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[fembuck]

Megan Fox News! (I know you've all been waiting for updates!!!)



Megan Fox Challenges Players on Xbox Live August 29th (I'm not even a gamer, but for some reason the fact that she is, and is good enough that she would play against the Comic Book Guys of the world, is hot to me.  There's nothing better than a nerdy hot chick!)

Megan Fox to play Catwoman? (I love her, but NO!  I boycott any suggestions of actresses for Catwoman that are under 30 ... unless it's Eva Green.  If it's Eva Green I won't be able to speak let alone boycott anything because I'll be too busy crying and weeping with happiness and joy.)

I made this wallpaper

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of Audra MacDonald and Anne Hathaway yesterday, and I can't stop staring at it.  I haven't found Anne Hathaway smoking hot since that TV show she did with that guy from Breaker High.  I like Anne Hathaway, and I thought she was adorable in Devil Wears Prada, but I have never swooned over her like I swoon over these pictures.  Not only do I want to re-read Twelfth Night, I also really, really, really wish that a film version would be made of this Anne/Audra version of the play.  The fact that they remind me of these two


image by la_esmeralda_ 

only makes it that much better and OTP-ish and lovely for me! 

I've kind of constructed an elaborate fantasy in my head, where Morgana leaves Camelot to learn about her magic and how to control it, but after becoming this power sorceress she realizes that she feels empty inside.  She left Camelot to explore a part of herself, but she left just as necessary a part of herself behind in Camelot, and so she heads back to Camelot disguised as a young noble man so that she can win Gwen back and then run away with her.

Won't Arthur, or Uther, or Merlin or a number of other people recognize her, you may ask?  The answer is NO!  If glasses can fool people into not recognizing Clark Kent as Superman, then a haircut can fool people into thinking Morgana is a dude.  And if need be then she can just add an extra air of mystery about her by wearing a kato style mask.

I've said it before, and I'll say it again ... I CANNOT WAIT FOR THE NEXT SEASON OF MERLIN!  And the promo pics I'm seeing for Season 2 are just fanning the fire!


I don't think it's possible for someone with ovaries to look at this picture and not swoon a little bit.  I just want Bradley them to give me a huge bear hug, and then I want to go out for drinks and just laugh and sing off key with them all night!


Oh Colin, I've missed you and your incredible ears!


Sinister looking Morgana needs to get in Gwen's skirt my pants nao!


Angel is looking MAGNIFICENT in the promo pictures.  Gwen looks so soft nad content.  I want to snuggle her against my bosom.

  
Mm, Gwen.  It's totally awful since she's standing by someone who's like dying/dead, but all I can think about is how GOOD she looks, and how much I wish she was tending to a non-dead Morgana (or Arthur or Merlin).


What I love about this show is how easy it is to ship everyone!  I'm not sure who's ass I want to imagine Arthur is staring at here ... Merlin's, Morgana's or Gwen's!  Eh, it doesn't matter.  Either way it's hot.


Posted because they look amazing and because I ship it more than a little bit.

Posted because I also ship Bradley/Angel.  A lot.


Also this.

I also ship Bradley/Me, but don't think I'm going to be showing you all pictures of THAT (and yes, it's because I haven't shopped them yet!)


This is getting posted because everyone looks adorable, and KATIE LOOKS LIKE A THREE COURSE MEAL!  Honestly, she is almost inhumanely good-looking always in this picture.

Okay, and I think that's quite enough Merling picspam from me for the moment.  I'd you'd like moar however, you can find a bunch of other promo pics here.

I was finally able to customize my desktop theme thanks to this website!  Horray!  Now my computer looks like this



OMG! Pictures of Kristen Stewart where she look super hot instead of stoned and annoying ... actually she still looks stoned.


FYT/FMT:

Comments

[ic1pher.livejournal.com]

Honestly, I can't even evaluate how beautiful Katie is because she breaks the meter. It's so hot that it feels cold. Hope season 2 of Merlin will have more homoerotic tension than season 1. *thumbs up* :Db I kinda wish for the boys to outgay even Bleighton... but... but... well I can dream, can't I? When I step out of the fantasy land and use cold logic, nothing can ever outgay Bleighton. But I really hope that the boys will give it a try anyhow. Aaagh, why can't there be any slash even nearly gay as them. Q_Q

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

Honestly, I can't even evaluate how beautiful Katie is because she breaks the meter.

I know, right. I feel like I shouldn't look directly at her, like the sun or something. My eyes might burn out of my head because of the hotness!

