Warehouse 13 and Nurse Jackie
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fembuckWAREHOUSE 13
1. I could watch Myka punch Pete in the face all day and be completely entertained.
2. I could watch Myka punch anyone in the anywhere all day and be completely entertained.
3. Myka kept calling Pete childish and referring to him as an infantile chimp and stuff, but that's kinda like the pot calling the kettle black. Youse a childish little shit most of the time too Myka! In fact, your the whiny kid that tattles on the other kids and gets them in trouble! Seriously, they are so immature. If this wasn't make-believe I would not be able to deal with the fact that the fate of the world routinely lies in the hands of these two hilarious idiot children. Their joke on Art at th end of the episode was pretty good though.
4. Every time Myka and Leena are on screen together, I want them to kiss so bad. The actress that plays Leena just eyefucks everything, but she really eyefucks Myka, and it's just like 'how are they not jumping on each other and doin' it like they do on the Discovery channel?"
5. I'm a twelve year old, because Ivan Sergei staring at Myka's boobs and then wanting to touch them and then touching them ... repeatedly cracked me up so much. Myka's like "I'm up here" and I'm like "I know. I don't care, but I know."
6. The show keeps telling me that Myka's straight, but I don't feel it *points to heart* in here. I feel like in a few more episodes that trying to convince me that Myka Bering is straight, will be like trying to convince me Olivia Benson is straight. If you bring it up, I'm gonna be all like:
"Wow! That's embarrassing ... for you. Because you make no sense. The words that are coming out of your mouth are just some kind of insane jibberish. You sound like a Wookie. I'm not even sure it's human. Serious business, this is like listening to someone read Latin in a horror movie. I know they're words that you're speaking, but I'm like 'whatev, you do what you gotta do but I'm not even paying attention anymore'. Honestly, I understand more Klingon than I do what you're saying."
NURSE JACKIE
1. NOT ENOUGH ZOEY! Though what there was of her was awesome. Her wanting to pull the knife out of the guy was awesome, "It's just so tempting!" And then her yelling after everyone about how "God is scary" or "God is mean" had me in stitches. Seriously I love that girl.
2. I heart O'Hara so much. I just wanted to hug her all episode long. Her offering to pay for Jackie's kids education got me a little choked up, because it showed how very much O'Hara hearts Jackie. Well, everything O'Hara does really shows how much she hearts Jackie. My baby not wanting to be alone, made me 'awwww' so much it hurt. Also, O'Hara and Jackie's little girl made me so happy I almost vomited (not really, it was just very amazing sweet). That scene made me want to marry O'Hara and just bear her many children who's hair she could braid and be amazingly wonderfully hilariously British with.
And I really want to know what the deal with her step-father is? I'm guessing he's an embezzler or something, and will drag the family name through the mud or something, but because they didn't say, I'm now really, really curious!
3. Jackie's husband ...
I liked you previously. Your disdain for Eleanor has tainted you in my mind however. I know it's kind of rude to just steal someone's bills and pay them for them, but her heart was in the right place. Eleanor just doesn't know how to show she cares except for with money. She hearts you and you're family, so you bettah just step if you want us to be on liking terms again!
4. Coop remains precious. I find him very adorable. And those muffin-things did look good!
5. Jackie being able to keep everything about her personal life secret bugs me more and more every episode? Why? Why? Why? Why? She's been doing it for way longer than she's been seeing Eddie, so it's not to preserve that relationship. And how? Jackie's been working at this hospital for over a decade, how could she manage to keep EVERYTHING a secret for that long? And again, WHY?
Also, in other news ...
Here's a new picture of Alice Cullen looking like a hot bitch!
And after watching this .gif in a state of dazed wonderment, I now really, really want to watch Skins. Seriously, I saved this a while ago and just found it again, and I am amazed that I could have forgotten I had such a thing in my possession. Tis' fucking awesome.
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Date: 2009-07-23 02:27 am (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2009-07-23 02:32 am (UTC)She actually cut her hair this time for the movie, right? Rather than a wig? Cause her hair looks loads better than w/e her hair looked like before.
I now really, really want to watch Skins.
DO ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT. At least watch series 3, in which the gif. came from. But the series as a whole is rather lovely, and series 4 is coming up soon, although it's tragic since it's an EIGHT EPISODE SERIES AND AFTERWARDS THEY'RE LEAVING. But at the very least, enjoy series three for what it was, cause the Naomi/Emily relationship is rather lovely and extremely well acted, especially considering the actresses themselves are rather young, in the sense that they're only a year or two away from the ages they're supposed to be depicting.
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Date: 2009-07-23 05:08 pm (UTC)Ashley did cut her hair for this movie, but she's still wearing a wig. She just cut her hair to make the wig fit better, which may be why the wig looks better in the pictures for this movie.
