Um, can it just be Saturday now?

[fembuck]

It's a Legend of the Seeker post, ya'll!



Sweet GoGA! 

However, I really must say that this Mistress Dahlia person is holding Cara too sweetly for me to buy her as a serious business Mord'Sith.  I mean, I know the actress was probably just glad that she managed not to swoon while the glorious Tabrett Bethell's glorious lips were wearing her face, but still! 

Like, Cara's got her eyes closed and looks like she's enjoying that action, but she also looks like she could snap a bitch's neck if Dahlia gets too frisky.  Cara knows how to handle her shit.  God, she's such a pimp, even other Mord'Sith swoon when confronted with her perfection, bitches don't even care she's missing half her hair and shit, they want to get on that right quick!

And then there's this ...

Oooh, Torture!Undies!  Darken Rahl may be a huge douche, but I gotta love his fashion sense.  I loved the Torture!Undies when Denna wore them last season, and I love the Torture!Undies now.  I feel a bit bad about it, but not too bad because ... well, LOOK! 

Seriously, If I was Dahlia I'd definitely be looking a bit more chipper.  Then again, she's probably bitter cause Darken Rahl wants to watch.  There's some definite "Bitch Please" face going on there.  Finally, I understand Dahlia.  I wouldn't want to share Cara either.



This pic just makes me really sad though.  I just want to fix her a nice foamy bubble bath and gently clean the grim from her body, before wrapping her up in a big fluffy towel.  Then I would just like spend the night singing softly to her, like Kahlan when she's trying to get the Night Wisps to fly over to her and land on her finger. 

*voice breaks* 

Car-a!  Somebody better pay for this by the end of the episode, and Kahlan better make them.  I know Darken Rahl is gone slip out of trouble like the serpentine bastard that he is (it's so perfect that Craig Parker plays Ilithyia's husband on Spartacus:  Blood and Sand.  I mean could you imagine Ilithyia and Darken Rahl in the same 'verse.  Shit would get real!)  But to be back on topic, someone had better pay for this happening to my bb.

That is all.

Comments

[so-wicked.livejournal.com]

It will be the epicness of epic proportions. I'm all tingly because of it and shit.

BTW, "Tingly"? Not a very bad ass sounding word at all.

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

It will be the epicness of epic proportions. I'm all tingly because of it and shit.

This. I'm working myself up into quite a tizzy over this.

BTW, "Tingly"? Not a very bad ass sounding word at all.

lol, it's not really. But don't worry, neither is tizzy!

But if Cara can grin like a kid in front of an ice-cream truck over snow, then we don't need to be bad ass.

[ralst.livejournal.com]

Oh, yeah, someone needs to pay dearly for that last scene... from the way Kahlan reacted to the near extinction of the night wisps, I think the Mord'siths' days could be numbered.

Psst! I'd swoon too if I was Dahlia.

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

from the way Kahlan reacted to the near extinction of the night wisps, I think the Mord'siths' days could be numbered.

Oh, I know. I want to see Kahlan go freaking CON DAR on the people that hurt her bb. At the very least she better be stabbing the shit out of people.

Nobody provokes her with impunity, bitch!

I'd swoon too if I was Dahlia.

lol, for sure. I wouldn't be any better. She's just not nearly as bad ass as Cara. But then again, no one is (accept for maybe Kahlan). Not even my other Mord'Sith bb Denna.

Edited because the Kahlan stabbing .gif excited me so much I forgot to finish my response, lol

[wishing-wounds.livejournal.com]

I <3 Sam Raimi and Robert Tapert because their response to people canceling their shows always seems to be, "Well, screw you, GoGA EVERYWHERE!"

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

"Well, screw you, GoGA EVERYWHERE!"

They are wonderful, wonderful human beings. You know, these eps were probably in the bag already, and it really makes me wonder what AMAZING, EPIC, SUPER GAY shit Tapert and company could have pulled if they knew in advance that the end was near.

*sigh* I can't think about the end too much, it still seriously depresses me.

[mondoshawan555.livejournal.com]

Me thinks Mistress Dahlia might have very un-Mord'Sith like feelings for Cara. But how heartbreaking is it that just after experiencing all that joy with the Night Wisp Cara has to go through breaking again. She'll be in need of some serious tlc from Kahlan.

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

Me thinks Mistress Dahlia might have very un-Mord'Sith like feelings for Cara.

