It's a RANDOM THINGS POAST!
Aug. 15th, 2009 10:51 pmTHEME MUSIC! [Ryvainka]That girls laying down. That's so random. Random. There's gum on my shoe. That's so random. Random. I'm getting hit with socks. That's so random. Random.![/Ryvainka]
So, moving on ...
Here's "A Message From Megan Fox"
The way she says, "For just being different" and the expression on her face slay me.
I'm with Megan! Fuck'em. They don't know shit!

Bella wants to know if you are talkin' ta her!

She's bringing sexy back. Them other girls don't know how to act. She thinks it's special what's behind your back. So turn around and she'll pick up the slack. Take em' to the bridge! Dirty babe. You see these shackles Baby I'm your slave. I'll let you whip me if I misbehave. It's just that no one makes me feel this way!

I don't understand Tonks's outfit at all. I feel like she's a vampire circus performer who could read my future, when she's not playing gigs with her 70s covers girl rock band.

Awkward shot is awkward. I think whoever took this pics hated Emma. All of hers were so awkward. She looks like she wants to rape me with her wand. I'm a little scared of her in this pic.
More pictures and shit at the source
STUNNING!

More here
Also, I went to do a google image search to find an image of Emma Watson's modeling shots to make a Dakota>>>>>>>>>>>>Emma picspam, but once I saw Emma's modeling shots, I couldn't do it. Bitch is actually pretty fierce when modeling. I think that fierce editorial shots are the only medium in which I enjoy and appreciate Emma Watson.









I honestly and truly have NO desire to hit it. I just have be honest and say she photographs well. I give props were props are due, and none are due for her acting.



Moar Stam

BLEW MY MIND!
Interesting fact ... if you are high looking at this picture can make you laugh for literally three minutes straight.
and now I know I loved it so much because I was unknowingly turned on EVERY TIME I watched it. Aren't her hand motions mesmerizing? They're mesmerizing.





Mrs. Officer

Goddamn, I cannot wait until that Ivy comic comes out so that I can see a visual depiction of Ivy. I want a consistent face in my head, even if it is a drawing for her (and Rachel).
And, I think that's it for now folks.
I hope random poast was random.
So, moving on ...
Here's "A Message From Megan Fox"
The way she says, "For just being different" and the expression on her face slay me.
I'm with Megan! Fuck'em. They don't know shit!

Bella wants to know if you are talkin' ta her!

She's bringing sexy back. Them other girls don't know how to act. She thinks it's special what's behind your back. So turn around and she'll pick up the slack. Take em' to the bridge! Dirty babe. You see these shackles Baby I'm your slave. I'll let you whip me if I misbehave. It's just that no one makes me feel this way!

I don't understand Tonks's outfit at all. I feel like she's a vampire circus performer who could read my future, when she's not playing gigs with her 70s covers girl rock band.

Awkward shot is awkward. I think whoever took this pics hated Emma. All of hers were so awkward. She looks like she wants to rape me with her wand. I'm a little scared of her in this pic.
More pictures and shit at the source
STUNNING!

More here
Also, I went to do a google image search to find an image of Emma Watson's modeling shots to make a Dakota>>>>>>>>>>>>Emma picspam, but once I saw Emma's modeling shots, I couldn't do it. Bitch is actually pretty fierce when modeling. I think that fierce editorial shots are the only medium in which I enjoy and appreciate Emma Watson.








I honestly and truly have NO desire to hit it. I just have be honest and say she photographs well. I give props were props are due, and none are due for her acting.



Moar Stam

BLEW MY MIND!
Interesting fact ... if you are high looking at this picture can make you laugh for literally three minutes straight.
and now I know I loved it so much because I was unknowingly turned on EVERY TIME I watched it. Aren't her hand motions mesmerizing? They're mesmerizing.