DO ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT.
I think I will. Honestly, I don't know why I haven't watched it yet (well, I do. I can't stick with High School dramas for long - unless they involve vampires - so I got bored of S1. But, I really, really want to see Emily/Naomi)
well acted, especially considering the actresses themselves are rather young, in the sense that they're only a year or two away from the ages they're supposed to be depicting.
lol! I know. Uncomfortable. I know why US tv always cast people in their 20s now, cause it's very uncomfortable for me how attractive I find Kaya, lol. *lifts hands to ward off PedoBear attack*
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Date: 2009-07-23 02:47 am (UTC)Unf.
I mean... actually, I don't mean anything else. Her hotness in that pic is at a ridiculous level. Is she wearing a bow tie?
I now really, really want to watch Skins.
The entire series is awesome, but S3 definitely blows me away with how awesome Naomily is. In my opinion, they handle it well in surprising ways. And damn if those two girls aren't kissing like it's judgement day.
Also, side note! I'm going to beg you to read Jacqueline Carey's Kushiel's Legacy and Santa Olivia (this one is super gay, in a great way). I'm secretly hoping your brain will implode with all the amazing femslash you can write from these books. >.> Juuuuust saying.
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Date: 2009-07-23 05:53 am (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2009-07-23 05:12 pm (UTC)I think so. And it just makes her look like even more of BAMF. Seriously, everything about Alice in that picture makes my pants happy.
S3 definitely blows me away with how awesome Naomily is.
Naomily is why I want to check it out. I tried to watch the first season and while it was good, it just didn't capture my attention, which is why I think I haven't watched it since. But Naomily is calling to me something fierce. I think I'm going to give it a go.
I'm going to beg you to read Jacqueline Carey's Kushiel's Legacy and Santa Olivia (this one is super gay, in a great way).
I'm definitely going to check out the Santa Olivia book. I don't know about the Kushiel's books though. I've seen them, they are very, very large, and have very, very confusing names, and some sort of complex chart at the beginning that scared me into putting it down.
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Date: 2009-07-23 03:08 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-07-23 05:13 pm (UTC)And I really think I may this time. I'm going to be going away for a few days next week, and Skins might just be my in flight entertainment.
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Date: 2009-07-23 03:35 am (UTC)THIS and THIS.
Well, everything O'Hara does really shows how much she hearts Jackie.
Really, its so sweet. Jackie needs to exchange Eddie for O'Hara or something, upgrade.
Coop remains precious.
He continues to be hilarious every ep.
Here's a new picture of Alice Cullen looking like a hot bitch!
UNF that is one BAMF. ♥
I now really, really want to watch Skins.
Echoing what everyone else has said, WATCH IT. Its amazing and hilarious and ridiculous. And Emily/Naomi (in the .gif) are love, plus there's bonus Kaya.
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Date: 2009-07-23 05:17 pm (UTC)I know. It's like, if she has to have someone on the side, then have it be O'Hara. O'Hara will understand that Jackie's family is important to her, and will still give her sexy times. O'Hara could also hook her up with pills by writing prescriptions the same way Eddie does. AND, Jackie doesn't have to hide anything from her. Basically O'Hara is perfect.
He continues to be hilarious every ep.
This.
UNF that is one BAMF. ♥
Truefax. I hope Alice is so fierce in this movie. She is really the only reason I am going to see it.
Emily/Naomi (in the .gif) are love, plus there's bonus Kaya.
The two things that you mentioned are the reason that I'm likely to end up watching it. All the Naomily clips I've seen are hot, and I have an inappropriate crush on Kaya, so she really IS a bonus, lol
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Date: 2009-07-23 03:50 am (UTC)Well hello there Alice. Wow, she looks great and that smug grin... *drools*
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Date: 2009-07-23 05:17 pm (UTC)This movie better have lots of Alice goodness or I'm going to be epically mad.
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Date: 2009-07-23 05:19 pm (UTC)Okay, I now have no reason not to since you've made it so easy me. This is definitely going to be my mini-vacation viewing!
Thanks
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Date: 2009-07-23 05:05 am (UTC)Damn it. I am excited for New Moon with the soul purpose being that Bella and Alice get to love all over each other. I swear to God if they cut out any of the scenes were Bella is all cuddled up with Alice on the couch I'm going to punch the person next to me in the theatre...I'll do it. Don't test me. D:
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Date: 2009-07-23 05:20 pm (UTC)I know. That reunion scene and their roadtrip are the only reasons I am seeing this movie. If they cut any of that awesomeness out (the only awesomeness in two books) then I am going to be livid. It will however ensure that I never watch another one of these movies if they screw Alice over in this one however.
