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Uh...omg! Le-e-e-e-enged of the Seeker, unh *pant* *pant* You're so good, oooh oooh, really awesome chick fights ... ah ah ah, Cara ... apologizing ... so ... hot, *moan* *whimper* *sigh* Le-e-e-e-e-e-e-e!"
*collapses against the mattress*
Wow, that was good. *drapes arm across forehead* Welcome back, baby!

- I'm am so glad that Denna got away scott free again! I want that fabulous bitch to come back again real soon!
- Denna and Cara's every interaction were perfect in every way. I loved their bitchy verbal brawls. Cara was having so much fun getting to be an unapologetically snarky bitch once again. I love Cara when she's all smirky and snarky.
Tabrett's facial expressions were absolutely delicious. She looked like she wanted to eat Denna up with a spoon and then go for seconds with extra agiel!
And Jessica Marais was icy, gravelly voiced perfection once again. I love how curvy she is. Denna looks so soft and inviting, but she's also scary as hell. It's a very fetching combination. Also, Denna taking down people with a blow dart ... unf!
Honestly, Cara and Denna were like two glorious golden lions stalking each other.
Denna: Safe journey Cara. I'll take good care of Richard.
Cara: If he has so much as a scratch when I get back *fucking sexy ass smirk* you'll be sorry.
Denna: *fucking sexy look of anticipation*
The next time they meet up the sex is going to be AWESOME! I mean, like one of them is going to need the 'breath of life' after!
At the very least, the next time they meet there had better be an ageil 'interrogation scene'. Because fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu, Jessica and Tabrett have pure animal sexual chemistry with each other. Like they seem like they'd do it dirty and raw and that shit is hawt!
- It legit cracked me up when Kahlan was like, "I've lost you twice before ... I don't know if I could lose you again," cause that is something only a television character could say. But I'm glad that Denee is back, and that Kahlan was so proud of her bb Cara putting it out there and apologizing even though she knew it would be rejected. Kahlan was totally like, "That's my girl". It was almost as dreamy as Kahlan taking the mother of all ninja drives into a fight to save her bb Cara from harm!
- Speaking of which, Cara defending Kahlan when Denna was talking about how Kahlan compromises Richard made my little heart patter. Cara legit respects Kahlan and looks up to her - even though she wouldn't admit it to her face. It's like she can make fun of Kahlan all she wants, but she'll agiel someone else in the balls if they look at Kahlan funny.
- This show should have Craig Horner take his shirt off more. I really like looking at Craig Horner with his shirt off, so they should definitely do that more. Oh, and definitely keep the low riding pants that dip down fetchingly during fight scenes.
- Random thought: I don't know why, but it cracked me up when Denna looked so surprised/scared when the green spirit first came up from the under world, like she was thinking "Whoa, maybe this wasn't such a good idea after all!". She's done it in the other episodes as well, and it's cracked me up every time.
- Is it awful that I kind of want Cara/Denee fic now, where Cara behaves like a naughty puppy begging for forgiveness from her mistress? Cause the look she was giving Denee when apologizing was totally a sad puppy begging you to forgive it for tinkling on the rug, and when Denee hit her nose with a rolled up newspaper I felt so bad for Cara.
- Darken Rahl was having way to much fun with the possibility of getting to torture his naked half-brother for eternity.
- If Cara doesn't get some action in the next whore house she goes to, I'mma a cut a bitch! Cara looked like she was looking forward to relaxing at Denna's swinging pad when Richard cock-blocked her by telling her to go get Kahlan and Zedd. Let Cara sleep with one of the pretty girls. I'm pretty sure she wont' break them. And if she does, they probably enjoyed it. So get on that, k?
- Next weeks episode looks kickass. Kahlan new fighting costume looks amazing! The glimpses of it made me swoon a little. I don't know why she gets a new fighting costume, but I'm looking forward to seeing it!

I've probably forgotten to mention a ton of awesome stuff about this episode, but the squee is not letting me think clearly.
*dreamy sigh* I'm so happy this show is back.
*collapses against the mattress*
Wow, that was good. *drapes arm across forehead* Welcome back, baby!