Hope season 2 of Merlin will have more homoerotic tension than season 1.

lol! I feel like it would be impossible for them to have more homoerotic SUBtext. If it got anymore than it was in Season 1, I think it have to involve butt!sex or rug-munching. Everyone was so incredibly gay for each other in Season 1.

I kinda wish for the boys to outgay even Bleighton... but... but... well I can dream, can't I?

I feel like if anyone could give it a go, Bradley and Colin could. Plus, Bleighton got even gayer in Season 2, so maybe the boys have some really special things planned for us. And Angel and Katie can back them up, although as much as I love them, I don't think AngelKat will come close to Bleighton levels of gay.

[heart1e55m00mba.livejournal.com]

MERLIN! I'm so excited for season 2! Between that and Jennifer's Body September is going to rock.

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

I know, right! This is the first time in forever that I've been like "September! Woo hoo!" But September is bringing me Merlin and Megan Fox so I will welcome it with open arms :D

[crys-22.livejournal.com]

Wow, there is so much pretty going on in this post that I don't even know where to start.

I love that Megan is a gamer. Now if only she wasn't playing that game online. I bet it would be hella fun playing Halo or Gears of War with her.

I've had this on/off thing going with Anne Hathaway. I still can't believe I saw Bride Wars, but at least she was looking really good in that movie. I've always loved Twelfth Night, I'll watch just about any version they can come up with.

Digging that Morgana fantasy who have concocted and adding a kato mask makes it all that much more awesome.

I CANNOT WAIT FOR THE NEXT SEASON OF MERLIN!

So right there with you, my friend. And not just for the fact that I'll need something to fill the void once True Blood is over.

What I love about this show is how easy it is to ship everyone!

Yes! It makes it so much easier to watch a show when you don't mind the pairings. I mean you have your OTPs of course, but you won't be so disappointed when they don't work out because the other pairing is just as adorable/hot.

Ok, I'll stop here before this turns into a novel. Merlin Season 2 be here already!!

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

I love that Megan is a gamer.

I know! I don't know why, but that's just hot as hale.

I've had this on/off thing going with Anne Hathaway.

I think she's a pretty great actress. I can't remember seeing her in something and not liking her in it. I just normally don't find her 'sexy'. But in those Twelfth Night pictures, I'm like "Anne, do me nao!"

And not just for the fact that I'll need something to fill the void once True Blood is over.

This! I don't even want to think about True Blood's second season ending. This show has made me so excited for Sunday's. And I think I'm going to love Sophie-Anne and just want moar of her once she's on screen.

I mean you have your OTPs of course, but you won't be so disappointed when they don't work out because the other pairing is just as adorable/hot.

This! It's like I love how gay everyone is for each other, but I totally love the Morgana/Arthur, Morgana/Merlin, Merlin/Gwen, Gwen/Arthur moments as much as I like Merlin/Arthur and Gwen/Morgana. I even get a perverse amusement out of Uther's huge crush on Morgana. Man, I love this show!

[(Anonymous)]

Kristen looks super hot in that picture, not gonna lie. I actually have that along with all her other pictures from that photo shoot hanging on my wall because they're so sexyy. ;P
-Jessica

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

Yeah, that photo shoot was great for her. Twilight is bugging me so much, that it's hard for me to find Kristen love right now, but I will say that the girl is pretty (when she cleans up). Her Twilight association and her bad acting has just recently stopped me from being able to see the attractiveness.

[pictureplaces.livejournal.com]

THERE'S SO MUCH IN THIS POST OMG. Mostly i'm just going to flail about Merlin stuff because OMG IT SO CLOSE. I want it noooow. Angel looks incredible.

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

THERE'S SO MUCH IN THIS POST OMG.

I know! I got a little carried away ;) I just couldn't stop!

I want it noooow. Angel looks incredible.

In every shot I see of her she looks more and more gorg. I'm girlcrushing real hard on Angel/Gwen right now.

Case in point


UNF! Gwen, get in me nao!

Mostly i'm just going to flail about Merlin stuff because OMG IT SO CLOSE.

I know! I feel like I'm going a mad in anticipation of it!

[bizarro-bluth.livejournal.com]

I don't think it's possible for someone with ovaries to look at this picture and not swoon a little bit.

I actually just started watching Merlin, NBC is airing it now, has been for a few months. And Bradley is very yummy in that picture.

What I love about this show is how easy it is to ship everyone!

Seriously, its crazy how ship-able everyone is, at least from what I've watched so far!

Pictures of Kristen Stewart where she look super hot instead of stoned and annoying

lol I tend to either think she looks really hot or really not, there's never really an in-between.

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

And Bradley is very yummy in that picture.

