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fembuckI mean goddamn!
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Julianne Moore, directing a submissive Blake Lively in a lesbian photography shoot, with spanking, and Blake giving Julianne Moore one of the most wide-eyed, innocent schoolgirl looks I've ever seen! Sign me up. Sign up me!
I don't even know what the hell is going on. Why is Blake is getting spanked by Silhouette (in a top hat) while Julianne Moore takes pictures and and has really sexy chemistry with a submissive!Blake? I don't know, and I don't need to know because, "Spanking is hot, hot spanking," - that is all I know on earth, and all I need to know."
-That wink she gives when he's all like, "I'd disagree with that" makes my kitty purr
- "I don't ever really leave my house. I'm in my house a lot ... I'm terrified of crowds of people. [sarcastic]Yeah, I don't like being around people. I like being completely alone.[/sarcastic]". *squee*
- The way she looked down at her lap sheepishly, when he was like "Well, it depends on what you do when you're alone. As long as your not drawing on walls or anything like a psychopath" made me lol and then want to hug her!
- "They're not coming to see me, are you crazy? They're coming to see the robots" - I beg to diffah, Megan. I beg to diffah. The robots can kiss my black ass, I went to see you, kthanxbye.
- I can't wait for Jennifer's Body
- "They're like magical people" I don't know why, but the way she said that cracked me up.
- Megan Fox was trained as a dancer for 12 years? Fuck yeah. Now I want Megan Fox/Summer Glau, dance school RPFS!
- "I don't. I don't ever go out". God bless you Megan. I have some strong homeboy tendencies, and you make me feel better about it.
- "His beats are so dope." LOL. I <3 you.
She's so cute. I want one.
Jennifer Approves
F-O-X-Y! You ain't got no alibi, you Foxy, yeah, yeah, you Foxy!
(click the .gif to see the whole clip)
Julianne Moore, directing a submissive Blake Lively in a lesbian photography shoot, with spanking, and Blake giving Julianne Moore one of the most wide-eyed, innocent schoolgirl looks I've ever seen! Sign me up. Sign up me!
I don't even know what the hell is going on. Why is Blake is getting spanked by Silhouette (in a top hat) while Julianne Moore takes pictures and and has really sexy chemistry with a submissive!Blake? I don't know, and I don't need to know because, "Spanking is hot, hot spanking," - that is all I know on earth, and all I need to know."
-That wink she gives when he's all like, "I'd disagree with that" makes my kitty purr
- "I don't ever really leave my house. I'm in my house a lot ... I'm terrified of crowds of people. [sarcastic]Yeah, I don't like being around people. I like being completely alone.[/sarcastic]". *squee*
- The way she looked down at her lap sheepishly, when he was like "Well, it depends on what you do when you're alone. As long as your not drawing on walls or anything like a psychopath" made me lol and then want to hug her!
- "They're not coming to see me, are you crazy? They're coming to see the robots" - I beg to diffah, Megan. I beg to diffah. The robots can kiss my black ass, I went to see you, kthanxbye.
- I can't wait for Jennifer's Body
- "They're like magical people" I don't know why, but the way she said that cracked me up.
- Megan Fox was trained as a dancer for 12 years? Fuck yeah. Now I want Megan Fox/Summer Glau, dance school RPFS!
- "I don't. I don't ever go out". God bless you Megan. I have some strong homeboy tendencies, and you make me feel better about it.
- "His beats are so dope." LOL. I <3 you.
She's so cute. I want one.
Jennifer Approves
F-O-X-Y! You ain't got no alibi, you Foxy, yeah, yeah, you Foxy!
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Date: 2009-07-05 01:35 am (UTC)Julianne Moore, directing a submissive Blake Lively in a lesbian photography shoot, with spanking, and Blake giving Julianne Moore one of the most wide-eyed, innocent schoolgirl looks I've ever seen!
I.. uh.. *iz dead*!! When Blake gives Julianne *that* look (to use your favorite new phrase) I jimp'ed.
As for Megan, I have to admit, I stopped watching after the first interview. I just *can't* watch info-tainment interviews of actors because I find them so cringe-inducing. Like, they always find the most blandy Mcblanderson milquetoast reporters, who toss these softball questions in the most 'class nerd attempting to be hip' manner that's like nails-on-a-chalkboard awful.
But, considering all the 'taken out of context' quotes put up and subsequently eviscerated on OhNoTheyDidn't, I honestly expected her to be some bubblegum chewing airhead.. and she's *anything* but! Apparently, to be revered for saying stupid shit one must be male, British and (allegedly) high as a kite!
"They're not coming to see me, are you crazy? They're coming to see the robots"
Seriously, there's a reason why Megan's doing all these press junkets and not Shia!
Megan Fox was trained as a dancer for 12 years? Fuck yeah. Now I want Megan Fox/Summer Glau, dance school RPFS!
Hee, I want a Bring It On style parody with the added bonus of naked tickle fights!
Oh, as an aside, I swear if I read one more comment where someone states Megan Fox looks like a whore/hooker I'm gonna.. I'm gonna STRANGLE A MOUNTAIN OX! Seriously, where do these people live where the prostitutes in their neighborhood look like *that*!?! If the majority of hookers looked like Megan Fox? PROSTITUTION WOULD BE LEGAL!!
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Date: 2009-07-06 05:33 pm (UTC)lol, jimp'ed is just such a handy phrase! And easy to type :D
Like, they always find the most blandy Mcblanderson milquetoast reporters, who toss these softball questions in the most 'class nerd attempting to be hip' manner that's like nails-on-a-chalkboard awful.
Yeah, they are awful. I barely watch celeb interviews, but my epic girl!crush on Megan right now is motivating me. She handled it well though, and didn't allow it to get to cringe-worthy by making kind of a joke out of it.
there's a reason why Megan's doing all these press junkets and not Shia!
Yeah, she's entertaining, funny, and hot. Although, I'm betting Michael Bay wishes she was doing a little less promotion, lol.
I want a Bring It On style parody with the added bonus of naked tickle fights!
O-M-G! Brilliant! The idea is already better than Bring It On, because there's no Kirsten Dunst in it. We just need to find a way to throw Gabrielle Union in there because ... well, Gabrielle Union, need I saw more?
Seriously, where do these people live where the prostitutes in their neighborhood look like *that*!?! If the majority of hookers looked like Megan Fox? PROSTITUTION WOULD BE LEGAL!
I know. It's such a lazy, unimaginative insult. It's like yes, she cakes on too much make-up at times (thankfully, she's getting much, much better at realizing what makes her look hot enough to melt metal and what doesn't), but she doesn't look like hooker. It just makes people look like jealous haters when they say stuff like that. You're not funny, witty, insightful or entertaining ... you're just tired ass hater.