Because I am currently obsessed ...
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I like to think this was Quinn Fabray's Halloween Costume.

The moment I wake up
Before I put on my makeup
I fondle my Agiel
While combing my hair, now
And wondering what whip to use, first
I fondle my Agiel ....
Y/Y?
In other news ...
I hate myself for loving this song so much. I swear to god I had no idea who sang it the first time I heard it and fell in love. And now, well now I just can't not sing along.
Party In The USA - Miley Cyrus

...Mistress Quinn
The moment I wake up
Before I put on my makeup
I fondle my Agiel
While combing my hair, now
And wondering what whip to use, first
I fondle my Agiel ....
Y/Y?
In other news ...
I hate myself for loving this song so much. I swear to god I had no idea who sang it the first time I heard it and fell in love. And now, well now I just can't not sing along.
Party In The USA - Miley Cyrus
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Date: 2009-11-04 02:54 am (UTC)I just don't even have words.
until after she gets Agieled.
Mmm. Some girls have all the luck!
could Ivy, the Ultimate Sub
lol! Aw, poor Ivy. I love that Rachel has so completely neutered Ivy that we're now referring to her as The Ultimate Sub, even though Kim keeps telling us she's badass.
could Ivy, the Ultimate Sub, stand against Mistress Denna
Denna would fuck with Ivy's mind so much. I totes think Denna could 'break' Ivy. All she'd have to do is drone on for a while about how 'Ivy is dangerous to Rachel' and get Ivy's vamp side to come out by using that Agiel and Ivy would be done for.
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Date: 2009-11-04 03:01 am (UTC)Poor Ivy. Then again, Denna would let Ivy have all the blood she wanted, and there's no way Danger!Slut!Rachel could resist Mistress Vampire Ivy and her pain dildo. And Skimmer would be all "firsties! I called dibs! Om nom nom!"
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Date: 2009-11-04 03:14 am (UTC)Ivy's no fun and doesn't want blood, so Denna would totally taunt her with it until she was gagging for it, and then like give Ivy the smallest bit of her blood until Ivy was gagging for her.
And that's why I love Denna.
there's no way Danger!Slut!Rachel could resist Mistress Vampire Ivy and her pain dildo.
I don't know. Rachel's powers of denial are mighty. If she's been able to resist Ivy in black leather with her fangs glinting dangerously in the moonlight, I think Rachel could no-homo her way out of anything.
And Skimmer would be all "firsties! I called dibs! Om nom nom!"
This. If Skimmer move on to greener pastures and run away with Denna ;) You know those two would appreciate each other.
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Date: 2009-11-04 03:24 am (UTC)Mistress Ivy wouldn't take no for an answer! In fact, I'm 99% sure that the Hollows is all about a subconscious femslash dub-con kink. The last book in the series is going to be Ivy getting all up in that neck, Rachel going "Ivy, no... don't stop!"... then several chapters of awkward before Rachel admits she's gagging for it. "I came seven times and then begged for her to use a dildo on me, does that make me a lesbian?"
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Date: 2009-11-04 04:11 am (UTC)*whimper*
In fact, I'm 99% sure that the Hollows is all about a subconscious femslash dub-con kink.
Well, Cock-Block is certainly a master of torture techniques. With the sadistic streak Cock-Block has she could be Mord'Sith.
"I came seven times and then begged for her to use a dildo on me, does that make me a lesbian?"
She totally would wonder that after seven orgasms, wouldn't she?
Rachel, you dumb fuck! Yes, yes it does make you gay. Don't worry, there's nothing wrong with that!
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Date: 2009-11-04 06:14 am (UTC)On their seventh gay marriage anniversary, after they've adopted two kids, Rachel would wake up in the morning and go "WAIT A MINUTE, I"M STRAIGHT!" And Ivy would have to go "Oh no you're not, c'mere!" She's like a car. Every ten thousand
mileswords she needs to have the danger-sluttery/no homo/vampires eww! slapped out of her.By the way, I have written filthy, filthy Emma Frost porn involving riding crops and the handles of riding crops. I suspect this may be relevant to your interests.