Bradley is very yummy all the time. I am crushing on him hardcore. After watching the cast video diaries, I have wanted to have Bradley's babies (or I have wanted Angel to have Bradley's babies. After those video diaries I want those two to hook up so bad! Merlin is so gay, and yet it makes me think such straight thoughts!)

Seriously, its crazy how ship-able everyone is, at least from what I've watched so far!

Oh, it's incredible. I'll probably only ever write Gwen/Morgana, but I really do like all of the combinations in the OT4. The whole main cast has amazing chemistry.

there's never really an in-between.

You're so right about that. I'm either all "UNF!" or "EWW!" For the past year it's been almost universally "EWW" but every once in a while, she bathes and someone else dresses her and she forgets to be angry with the world and an "UNF!" moment happens!

[novak_fan]

Amanda talking about Jennifer's body, about fucking damn time!

I like Anne Hathaway, and I thought she was adorable in Devil Wears Prada, but I have never swooned over her like I swoon over these pictures

Yeah, they totally look like Morgana/Gwen there. You got me for a moment. Agree about tDWP, I was more into Emily Blunt *dreamy sigh* How is that you haven't any fic of that movie btw? or do you? Just not Mirandy please lol

OMG! Pictures of Kristen Stewart where she look super hot instead of stoned and annoying ... actually she still looks stoned.

LMAO but yes, she looks hot! Also, I'm ashame to confess...I give up and watched Twilight! *hides face behind hands* I know, I know, I should have listen to you! But I was totally bored and it was there so...

I just have to said (and sorry to the fans)but that movie it's totally OVERRATED. It's awful! the worse is KS acting imo. God, I'm happy that I watched though because now I know that there's NO fucking WAY I'm watching New Moon. Sorry Dakota.

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

You got me for a moment

Every time I see the thumbnail of that picture on my computer I genuinely think Audra is Angel before my eyes work their way over to Anne and I'm like "OH!".

Sadly I think we'll only see swash-buckling Morgana kissing Lady Guinevere in AU fics :(

Mostly I'm pissed I have seen the Anne/Audra version of Twelfth Night because it seems like they kiss in it, and I've always wanted to see a Olivia/Viola kiss.

How is that you haven't any fic of that movie btw? or do you? Just not Mirandy please lol

You will be disappoint. I have written DWP fic, but it is ALL Mirandy. I love Mirandy. Mostly I think Meryl Streep is delicious, and Miranda made my girl parts tingle, and I find older woman/younger woman pairings really hot (see my love of Octavia/Servilia). Honestly, I think I have a bit of an old(er) lady fetish, lol!

God, I'm happy that I watched though because now I know that there's NO fucking WAY I'm watching New Moon. Sorry Dakota.

I told you it would be bad, but it's the kind of thing you really have to experience for yourself. I hope you were drunk for it! And, you are a braver person than myself, because as much as I hate these books, and I hated that movie I am going to see New Moon. I know I will. I'll pay for it too, because I have no will power. *sigh*

[novak_fan]

You will be disappoint. I have written DWP fic, but it is ALL Mirandy.

No prob,it's cool. I love MS on that movie (she's so fierce) but if we are talking about femmeslash I'm def in the Emily/Andy team on that one. I think that it's more because the fuss about Emily/Anne that anything else. Plus I love Emily but I already said that didn't I? :P
Well, if you happen to write anything related to that fandom in the near future just remember this poor E/A shipper soul.

I told you it would be bad, but it's the kind of thing you really have to experience for yourself.

I'm such a masochist what can I say, but on the bright side now I can make fun of the Twiligth fandom properly because the dazzling? omg!! hahahaha

I know I will. I'll pay for it too, because I have no will power

too bad we are so far away because like a good friend it could be my duty to stop you and we would get to a cool place and get drunk and had fun and later we would watch it online with even more drinks on/with us. Instead that just get drunk to actually watch it on the theaters and get no fun of it lol
I'm that nice you know?

[madndizzee.livejournal.com]

ooh nice pic of Megan. thanks!

Jennifer's Body is looking good. might just have to catch it in the cinemas.

*wince* ah no, Megan, please don't play Catwoman.

hmm Anne Hathaway still doesn't do it for me. nice wallpaper though, reminds me of a filmstrip.

'fraid i did not swoon over the boys (maybe my ovaries are defunct) but i liked Arthur's armour/surcoat though. i want to see Morgana in it. :D

ooh that amazing pic of the girls i could swoon over though. wish they were sitting a tad closer. and that pic of the 4 of them makes me go, "argh, Katie! so hot!" >.>

lol yes, KStew does look super hot. she should always outline her eyes.