- I'm am so glad that Denna got away scott free again! I want that fabulous bitch to come back again real soon!
- Denna and Cara's every interaction were perfect in every way. I loved their bitchy verbal brawls. Cara was having so much fun getting to be an unapologetically snarky bitch once again. I love Cara when she's all smirky and snarky.
Tabrett's facial expressions were absolutely delicious. She looked like she wanted to eat Denna up with a spoon and then go for seconds with extra agiel!
And Jessica Marais was icy, gravelly voiced perfection once again. I love how curvy she is. Denna looks so soft and inviting, but she's also scary as hell. It's a very fetching combination. Also, Denna taking down people with a blow dart ... unf!
Honestly, Cara and Denna were like two glorious golden lions stalking each other.
Denna: Safe journey Cara. I'll take good care of Richard.
Cara: If he has so much as a scratch when I get back *fucking sexy ass smirk* you'll be sorry.
Denna: *fucking sexy look of anticipation*
The next time they meet up the sex is going to be AWESOME! I mean, like one of them is going to need the 'breath of life' after!
At the very least, the next time they meet there had better be an ageil 'interrogation scene'. Because fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu, Jessica and Tabrett have pure animal sexual chemistry with each other. Like they seem like they'd do it dirty and raw and that shit is hawt!
- It legit cracked me up when Kahlan was like, "I've lost you twice before ... I don't know if I could lose you again," cause that is something only a television character could say. But I'm glad that Denee is back, and that Kahlan was so proud of her bb Cara putting it out there and apologizing even though she knew it would be rejected. Kahlan was totally like, "That's my girl". It was almost as dreamy as Kahlan taking the mother of all ninja drives into a fight to save her bb Cara from harm!
- Speaking of which, Cara defending Kahlan when Denna was talking about how Kahlan compromises Richard made my little heart patter. Cara legit respects Kahlan and looks up to her - even though she wouldn't admit it to her face. It's like she can make fun of Kahlan all she wants, but she'll agiel someone else in the balls if they look at Kahlan funny.
- This show should have Craig Horner take his shirt off more. I really like looking at Craig Horner with his shirt off, so they should definitely do that more. Oh, and definitely keep the low riding pants that dip down fetchingly during fight scenes.
- Random thought: I don't know why, but it cracked me up when Denna looked so surprised/scared when the green spirit first came up from the under world, like she was thinking "Whoa, maybe this wasn't such a good idea after all!". She's done it in the other episodes as well, and it's cracked me up every time.
- Is it awful that I kind of want Cara/Denee fic now, where Cara behaves like a naughty puppy begging for forgiveness from her mistress? Cause the look she was giving Denee when apologizing was totally a sad puppy begging you to forgive it for tinkling on the rug, and when Denee hit her nose with a rolled up newspaper I felt so bad for Cara.
- Darken Rahl was having way to much fun with the possibility of getting to torture his naked half-brother for eternity.
- If Cara doesn't get some action in the next whore house she goes to, I'mma a cut a bitch! Cara looked like she was looking forward to relaxing at Denna's swinging pad when Richard cock-blocked her by telling her to go get Kahlan and Zedd. Let Cara sleep with one of the pretty girls. I'm pretty sure she wont' break them. And if she does, they probably enjoyed it. So get on that, k?
- Next weeks episode looks kickass. Kahlan new fighting costume looks amazing! The glimpses of it made me swoon a little. I don't know why she gets a new fighting costume, but I'm looking forward to seeing it!

I've probably forgotten to mention a ton of awesome stuff about this episode, but the squee is not letting me think clearly.
*dreamy sigh* I'm so happy this show is back.
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Date: 2010-01-10 06:12 pm (UTC)I wish they'd taken more time developing Richard/Kahlan. By like the fourth episode of the show they had this 'epic love', but it's so much more fascinating watching Cara and Kahlan slowly learn to respect each other, care for each other, and in my mind at least, lol, learn to love each other.
and I loved her look of 'Oh, isn't she sweet, I knew she had changed, which means it's okay to have secret lusty thoughts about her' to Cara after she'd apologised to her sister.
Totally! She looked so proud of Cara in that scene. But the proud that makes you then want to go and rip someone's clothes off and love them well and good until they know how much you appreciate what they did for you!
I felt a little sorry for Denee getting stuck with babysitting when you could tell she was itching to get out and kick some butt (mostly Cara's).
I didn't think Denee was too sad about. She wanted to be a mother after all. Plus, it's safer for my bb Cara with Denee in that village, lol! Denee really would have gotten in the way of Kahlan and Cara getting closer for sure. Kahlan would have been distant to make her sister feel better, and it's all about Cara/Kahlan for me!
Actually, they should have Denna use some magic mojo on her, then the two of them could team up against Cara and Kahlan, and we could have a Confessor/Mord'Sith dream teams grudge match.
Hopefully Denna will use this plan when they find her!
I kind of wish they'd made Richard a little tempted by what was on offer, not to rock the Richard/Kahlan boat, but to show that he's a bit more human/feisty.
I admit, Richard is a little bit 'too' good sometimes. But I don't mind him not being a man whore. It's kind of nice to see some characters on television who won't just hop into bed with anyone/screw their pain away. If he really doesn't want to sleep with someone who's not Kahlan, more power to him.
There's something about Richard's physique that puts me in mind of a little boy, which robs it of its power
lol! I see what you're saying. I think it's because of how compact Craig is. He hasn't widened out to what I think of as 'man width' yet, lol. Actually, when he was in that red Lord Rahl outfit, he reminded me of an anime character with his broad shoulders and narrow hips.
I also can never really find Richard intimidating because of Craig's boyishness as well. I just think its cute when he gets all forceful.