Mrs. Officer

Goddamn, I cannot wait until that Ivy comic comes out so that I can see a visual depiction of Ivy. I want a consistent face in my head, even if it is a drawing for her (and Rachel).
And, I think that's it for now folks.
I hope random poast was random.
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Date: 2009-08-16 04:04 am (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2009-08-20 11:06 pm (UTC)I jetted right over here cause I thought you might not have seen this one but I think you have. Russian Vogue? Whatever. She's kind of what I like to think of as more of a Model than an Actress. THis is a totally unscientific thought, but I tend to think models look better in print and actresses fare better when their features are in motion. Emma would be a Model.
http://www.celebuzz.com/emma-watson-russian-vogue-g127651i33260411/
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Date: 2009-08-20 11:24 pm (UTC)Ooh, thanks for the link. I'd seen some of those by randomly looking at pics through google, but I hadn't seen them all.
She's kind of what I like to think of as more of a Model than an Actress.
She's definitely a better model than an actress. But she generally doesn't 'wow' me as a model, she's simply not offensive as a model, lol. But between the two professions, I'd encourage her to stick with the modeling.
THis is a totally unscientific thought, but I tend to think models look better in print and actresses fare better when their features are in motion. Emma would be a Model.
Unscientific or not, I think you're right. There are so many actresses who I find completely mesmerizing on screen, but in pics they are just kind of whatever (i.e. Keira Knightly and Sienna Miller). Almost mind-blowingly radiant and sexy and captivating on screen, but to me blah in pictures. But as soon as they are moving and talking, it's like *drool*
And then there are those really luck bastards like Milla Jovovich and Eva Green who look good no matter what the medium is. Acting, modeling, jam making, they are perfection.
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Date: 2009-08-20 11:41 pm (UTC)fuckin google, man. so unreliable.
She's definitely a better model than an actress. But she generally doesn't 'wow' me as a model, she's simply not offensive as a model, lol. But between the two professions, I'd encourage her to stick with the modeling.
I'll give her that in these latest pictures, she's definitely looking beautiful, but I think the thing about her is that, she was a cute kid, who grew up into an above-average-looking woman. She's really, really, pretty. Like, way prettier than those you encounter in your own life, but I mean, she's not Grace Kelly. She still has kind of a freckled, girly innocence to her that kind of undercut the haute couture stylings.
Unscientific or not, I think you're right.
Thank you! See also my Hot Not Beautiful rule.
Eva could be sharpening a pencil and it'd be perfection.
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Date: 2009-08-21 12:17 am (UTC)I think this is it exactly! She really is above-average looking, and quite pretty (though I personally don't find her sexy), but she's still too youthful (or maybe innocent) in appearance to really pull of the haute couture stylings.
It's like when you see this (http://i.models.com/oftheminute/archives/images/Filipahamilton.jpg) (she's basically the same age as Emma in this picture), it's "RAWRRRRRRR" and when you see Emma (http://www.sugarslam.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/emma-italian-vogue-3.jpg) it's "rawr".
Although, I have to say, I just saw this (http://stylefrizz.com/img/emma-watson-vogue-italia-october-2008.jpg) picture, and she looks really fucking cool in it. Like, a would put that picture up against a number of professional models pictures and it would win. Maybe Emma just needs a couple more years on her to get her fierce in full effect.
See also my Hot Not Beautiful rule.
I am very intrigued by this. Do you have a link?
Eva could be sharpening a pencil and it'd be perfection.
Oh, I know. The woman is perfection. I love her hardcore. I am practically peeing myself with excitement over Cracks. It's playing at TIFF in September, and I would do almost anything to be able to go to that screening.
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Date: 2009-08-16 05:49 am (UTC)all so yummy
and Megan Cracks me up 2 kno end cant wait for the movie
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Date: 2009-08-16 05:03 pm (UTC)Megan cracks me up completely too. I am anxiously looking forward to Jennifer's Body, AND to all of the interviews and shit Megan will be doing around that time.
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Date: 2009-08-16 05:59 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-08-16 05:04 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-08-16 06:36 am (UTC)I clicked thinking "I will just skim, because I told my friends I'd be there in five minutes and they live 20 minutes away."
WHY MUST YOU POST THINGS THAT CANNOT BE SKIMMED BECAUSE I AM TOO BUSY DROOLING, HM? I hope you know that I hate you.
Okay, I'm a liar. I don't hate you at all. But I need to go, and DROOL. [incoherent noises here]
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Date: 2009-08-16 12:17 pm (UTC)Emma's modeling shots always take me by surprise. I never liked her much in Harry Potter, but when I look at those pictures... Also, it's so odd looking at Dakota Fanning. I can't help but remember her when she was 8 or something. I guess I'm always in disbelief when child stars grow up.