It would make me so happy if there was some real tenderness to their interactions. I don't want Cara kiss-intimidating Trianna to be the only canon GoGA. So, although I know Dahlia is gon' get kicked to the curb, I hope they manage to be a little sweet together.

But how heartbreaking is it that just after experiencing all that joy with the Night Wisp Cara has to go through breaking again. She'll be in need of some serious tlc from Kahlan.

I know! I was almost expecting something horrible to happen to her when I saw how happy she was and I was surprised she made it through the episode unscathed, but when I saw the preview I was like "Yep, I knew it". Cara will not break though, her love for Kahlan will not let her. My heart bleeds for her being in genuine pain though (instead of her usual fun!pain).

There honestly better be epic hugging and hurt/comforting with Kahlan. I will be very disappoint if there is not.

[hannah-win.livejournal.com]

I'm torn with this episode. Half of me wants to give Cara a big hug yet the other half thinks she looks SO darn hot in her Mord'Sith undies. I swear this show steals a bit more of my heterosexuality everyday.

Plus the C/K shippers are all over this already. These manips are... wow.

http://fosforito4.livejournal.com/16857.html

http://starspank.livejournal.com/36357.html

http://talithabee.tumblr.com/post/569175392/epic-manipulations-are-epic-lolz-legend-of-the

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

Half of me wants to give Cara a big hug yet the other half thinks she looks SO darn hot in her Mord'Sith undies

I feel your pain. It like, "Girl, Y U gotta look so hot in torture!undies?" Tab's just too good-looking, we can't be held at fault.

I swear this show steals a bit more of my heterosexuality everyday.


LOL! This show. Luckily for me my heterosexuality was compromised a long time ago, so I can just sit back (mostly) guilt-free and enjoy!

Plus the C/K shippers are all over this already. These manips are... wow.

Sweet! I love that the first set of manips has Kahlan all in there topping as well. No passive hold for Kahlan!

[bizarro-bluth.livejournal.com]

*thud*

Also, in case you haven't seen some of the brilliant manips floating around.



^ Credit fot that ridiculously hot thing goes to fosforito4

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

Amazing!

I love that this manip has Kahlan all in there topping as well! No passive holding for the Mother Confessor! Cara's gon' get straddled any second and she'll like it!

[onlyjustwhisper.livejournal.com]

BRB dying! THIS IS AMAZING. I can't wait!!

(Also, bb, did you get my message? :D)

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

I know! It is fantastic. This show just gets better and better and even better.

(Also, bb, did you get my message? :D)

I did! RL and LotS fangirling and obsessive ficcing has kept me from being able to watch it yet, but I'm looking forward to watching it tonight!

[trancer21.livejournal.com]

See, I want to comment but then I look at the picture again and it's like 'OMG.. Cara kissing a girl.. brain fizzle!'. And then I see my poor woobie being tortured!?! And looking kinda hot while doing so!?!

*sigh* I can't believe this show has been canceled.. and Stargate Universe lives to see another day.

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

See, I want to comment but then I look at the picture again and it's like 'OMG.. Cara kissing a girl.. brain fizzle!'

I know, right. I just end up staring at it compulsively. I've decided that Tab looks like a really good kisser. Also, I need it to be Saturday!

I can't believe this show has been canceled.. and Stargate Universe lives to see another day.

Oh god, the cancelation is bad enough. For you to remind me that the dreck that is Stargate Universe lives on makes me want to stab someone repeatedly in the chest like they burned down the Night Wisps forest! Fuck that show is so bad. Once the Rhona Mitra episodes air I'm never gonna watch it again.

And looking kinda hot while doing so!?!

Yeah, she really is. It's Cara, she's just not capable of doing anything without it being hot. She was even hot of hot as a baneling for a while. I blame Tabrett's ridiculous attractiveness for my happy pants in the face of Cara torture.

[trancer21.livejournal.com]

First off and completely unrelated to the topic other than it involves Tabrett (and Spartacus' Andy Whitfield) is I need you to do that magic you do and find Tabrett's movie The Clinic. Because I need to see this like *yesterday*!!

Second, I am still completely amazed that SciFi passed on the chance to pick up LotS. Like, really? You don't want to air the show that beats your other original programmings ratings by miles? Really?

I've decided that Tab looks like a really good kisser.

HaHa! I have to stay away from commenting on what I think about TB because, well, it seriously veers into TMI territory. I'm just surprised I haven't written Bridget/Tab RPF.. yet!!

