Bridget Regan's Arms ...

[fembuck]

Turn.  Me.  On.

screencaps courtesy of pirateygoodness here

Everyone on the internet has already expressed how awesome and super gay "Desecrated" was, and what a dashing wooby Cara is and how perfect, and wonderful and gay the two of them are together. 

But for me, the best thing about the episode was Bridget Regan's arms! 






WRAP ME IN UR ARMS BRIDGET

AND NEVER LET ME GO!!!!!!!

.gifs from dannyblue and reallyally 


In addition to Bridget Regan's arms, I'm also currently obsessed with Pretty Little Liars series by Sara Shepard.  

Synopsis:  (Book #1 Pretty Little Liars)  Everyone has something to hide—especially high school juniors Spencer, Aria, Emily, and Hanna.  Spencer covets her sister's boyfriend. Aria's fantasizing about her English teacher. Emily's crushing on the new girl at school. Hanna uses some ugly tricks to stay beautiful.  But they've all kept an even bigger secret since their friend Alison vanished.  How do I know? Because I know everything about the bad girls they were, the naughty girls they are, and all the dirty secrets they've kept. And guess what? I'm telling.

Pretty Little Liars (Books 1-7)

I don't care that these books are like 150 pages long, are full of designer/brand name porn and were written for 13 year old girls.  They are my crack! 

Comments

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[seriousfic.livejournal.com]

She has very well-developed spooning muscles*.

(*Technical term.)

[cleocallisto.livejournal.com]

I totally agree, Bridget's arms are insanely sexy..*sigh*

[trancer21.livejournal.com]

Hey, I still haven't formed a coherent response to this episode. Between Bridget's sexy arms, Cara's incredibly gay posturing and ultimately woobiness, to how Cara got *really* turned on fighting Kahlan.. I'm sorry, where was I?

[muiriosa.livejournal.com]

I'm behind on LoTS but the caps look...rwar?!

Just took the books - I'm refusing to read the latest Hollows after reading the dismal lack of Ivy so I'll see if this will fill the void (as if...), 25 pages in and I'm already laughing at Emily's complete lack of subtlety! Thanks for the links :)

[lost-dreamer23.livejournal.com]

Unf.

[darkensandor.livejournal.com]

ok I just have to say 3 things.

ok 1: that fight scene was pretty much a watch-while-eating-popcorn-as-two-hot-girls-fight worthy.

2:I laughed on who clara looked so awkward in the hug Bridget's character gave her at first, and I can pretty much see the sigh of content as she closed her eyes and enjoyed it.

and finally 3: pretty little lairs sound like my middle school days lmao

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[fembuck.livejournal.com]

Mmm, spooning muscles. I didn't think it was possible but you just found a way to make her arms even hotter.

Well done young sir, well done!

[khase-fan09.livejournal.com]

Mmm, Bridget's arms are ridiculously sexy, but I think her legs are still sexier. Oh, what I wouldn't give to have those legs wrapped around me... *dreamy sigh*...

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

They really, really are. I could stare at them for hours and be completely entertained ... you know, before retiring to my bunk ;)

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

I still haven't formed a coherent response to this episode.

Me either. My memories of it are all spotty because of the lustful haze it induced in my brain.

ara's incredibly gay posturing and ultimately woobiness

This.

to how Cara got *really* turned on fighting Kahlan..

So much word. Cara killed me in this scene. That one smile in particular she gave in the middle of the fight made me weak in the knees. God, sex between those two would be so epically, epically hot.

I'm sorry, where was I?


I don't know. I don't care. Now I'm thinking about how Kahlan's sexy arms and how useful such powerful instruments would be while sexin' Cara and I'm in a very, very happy place!

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

Oh I know. I haven't managed to force myself to look at BMS again. I just don't want to depress myself. That series has turned into such a disappointment.

The Pretty Litte Liar books are tons of fun though, and the mystery and the twists and turns are great.

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

Really, that's all that needs to be said ;)

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

lol!

Honestly, I can't blame you for such a response. Bridget's arms make me unf like I've never unf'd before. I'd feel bad about how I'm objectifying her if it didn't feel so goooood!

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

ok 1: that fight scene was pretty much a watch-while-eating-popcorn-as-two-hot-girls-fight worthy.



This was me. I even look like that chick. God, it was EPIC.

I laughed on who clara looked so awkward in the hug Bridget's character gave her at first, and I can pretty much see the sigh of content as she closed her eyes and enjoyed it.

