcars.livejournal.com]

brb in my bunk
i love your posts, theyre so sexyyyyy

[sandrine]

Ok, I never heard about this movie because or have any idea what it's about, but now I want to see it too. Because Blake getting spanked and looking at Julianne with that doe-eyed expression is way, way hotter than it should be.

[(Anonymous)]

I just noticed watching that video clip that Megan Fox kind of looks like Alanis Morissette, especially the way she wears her hair long and kind of moves her head as she talks.

Hmmm.

[flirflir.livejournal.com]

"Blake giving Julianne Moore one of the most wide-eyed, innocent schoolgirl looks I've ever seen! Sign me up. Sign up me"

MTE

[madndizzee.livejournal.com]

oh my... the way Blake looked... the way Julianne said "Ya wanna do it again?" and Blake's "Yeah." *thud*

awww how cute is Megan looking down like a bad puppy getting a scolding?

haha "His beats are so dope."

she's just so adorable!

[lightbluenym.livejournal.com]

Leighton was probably watching behind the scenes and either getting super excited or having to be restrained. Or both.

[liberty-stewart.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure if the you found ouut the explanation yet, but I sure did. After searching the net and finding many links to the movie (http://www.watch-movies-online.tv/movies/the_private_lives_of_pippa_lee/), I now know what the scene is about.

Julianne Moore is the girlfriend to Blake's aunt, and Blake pretty did it as a favour to her. That's why Julianne was gentle with her.