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

I need you to do that magic you do and find Tabrett's movie The Clinic. Because I need to see this like *yesterday*!!


lol! It's so funny you brought that movie up because I was honestly trolling for it less than an hour ago. Unfortunately I had no luck. I definitely keeping my eyes open though. If I find it, it will be posted here, I guarantee it!

I'm actually really, really dying to see Tab in something else, but other than Seeker and this impossible to find movie, and another even more impossible to find movie there's nothing. It's so exciting to see someone at the beginning of their (what will hopefully be a long and wonderful) career, but it's also frustrating when the obsession sets in!

Second, I am still completely amazed that SciFi passed on the chance to pick up LotS. Like, really? You don't want to air the show that beats your other original programmings ratings by miles? Really?

I know. It's like SyFy is allergic to quality. Though, I heard that the price Disney was shopping around to the other network was high. Still, it might be nice for SyFy to have something besides Caprica on it that's decent (and honestly, LotS is far, far, far more addictive than Caprica and I like all the characters on LotS).

I have to stay away from commenting on what I think about TB because, well, it seriously veers into TMI territory.

LOL! No one can blame you for that ;)

I'm just surprised I haven't written Bridget/Tab RPF.. yet!!

When you do, I well be there smiling like Cara at the possibility of snow!

[bookthief17.livejournal.com]

Now you've got me dying to see this movie and I can't find it anywhere either :( someone seriously needs to hunt this down or upload it

[gespawcho.livejournal.com]

Oh M Jesus.

I cannot even gather mah thoughts yet. Except that at first I was like, those torture undies are gross looking. And resemble the seaweed wrap around sushi. But then I saw the closeup of Tabrett's body in them and, like a perv, I saw the error of my ways.

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

I cannot even gather mah thoughts yet.

I know! Cara kissing girls is brain meltingly awesome!

But then I saw the closeup of Tabrett's body in them and, like a perv, I saw the error of my ways.

Hey, I've been a fan of the torture undies since Denna wore them last season (http://www.mutlipleverseslots.com/LOTSWebalbums/Season%201%20Screencaps/01x16%20Bloodline/Bloodline1/legendoftheseekers01e16720phdtvx264sitvmkv_000205455.html)

But yeah, the full body shots really bring out the majesty of the torture!undies.

Seriously, Saturday cannot come fast enough!

[tempest819.livejournal.com]

Oh my word! I kinda wish I hadn't seen that picture...now it's going to take forever for Saturday to get here!

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

now it's going to take forever for Saturday to get here!

I'm sorry, I understand your pain completely. I'm working myself into a tizzy over seeing this episode and it's an agonizing five days away.

Still, Cara kissing girls. That's gotta take some of the sting out right. At least you know it's gon be good!

[tempest819.livejournal.com]

Oh, make no mistake, it is the sweetest torture indeed! I have so many wonderful and far-fetched ideas for how the epi will play out. In my fem-slashy mind the episode will culminate with Cara finally admitting that the real reason she is loyal to the seeker's quest is not due to her lingering loyalty as a mord sith to the lord richard rahl, but, rather, her love of Kahlan! Oh how I love the power of delusion! It warms the soul...and the loins.

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

I like the way you think!

Honestly, I really do want this to be the episode where Cara admits that she loves Kahlan and Kahlan admits that she loves Cara, though I know on the show it will be all platonical.

Fanfic can turn it into the epic romance that it really should be, but I need them to admit that they love each other before the show ends.

And I really need Kahlan to comfort the hell out of Cara this episode.

LotS you never disappoint so please don't start now!

[karatam.livejournal.com]

OMG....just....OMG (and I agree that the actress is merely trying not the swoon too hard)

Cara is going to make my heart hurt next episode and it's going to be awesome.

And then Kahlan is going to get mightily pissed off that someone is torturing her girlfriend and will cut a bitch or two in the process

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

I'm so looking forward to next episode, but I know I'm just going to be clutching my blanket as I weep for Cara. I do not want to see my bb hurt (when she's not enjoying it!)

And then Kahlan is going to get mightily pissed off that someone is torturing her girlfriend and will cut a bitch or two in the process

Kahlan better be cuttin' bitches left right and center. I want Kahlan to unleash her full fury, cause her fully fury is AWESOME and terrifying ... and hot.