You Gotta Be. I haven't heard that song in years. Thanks for giving me part of my childhood back. You're right about the hands. Could not stop staring.
Jesus, it's past 5am. How did this happen? We were drinking, and then The Pianist came on and then it was 4:30 and I had to leave because ngrhl. Chopin is so pretty.
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Date: 2009-08-16 05:10 pm (UTC)This. I cannot wait for this movie. It is going to be gloriously campy and ridiculous and I will love it.
It figures that the only friend who'll see it with me is a gay guy. :( He doesn't get it when I lust after women.
It figures. I will probably end up seeing it with two gay guys, or a straight guy that just thinks she's alright (I know! I know! I don't understand it either). It's crazy, I know more straight women who are into Megan than dudes. I think she makes all women just a little bit gay.
I never liked her much in Harry Potter, but when I look at those pictures... Also, it's so odd looking at Dakota Fanning. I can't help but remember her when she was 8 or something. I guess I'm always in disbelief when child stars grow up.
I never liked Emma much in Harry Potter either. I don't think she can act very well. You could say that the scripts don't exactly allow the actors to dazzle, but honestly, the veteran actors nail everything (complaining about Gambon aside) and even young actors like Tom Felton are able to do a lot with the stuff their given. The main trio just aren't that good.
Seeing Dakota Fanning for the first time after her little hiatus freaked me out. But with the New Moon and Runaways filming I've seen so many pictures of her lately, that I am now used to teenage!Dakota. I don't want to hit it, but she's an amazing actress and she can take some fierce photos too.
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Date: 2009-08-16 06:44 pm (UTC)Granted I don't hang out with that many straight guys (dunno what happened there), only one of them is really into Megan Fox and he's not interested in the movie at all -_-
It's crazy, I know more straight women who are into Megan than dudes. I think she makes all women just a little bit gay.
Sooooo true. (By the way, that screenshot generated even MORE comments from women about how hot Megan Fox is, and comments from one guy about how meh she is.) Another friend is freaking out because she's having sex dreams about Megan Fox :P
even young actors like Tom Felton are able to do a lot with the stuff their given. The main trio just aren't that good.
Mmmm, Tom Felton. Lol, he really wasn't given much. Most of his scenes involved looking mopey and conflicted around pretty architecture. Yeah, the trio has always been... I guess I still see it as kind of cute.
I don't want to hit it, but she's an amazing actress and she can take some fierce photos too.
Veerrryy true. She's a great actress, she looks great. But. She's only like 15, yeah? I'm not nearly that pervy.
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Date: 2009-08-16 07:22 pm (UTC)I dunno what happened to all my friends who understand that women are hot. But I should find more.
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Date: 2009-08-16 11:47 am (UTC)But yes, random post was indeed random. But very fulfulling. Emma *did* look fierce in those pics and it kinda made me go what the hell a little bit.
Going to go see Jennifer's Body?
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Date: 2009-08-16 05:12 pm (UTC)Preach!
Emma *did* look fierce in those pics and it kinda made me go what the hell a little bit.
I know! Believe me, when I googled modeling shots of her and saw that they actually didn't suck, I was like 0_o
Going to go see Jennifer's Body?
Nothing could keep me away!
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Date: 2009-08-16 04:41 pm (UTC)megan fox should have her own comedy series on HBO...that would be awesome...what else..um..oh yeah...kinda obsessed w/ this atm:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJ5w4MkFofc
it's wrong on so many levels...
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Date: 2009-08-16 05:27 pm (UTC)lol! I can't actually find Emma sexy, she does look really young and my brain and body are both 'nope, there is nothing for you there'. She is far better at taking pictures than acting however.
i never understood remus and tonks...mainly cuz he comes off as a ragin' homo, but that's neither her nor there, they die anyway..
I've never understood Tonks/Remus either. It seemed to come out of nowhere, and I feel like it just dragged both of their characters into the mud instead of adding something to them. That relationship was a mess, and I kind of blame Remus for Tonks dying, since Madam McCrazypants wouldn't have had just a such a hard-on for killing Tonks if it wasn't for her marriage.
the important thing is the sexy lethality of madam mccrazy pants...crucio my ass...please!!
Mm, yes please. Madam McCrazypants was looking super fierce in those pictures too. Methinks Cissy went shopping and bought her some new clothes. "Bella, I simply am not going out in public with you if you insist on wearing tattered rags!"
megan fox should have her own comedy series on HBO...
I would watch that every week! ... ... and possibly masturbate to it.
um..oh yeah...kinda obsessed w/ this atm:
OMG! So wrong, and yet hilarious. I loved the freeze frame on the cats face at the end. The cat was just perfect after that WTF reveal.
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Date: 2009-08-17 08:49 am (UTC)WHAT THE HELL????