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Date: 2009-07-23 07:09 am (UTC)Especially after watching the latest ep of Warehouse 13!! This was my first time catching the show and I'm seriously unimpressed. It's like they took Fringe and Torchwood, put them in a blender, strained all the good stuff and immediately THREW IT AWAY! You'd think a show with several Buffy alum on staff would be much better than this.
Of course, this may not have been the best episode to watch first. What, with the two leads bickering like school children the entire time.
And then Leena shows up onscreen and I'm like WHOA! And she's not the lead because..?
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Date: 2009-07-23 05:27 pm (UTC)What, with the two leads bickering like school children the entire time.
The bickering WAS really out of control this episode. They bickered in the other ones, but not nearly this much. I like them better when they're working together and playing off of each other like at the end of the episode, so hopefully the childish bickering is coming to an end. Honestly, these are adults. I'm really getting tired of the depiction of adult!children in media. It's really not charming ... at all.
And then Leena shows up onscreen and I'm like WHOA! And she's not the lead because..?
I know. She's luminous. And is in the same thankless position as Astrid on Fringe. I'm not liking this trend of putting token black female characters onto shows so that they can be glorified maids. At least on Fringe, the characters act like adults. But when Leena is the only one who acts like a grown up on Warehouse 13, it's like I'd trust the fate of the world to her any day over these other idiots.
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Date: 2009-07-23 09:39 am (UTC)Watch Skins!
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Date: 2009-07-23 05:28 pm (UTC)I'm getting the distinct impression that people think I should watch Skins.
(and I probably would! Yay for peer pressure!)
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Date: 2009-07-24 12:38 am (UTC)....Ok, I'm done.
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Date: 2009-07-24 01:22 am (UTC)I know. It's like embarrassing but not really. Because Liz Lemon in all her awkward glory is sexy time.
You just don't mess with Zoey and Eleanor.
This. They are my precious babies. I also don't want ppl to mess with Coop either. He's like an overgrown six year old. I feel very protective of him. I'd actually like to see an ep. where Coop and Zoey go on rounds together or something, because I think it would be hilarious watching their socially awkward interaction with patients and the rest of the staff.
Man I really need to start watching Skins...
This is what I'm saying! Did you see the picspam above?
Go to the_girl_20's post above, she posted a link to all of the S3 episodes.
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Date: 2009-07-24 02:02 am (UTC)Naomi or maybe Emilyit will probably piss you off at some points, but it's really good. I almost made the mistake (for me) of not watching it. But now I go CRAZY!!!Alice Cullen, ftw. I hate the movies. But I would watch it again for her and the second one, but New Moon doesn't look as bad.
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Date: 2009-07-24 04:23 am (UTC)but New Moon doesn't look as bad.
New Moon, shouldn't be as bad. The book was much better than Twilight imo. That being said, depending on how much the movie screws with things, they could make it terrible. I know they want to get as much RPattz in there as possible, and I wouldn't put it past them to screw Alice out of screen time. I hope not, but I go into it with trepidation.
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Date: 2009-07-24 04:00 am (UTC)...I think they may have me committed...I wouldn't blame them...
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Date: 2009-07-24 04:21 am (UTC)Never, I kind of like to wander around in the dark too. And I too have been called a vampire more than once because when I'm not working, I'm pretty much a nocturnal creature.
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Date: 2009-07-24 04:54 am (UTC)MykaWarehouse 13.I want to watch Skins S3 so bad. If you get it, share pretty please?
I feel kind of creepy though watching Skins because my friend went to school with Megan and Kathryn Prescott, and was in the same group of friends as Megan. She showed me their facebook and Megan is kinda fugly in her facebook pictures, Kathryn is a lot prettier I think.
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Date: 2009-07-24 05:42 am (UTC)Go up thread the the_girl_20's post. She posted a link to her journal where she has up the whole of S3.
I feel kind of creepy though watching Skins because my friend went to school with Megan and Kathryn Prescott, and was in the same group of friends as Megan.
Eh, they're actors. If you don't watch the stuff they're in they'll be unemployed. You actually have a duty to watch them and keep them from moving back in with mum and dad. You're doing them a favor.
As long as you don't RPFS them I think you're cool ;)
Kathryn is a lot prettier I think.
Me too. I think Kat's adorable. I'm not gonna say Meg's fugly, but she's definitely the ugly twin. It's horrible to say, but it's true. There's always one, and she's it.
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Date: 2009-07-25 09:57 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-08-11 02:11 am (UTC)Dear Alice, Please do me. Kthx.
BTW, did you hear about Ashley Greene's naked picture leak? Usually I pay no mind to starlet scandals, but it's Ashley Motherfucking Greene. The perv tends to come out.