[orange-creative.livejournal.com]

Cara is, like, the Mistress of the Mord-Sith. Of course everyone doesn't look as fiercely badass as her and we've been so spoiled by seeing more of her than any others. ;)

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

Cara really is the HBIC. It's really not the other Mord'Sith's fault that they aren't as fierce as Cara. Honestly though, I feel bad for those other Mord'Sith actresses having to live up to Tab and Jess Marais. Not even Charisma Carpenter was able to come close to the fierce of those two, and she's Cordelia fucking Chase. Those random 20s chicks stand no chance.

[riverdresses.livejournal.com]

(yes I don't watch Legend of the Seeker. Dun hurt me?)

OKAY . . .

I saw pretty girls kissing on my flist, wandered in here & just . . . HOLY SHIT, THIS IS A NICE LITTLE PICSPAM YOU'VE PUT UP HERE. :D :D :D All of my kinks are very happy right now, thankyouverymuuuuuch. ^___^

I know the actress was probably just glad that she managed not to swoon while the glorious Tabrett Bethell's glorious lips were wearing her face, but still!

LOLZ, I LOVE THAT. PINCHING THAT PHRASE FOR MESELF.

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

All of my kinks are very happy right now, thankyouverymuuuuuch. ^___^

And that's why I love this show! The episode in the first season that really made me fall in love with the show was Denna (http://dashpunk.com/wp-content/uploads/lots-denna.JPG).

Despite the kinkiness and hot girls kicking ass the show is just really amazing and surprisingly emotionally effective.


LOLZ, I LOVE THAT. PINCHING THAT PHRASE FOR MESELF.

Happy to help!

[noangel2046.livejournal.com]

THIS IS EPIC!!I've been thinking about Dahlia&Cara like forever!!! i gotta say that chick is the luckiest girl in the universe,TAB's lips,srsly!!!!!!!!i'd do anything to have that lips on mine!ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I hope the relationship between them are more meaningful,our delicate little cara needs more loving!!and she can make kahlan jealous,which's good~~i just want her to be loved so very very much,deep down inside she's so vulnerable. when she's all bruised and broken,kahlan will come to the rescue,and she'll kiss and make cara feel better,i want a kiss like dennee&kahlan in the end of ep 110,~~oh,i hope that during the torture,all cara can think about is kahlan,and only kahlan can keep her calm~~~that's what i've been thinking about lately...

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

i gotta say that chick is the luckiest girl in the universe,TAB's lips,srsly!!!

This! She is the envy of the internets. I hope she appreciates.

I hope the relationship between them are more meaningful,our delicate little cara needs more loving!

Me too. I don't want it to be another "Triana Thing". Like I want some genuine and positive emotions between the two of them. Like I know Dahlia is likely to be kicked to the curb eventually, but I want some positive canon GoGA.

make kahlan jealous;

This would be lovely!

i just want her to be loved so very very much,deep down inside she's so vulnerable. when she's all bruised and broken,kahlan will come to the rescue,and she'll kiss and make cara feel better,i want a kiss like dennee&kahlan in the end of ep 110

Me too! And I really want that Kahlan rescue scenario to come true as well, with a kiss like the one you described. It would make my shipper heart grow, but it could also fit perfectly with their close platonic friendship.

h,i hope that during the torture,all cara can think about is kahlan,and only kahlan can keep her calm

I like the way you think!

[madndizzee.livejournal.com]

I was all yes! and guh! and then I was no! poor Cara!

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

I know right! It's totally this ...

[lightbluenym.livejournal.com]

*Gazes at third picture*

...Kahlan is going to shank someone...

Shit's about to get real, and I CANNOT wait to see it!!!

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

...Kahlan is going to shank someone...

She better shank a lot of someone's. Seriously, I want her to go all Con Dar on the hurters of Cara. VENGENCE MUST BE HERS!

I know. I'm totally shaking and crying waiting for this episode.

It's going to be so epic!

[sinandmisery.livejournal.com]

UM. OFF TOPIC BUT HAVE YOU SEEN THE NEW MACHETE TRAILER?!

[darkensandor.livejournal.com]

*swoons at pic* mmmmmmmmm =) *then gets teary eyed* it being canceled...*sniffs* no more cara sexy-leather-kick-ass-ness *sniffs* how can sci-fi not pick this show up when it have merlin on its network? *cries* THEY CAN SHARE!! T.T

[alex-davis11.livejournal.com]

things are getting more EPIC than ever!

i have a feeling that Cara won't tell anything about her being broken again... she won't betray Kahlan, the gang, that's for sure, but i don't know if she's gonna tell them.