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Date: 2009-08-16 09:51 pm (UTC)Why do they hate Tonks so much? First they change her hair, now they're putting her into New-Age-Coven-of-the-Moonlight-and-Saturn jumpsuit and scarf?????? *cries* It's a good thing Nat Tena's so hot, or she'd never recover from this.
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Date: 2009-08-18 08:19 pm (UTC)It's like the more you look at it, the more ridiculous and therefore funny it gets.
Why do they hate Tonks so much? First they change her hair, now they're putting her into New-Age-Coven-of-the-Moonlight-and-Saturn jumpsuit and scarf??????
LOL! It's so true. It's like every movie they try and find some way to screw her over. Then again, J.K. constantly screwed Tonks over as well so ...
It's a good thing Nat Tena's so hot, or she'd never recover from this.
MTE. Even in that jacked up outfit, I would still totally hit it. You know your sexy when you can werk something like that.
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Date: 2009-08-18 08:22 pm (UTC)Oh, you've got nothing to feel pervy about! It is kind of weird to realize that child stars are grown up though. I look at some celebs that are my age, and I'm like "you're too young to have a baby, you're only ... oh wait, you're actually a completely appropriate age, I just forgot ten years had passed!"
This makes me wanna listen to every old song I know xD Good times. :-)
Do it! Nostalgia parties are so much fun!
Also...why have I never heard of Kelly Hu? o_0 Yeah...I hope you don't mind me stealing every single one of those pics
Steal away. I'm happy that I could introduce you to the hotness of Kelly Hu. Download episode 13 of In Plain Sight season 2 if you want to see Kelly kiss a girl.
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Date: 2009-08-17 07:11 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-08-18 08:23 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-08-17 10:05 am (UTC)Explanation: I admit that she looks kinda young - but I still know that's she's my age, and that's enough. She can't act for shit, but her face is pretty enough. And those pictures... dammit people! She's Hawt!
Fuck it - I'm not ashamed of wanting to hit that.
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Date: 2009-08-18 08:27 pm (UTC)There's no reason to be ashamed. She's pretty, and I'm sure she's a nice enough person. Even though I'm not even a decade older than her and she's legal, I just don't want to hit it. Others should feel free to thought ;)
Fuck it - I'm not ashamed of wanting to hit that.
*fist pump*
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Date: 2009-08-17 10:51 am (UTC)teh end
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Date: 2009-08-17 09:50 pm (UTC)sexy timepromotion, like, together. Just like Rachenna did with GI Joe which btw I'm gonna be grateful forever for bringing the joys of Rachenna at my life.-Pics of teenage!Dakota make me feel old lol I mean, one min I'm watching that Brittany Murphy movie where she is and the next she's all Ms.Fierce. It's so odd.
-Emma Watson should stick at modeling. The end.
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Date: 2009-08-18 08:33 pm (UTC)When it gets closer to the release date, and when the movies in theaters, I'm sure that we'll see Megan and Amanda doing press together. I didn't see any Rachenna interviews/pics before the movie came out, so lets hope its the same thing with MegManda. Nothing, and then a buttload of slashable interviews and pictures!
which btw I'm gonna be grateful forever for bringing the joys of Rachenna at my life.
I know! I want there to be another GI JOE movie so that Rachenna can keep going, and going, and going.
Pics of teenage!Dakota make me feel old lol
I know what you mean. I totally feel ya on this!
-Emma Watson should stick at modeling. The end.
Word. Although, if she wasn't also an actress I don't think she could be a model. I mean, Emma's cute and can be fierce, but she's tiny, and when you compare her to real models (like for instance Stam in this post) it's like Stam >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Emma.
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Date: 2009-08-19 09:51 pm (UTC)Oh, haven't you heard? the studio already confirmed the sequel :) Don't know which year it'll be released but we'll have it. Though I think that Rachenna isn't over yet, we still have MTV movie awards. I'm pretty sure the movie will be nominated at something, or hopefully, both of them like best fight.
it's like Stam >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Emma.
lol yeah, you have a point there.
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Date: 2009-08-17 10:42 pm (UTC)Oh and that first pic of Hermione with the wand, at first I thought it was one of those miniature action figures. lol
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Date: 2009-08-18 08:36 pm (UTC)You and me both sister ... and a lot of other people as well! Oooh, or maybe Megan could just be like a regular co-host on the Chelsea Handler show. When I was in Chicago I saw that show a couple times, and it's hilarious when they sit around bitching about things. Megan would totally fit right in there! Aw, now I really want this happen. The show even films in L.A. where Megan lives.
Oh and that first pic of Hermione with the wand, at first I thought it was one of those miniature action figures. lol
lol! I can see why. It's just an awful picture! Just everything about it is wrong.
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Date: 2009-08-19 11:04 am (UTC)And Emma models quite well.
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Date: 2009-08-20 02:24 am (UTC)*sniff* Jerk...
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