I was squeeing and wiggling in my chair and basically just eating up Cara's woobiness with a spoon. I love it when Cara is all emotionally vulnerable. I wasn't sure who I was more jello of in that scene, Cara for having Kahlan's lovely and powerful arms wrapped around her, or Kahlan for being able to give Cara a hug like all of fandom wanted to!

and finally 3: pretty little lairs sound like my middle school days lmao

O_o WOW! You must have had some exciting middle school days! lol

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

Oh god, don't get me started on the legs! the arms were really highlighted this episode so that's where my focus is now, but yes, I LOVE her legs too.

I'm beginning to think that the directors know they can only focus on ONE of Bridgets amazing features per episode lest they explode all of our brains. So we get boob episodes, then we get leg episodes, then we get sexy mascara eye episodes, and arm episodes.

Seriously, Bridget is like ridiculously gorgeous in every freaking way imaginable. She may be the perfect woman.

Oh, what I wouldn't give to have those legs wrapped around me... *dreamy sigh*...

UNF! God, you know they're so powerful. she could probably kill you with her thighs, but oh god would a person die happy!

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[seriousfic.livejournal.com]

Well, that, and she can use those arm muscles for

[seriousfic.livejournal.com]

Just took the books - I'm refusing to read the latest Hollows after reading the dismal lack of Ivy so I'll see if this will fill the void (as if...),

Are you watching LotS? Because Cara will fill your void.

...

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[fembuck.livejournal.com]

Oh, believe me, I've been thinking quite a bit about this particular application of Bridget's powerful arms.

Also, thank you for posting that .gif. It's always such a welcome surprise.

*fights urge to rewatch Bitch Slap again*

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[seriousfic.livejournal.com]

With those muscles, Cara would have to get a firm grip on something or it'd be like riding a seesaw!

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[fembuck.livejournal.com]

Cara would have to get a firm grip on something or it'd be like riding a seesaw!

Unf! Unf! Unf! Seriously, if you keep up this commentary I'm never gonna leave my bunk.

[cleocallisto.livejournal.com]

Shall we all just take a moment to reflect..? *sigh* I mean..not just her arms but her hands as well..*guh*



Damn..now I'm gonna need another cold shower..>_< brain..keeps..melting..

And by the way..if this image doesn't just scream sex..I do not know what does..;)

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[seriousfic.livejournal.com]

Kahlan would throw her around like a ragdoll, going :D the whole time, and Cara would take it, all :]

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[fembuck.livejournal.com]

Now you're just being mean, but it hurts so good! Just like Cara likes it ;)

Seriously, I have to thank you. I know I'm going to have some very sweet Kahlan-centric dreams tonight :D

"To a Mord'Sith, sex is serious business!"

[seriousfic.livejournal.com]

Anything that might get Cara/Kahlan porn written is pure karma, like giving steak to a starving orphan. Only better.

And Kahlan would giggle the whole time, but especially when Cara tried to top her. And she would try...

[artithena.livejournal.com]

"I'm behind on LoTS but the caps look...rwar?!"

BEST. EPISODE. EVER. 'Desecrated' is so slashy it's ridiculous - I haven't seen this much blatant subtext since XWP. You'll want to watch C/K's moments in the tombs many, many times :)

"...I'm refusing to read the latest Hollows after reading the dismal lack of Ivy so I'll see if this will fill the void (as if...)"

You made a VERY wise choice. I waited 3 weeks for the library's copy and had to talk myself into reading it after seeing all the bad reviews. Needless to say, KH took the last chance I gave her to redeem herself and shot it all to hell. I opine 'twas the presence of the thrice be-damned braggart Pierce that rightly doomed this tome to a place of wretchedness and misery. grrrr...It was beyond frustrating to have to deal with him throughout the whole book because in the beginning, KH had me believing she had redeemed Rachel's character, with Rachel supposedly coming to the realization that she shouldn't be with Pierce - he was too impulsive, a bad influence, yadda yadda. I was cheering inside that finally, finally! Rachel was starting to grow up and realize that she should ditch the badboys and settle down in a steady, loving relationship with the soulmate that she's been living next to for the last several years, but instead, Ivy gets kicked to the sidelines and it's all about the resurrected ghost. Needless to say, there is a point in the book that I wanted to dump bleach in my brain and burn the images away, but the only solution is to flip very very fast through that section. I have come to the conclusion that Ravy is no longer a feasible endgame and I shan't waste anymore time with KH's drivel.