Legend of the Seeker - 2x08 - Light
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HEY, PSST! LEGEND OF THE SEEKER ...

THIS EPISODE CONTAINED ONE OF THE GREATEST SCENES EVER ON TELEVISION
That scene between Kahlan and Cara was out of this world. My god, it was like fucking porn. Tabrett's face was amazing! Cara's glee incredible. They had Cara kneeling between Kahlan's legs with her Agiel between Kahlan's thighs! Then when I thought the scene couldn't get any better, Cara got all gleefully proud of Kahlan and was looking at her like she just wanted to lick her up with a spoon! And then, then Kahlan's world is so rocked she faints, and Cara's all puppy-dog-like "Kahlan?" cause she's worried she's broken her boo.
Honestly, Tabrett's expressions throughout that entire scene were amazing. I want to have that woman's babies.
ALSO, CARA IS COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY ADORABLE!
First of all, I love that both Richard and Kahlan have learned to "speak Cara". I was all like, "awwwww" when Richard knew that Cara saying she was glad he 'wasn't going with them because he'd only slow them down' meant that she was just worried about him. And Kahlan's little smile when Cara was all like "The wizard fought well" made me melt, cause she knew it was Cara's way of expressing her sadness and respect for Zedd.
And, then, .... and then .... and then ... Cara's concern for Kahlan with her wounded legs made me swoon! She was all like, "Stay here my love, and I shall go fetch horses for us!". And then her, "I'm feeling very tired, I need to rest," practically had me jittering with love. She understands Kahlan. And she willingly made herself appear weak to protect her favorite lady! d'awwwwwwwwwwwwww x forever.
DEN - NA!!!!!!!!! OMG, I did not see that shit coming. I was like, "omg, I want to see redemption!Denna" and then BANG! arrow through the heart, and overkill fall over edge of cliff to drive the point home that the bitch is really dead this time, okay! And I was all like, "God, Cara. How so badass?" but I was also like, "Boo, you whore. You killed Denna." DAMN YOU LEGEND OF THE SEEKER TOYING WITH MY EMOTIONS SO!
The eyeliner on Bridget was OUT OF CONTROL this episode. It was ridiculous, but I loved it. I can't even look as glam as her with all of the modern amenities, yet somehow Kahlan "Mutha'fucking" Amnell manages it while sleeping in the woods? But, whatever, I don't care because the combination of the eyeliner, Kahlan's new battle gown, Cara's dildos of pain, and rockin' soundtrack gave this episode one of the most kickass fight scene I can remember seeing in a while! Kahlan and Cara are like poetry in motion together. I loved their little adventure together. They make quite a dynamic duo!
Also, just to reiterate, I officially really, really enjoy Kahlan's new battle gown! And I especially adore the way it show of Bridget's amazing, powerful, wonderful legs when she's fighting. RAWR. It's a keeper, for sure.
NEXT WEEK: T'Pol! Looking amazingly and incredibly like Angelina Jolie starring on an episode of Relic Hunter! Incredible. Can't wait.
Seriously, this episode was composed of so much sqee-tastic moments. I love it. I want fan vids. So good.

THIS EPISODE CONTAINED ONE OF THE GREATEST SCENES EVER ON TELEVISION
That scene between Kahlan and Cara was out of this world. My god, it was like fucking porn. Tabrett's face was amazing! Cara's glee incredible. They had Cara kneeling between Kahlan's legs with her Agiel between Kahlan's thighs! Then when I thought the scene couldn't get any better, Cara got all gleefully proud of Kahlan and was looking at her like she just wanted to lick her up with a spoon! And then, then Kahlan's world is so rocked she faints, and Cara's all puppy-dog-like "Kahlan?" cause she's worried she's broken her boo.
Honestly, Tabrett's expressions throughout that entire scene were amazing. I want to have that woman's babies.
ALSO, CARA IS COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY ADORABLE!
First of all, I love that both Richard and Kahlan have learned to "speak Cara". I was all like, "awwwww" when Richard knew that Cara saying she was glad he 'wasn't going with them because he'd only slow them down' meant that she was just worried about him. And Kahlan's little smile when Cara was all like "The wizard fought well" made me melt, cause she knew it was Cara's way of expressing her sadness and respect for Zedd.
And, then, .... and then .... and then ... Cara's concern for Kahlan with her wounded legs made me swoon! She was all like, "Stay here my love, and I shall go fetch horses for us!". And then her, "I'm feeling very tired, I need to rest," practically had me jittering with love. She understands Kahlan. And she willingly made herself appear weak to protect her favorite lady! d'awwwwwwwwwwwwww x forever.
DEN - NA!!!!!!!!! OMG, I did not see that shit coming. I was like, "omg, I want to see redemption!Denna" and then BANG! arrow through the heart, and overkill fall over edge of cliff to drive the point home that the bitch is really dead this time, okay! And I was all like, "God, Cara. How so badass?" but I was also like, "Boo, you whore. You killed Denna." DAMN YOU LEGEND OF THE SEEKER TOYING WITH MY EMOTIONS SO!
The eyeliner on Bridget was OUT OF CONTROL this episode. It was ridiculous, but I loved it. I can't even look as glam as her with all of the modern amenities, yet somehow Kahlan "Mutha'fucking" Amnell manages it while sleeping in the woods? But, whatever, I don't care because the combination of the eyeliner, Kahlan's new battle gown, Cara's dildos of pain, and rockin' soundtrack gave this episode one of the most kickass fight scene I can remember seeing in a while! Kahlan and Cara are like poetry in motion together. I loved their little adventure together. They make quite a dynamic duo!
Also, just to reiterate, I officially really, really enjoy Kahlan's new battle gown! And I especially adore the way it show of Bridget's amazing, powerful, wonderful legs when she's fighting. RAWR. It's a keeper, for sure.
NEXT WEEK: T'Pol! Looking amazingly and incredibly like Angelina Jolie starring on an episode of Relic Hunter! Incredible. Can't wait.
Seriously, this episode was composed of so much sqee-tastic moments. I love it. I want fan vids. So good.
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Date: 2010-01-17 02:49 am (UTC)LOL I love how impressed she was. Like
Don't mind at all! *holds out hand*
Yay! *shakes*
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Date: 2010-01-17 03:04 am (UTC)God bless, C/K fans! God bless them :D
"Damn, girl, I'm going to be able to do all manner of kinky shit to you when I inevitably get you nak--oops, maybe not so much."
lol, that's totally what was going through her head. And that's why I love Cara and Tabrett for portraying Cara's naughty thoughts so perfectly!
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Date: 2010-01-17 04:00 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-01-17 04:51 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-01-17 04:53 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-01-17 05:46 pm (UTC)I eagerly await the day when this becomes reality! As you said, it will be a glorious experience. I'm getting a little misty eyed just thinking about it.