Um, can it just be Saturday now?

[fembuck]

It's a Legend of the Seeker post, ya'll!



Sweet GoGA! 

However, I really must say that this Mistress Dahlia person is holding Cara too sweetly for me to buy her as a serious business Mord'Sith.  I mean, I know the actress was probably just glad that she managed not to swoon while the glorious Tabrett Bethell's glorious lips were wearing her face, but still! 

Like, Cara's got her eyes closed and looks like she's enjoying that action, but she also looks like she could snap a bitch's neck if Dahlia gets too frisky.  Cara knows how to handle her shit.  God, she's such a pimp, even other Mord'Sith swoon when confronted with her perfection, bitches don't even care she's missing half her hair and shit, they want to get on that right quick!

And then there's this ...

Oooh, Torture!Undies!  Darken Rahl may be a huge douche, but I gotta love his fashion sense.  I loved the Torture!Undies when Denna wore them last season, and I love the Torture!Undies now.  I feel a bit bad about it, but not too bad because ... well, LOOK! 

Seriously, If I was Dahlia I'd definitely be looking a bit more chipper.  Then again, she's probably bitter cause Darken Rahl wants to watch.  There's some definite "Bitch Please" face going on there.  Finally, I understand Dahlia.  I wouldn't want to share Cara either.



This pic just makes me really sad though.  I just want to fix her a nice foamy bubble bath and gently clean the grim from her body, before wrapping her up in a big fluffy towel.  Then I would just like spend the night singing softly to her, like Kahlan when she's trying to get the Night Wisps to fly over to her and land on her finger. 

*voice breaks* 

Car-a!  Somebody better pay for this by the end of the episode, and Kahlan better make them.  I know Darken Rahl is gone slip out of trouble like the serpentine bastard that he is (it's so perfect that Craig Parker plays Ilithyia's husband on Spartacus:  Blood and Sand.  I mean could you imagine Ilithyia and Darken Rahl in the same 'verse.  Shit would get real!)  But to be back on topic, someone had better pay for this happening to my bb.

That is all.

Comments

[so-wicked.livejournal.com]

It will be the epicness of epic proportions. I'm all tingly because of it and shit.

BTW, "Tingly"? Not a very bad ass sounding word at all.

[ralst.livejournal.com]

Oh, yeah, someone needs to pay dearly for that last scene... from the way Kahlan reacted to the near extinction of the night wisps, I think the Mord'siths' days could be numbered.

Psst! I'd swoon too if I was Dahlia.

[wishing-wounds.livejournal.com]

I <3 Sam Raimi and Robert Tapert because their response to people canceling their shows always seems to be, "Well, screw you, GoGA EVERYWHERE!"

[mondoshawan555.livejournal.com]

Me thinks Mistress Dahlia might have very un-Mord'Sith like feelings for Cara. But how heartbreaking is it that just after experiencing all that joy with the Night Wisp Cara has to go through breaking again. She'll be in need of some serious tlc from Kahlan.

[hannah-win.livejournal.com]

I'm torn with this episode. Half of me wants to give Cara a big hug yet the other half thinks she looks SO darn hot in her Mord'Sith undies. I swear this show steals a bit more of my heterosexuality everyday.

Plus the C/K shippers are all over this already. These manips are... wow.

http://fosforito4.livejournal.com/16857.html

http://starspank.livejournal.com/36357.html

http://talithabee.tumblr.com/post/569175392/epic-manipulations-are-epic-lolz-legend-of-the

[bizarro-bluth.livejournal.com]

*thud*

Also, in case you haven't seen some of the brilliant manips floating around.



^ Credit fot that ridiculously hot thing goes to fosforito4

[onlyjustwhisper.livejournal.com]

BRB dying! THIS IS AMAZING. I can't wait!!

(Also, bb, did you get my message? :D)

[trancer21.livejournal.com]

See, I want to comment but then I look at the picture again and it's like 'OMG.. Cara kissing a girl.. brain fizzle!'. And then I see my poor woobie being tortured!?! And looking kinda hot while doing so!?!

*sigh* I can't believe this show has been canceled.. and Stargate Universe lives to see another day.

[gespawcho.livejournal.com]

Oh M Jesus.

I cannot even gather mah thoughts yet. Except that at first I was like, those torture undies are gross looking. And resemble the seaweed wrap around sushi. But then I saw the closeup of Tabrett's body in them and, like a perv, I saw the error of my ways.

[tempest819.livejournal.com]

Oh my word! I kinda wish I hadn't seen that picture...now it's going to take forever for Saturday to get here!

[karatam.livejournal.com]

OMG....just....OMG (and I agree that the actress is merely trying not the swoon too hard)

Cara is going to make my heart hurt next episode and it's going to be awesome.

And then Kahlan is going to get mightily pissed off that someone is torturing her girlfriend and will cut a bitch or two in the process

[orange-creative.livejournal.com]

Cara is, like, the Mistress of the Mord-Sith. Of course everyone doesn't look as fiercely badass as her and we've been so spoiled by seeing more of her than any others. ;)

[riverdresses.livejournal.com]

(yes I don't watch Legend of the Seeker. Dun hurt me?)

OKAY . . .

I saw pretty girls kissing on my flist, wandered in here & just . . . HOLY SHIT, THIS IS A NICE LITTLE PICSPAM YOU'VE PUT UP HERE. :D :D :D All of my kinks are very happy right now, thankyouverymuuuuuch. ^___^

I know the actress was probably just glad that she managed not to swoon while the glorious Tabrett Bethell's glorious lips were wearing her face, but still!

LOLZ, I LOVE THAT. PINCHING THAT PHRASE FOR MESELF.

[noangel2046.livejournal.com]

THIS IS EPIC!!I've been thinking about Dahlia&Cara like forever!!! i gotta say that chick is the luckiest girl in the universe,TAB's lips,srsly!!!!!!!!i'd do anything to have that lips on mine!ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I hope the relationship between them are more meaningful,our delicate little cara needs more loving!!and she can make kahlan jealous,which's good~~i just want her to be loved so very very much,deep down inside she's so vulnerable. when she's all bruised and broken,kahlan will come to the rescue,and she'll kiss and make cara feel better,i want a kiss like dennee&kahlan in the end of ep 110,~~oh,i hope that during the torture,all cara can think about is kahlan,and only kahlan can keep her calm~~~that's what i've been thinking about lately...

[madndizzee.livejournal.com]

I was all yes! and guh! and then I was no! poor Cara!

[lightbluenym.livejournal.com]

*Gazes at third picture*

...Kahlan is going to shank someone...

Shit's about to get real, and I CANNOT wait to see it!!!

[sinandmisery.livejournal.com]

UM. OFF TOPIC BUT HAVE YOU SEEN THE NEW MACHETE TRAILER?!

[darkensandor.livejournal.com]

*swoons at pic* mmmmmmmmm =) *then gets teary eyed* it being canceled...*sniffs* no more cara sexy-leather-kick-ass-ness *sniffs* how can sci-fi not pick this show up when it have merlin on its network? *cries* THEY CAN SHARE!! T.T

[alex-davis11.livejournal.com]

things are getting more EPIC than ever!

i have a feeling that Cara won't tell anything about her being broken again... she won't betray Kahlan, the gang, that's for sure, but i don't know if she's gonna tell them.