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

ooh nice pic of Megan. thanks!

Glad I could be of service!

Jennifer's Body is looking good. might just have to catch it in the cinemas.

I think it looks really funny and awesome. I'm definitely going to see it in theaters. Not only is seeing Megan on the big screen too good to pass up, but the audience reactions will probably be stellar.

wish they were sitting a tad closer.

I know. It's like, they'll never get close to Bleighton levels of gay sitting that far apart, and not touching each other, lol

[kiskafalair.livejournal.com]

I love my Eva, but I can NOT see her as cat woman. Though, she would be better then Megan Fox by far. We also have to remember that thee source that said Megan would be playing Cat woman was the same source that said Eddie Murphy would be the riddler. I honestly think they should skip cat woman all together and bring in Poison Ivy. Because Poison Ivy fucking ROCKS. (And you know she had a thing going on with Harly Quinn - IT EVEN HAPPENED IN THE COMICS)

Speaking of Eva, I can't wait for the movie Cracks to come out. Lesbian!Eva = WINNNNNNNNNNN. I've been waiting for it for like a YEAR and it's FINALLY ALMOST HERE.

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

We also have to remember that thee source that said Megan would be playing Cat woman was the same source that said Eddie Murphy would be the riddler.

It's been debunked. I didn't really believe it anyway, I just couldn't contain my 'ew' at even the suggestion of it. As much as I like Megan I don't really see her as any comic characters (that I know of at least!)

Because Poison Ivy fucking ROCKS.

There's probably a better chance of this happening than of seeing my favorite redhead, Barbara Gordon, showing up.

If she does show up, I hope they cast Rachelle Lefevre. It'd be just a giant middle finger to everything Summit Entertainment and Twilight.

I can't wait for the movie Cracks to come out. Lesbian!Eva = WINNNNNNNNNNN. I've been waiting for it for like a YEAR and it's FINALLY ALMOST HERE.

I'm dying to see it at TIFF (especially since Eva going to be there) but I'll never get tickets for it :( I'm lucky I only heard about this movie a month or so ago, because my excitement level would be dangerous if it had been building for almost a year!

[kiskafalair.livejournal.com]

EVA WILL BE THERE?

You are on a mission.

Are you ready?

You should be.

You will find a way in. And you will snag Eva Green and deliver her to me as a house warming gift. If you are lucky, you will have enough time to go and see Cracks. That is your mission. If you could put a pretty ribbon around her neck, that would be even better.

[pocabomba.livejournal.com]

I saw Twelfth Night. Dude, I loved Anne Hathaway before.. but OH MY GOD. Anne Hathaway in drag is the very best ever. I'm still swooning. :fansself:

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

You. Are. A. Lucky. Bitch.

*is jealous (but not hatin')*

Did Anna and Audra actually kiss in the play, or was this just for the promos for the play?

[allaine77.livejournal.com]

Megan Fox would be so much hotter if she didn't have eyes like a mannequin. I'm starting to think she sold her soul to the Devil (aka Michael Bay) to get where she is, because I don't see a soul in there.

Sincerely, Allaine

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

lol! Well, I guess those soulless eyes will work well for her in "Jennifer's Body"!

I have to say though, I think she has pretty eyes! Mostly, I just think she's hilarious (in addition to the pretty) so I'm almost incapable of seeing anything wrong with her ;)

[sicaria0.livejournal.com]

I'VE BEEN WITHOUT INTERNET FOR DAAYYYS. In fact, my internet access will continue to be sporadic. I've been on a road trip from SoCal to Berkeley to Humboldt (I'm not sure if you're familiar with HSU's reputation, but yes, there was a lot of weed) and now finally to Portland. God, I miss Portland.

Anyway, I just wanted to say that I'm totally looking forward to reading your updates even though I don't have the time now :(

(And hey, look, it's Olivia Wilde!)

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

I'VE BEEN WITHOUT INTERNET FOR DAAYYYS.

It's brutal isn't it. I feel like a junkie when I'm without the internetz.

to Humboldt (I'm not sure if you're familiar with HSU's reputation, but yes, there was a lot of weed)

Good girl! Weed it up. I'm trying to weed it up as much as possible now because I've got to go back to work soon *cries*

Have a good time on the rest of your trip, and I'll try to have an amusing post up for you next time you have internet access ;)

[lost-dreamer23.livejournal.com]

Aside from the absolute awesomeness in this post that I can't even begin to comment on...

WHY.
IS.
KSTEW.
LOOKING.
HOT.

on 12th night

[afro-dyte.livejournal.com]

We all know what Viola was packing a strap underneath those breeches.