Um, can it just be Saturday now?
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fembuckIt's a Legend of the Seeker post, ya'll!
Sweet GoGA!
However, I really must say that this Mistress Dahlia person is holding Cara too sweetly for me to buy her as a serious business Mord'Sith. I mean, I know the actress was probably just glad that she managed not to swoon while the glorious Tabrett Bethell's glorious lips were wearing her face, but still!
Like, Cara's got her eyes closed and looks like she's enjoying that action, but she also looks like she could snap a bitch's neck if Dahlia gets too frisky. Cara knows how to handle her shit. God, she's such a pimp, even other Mord'Sith swoon when confronted with her perfection, bitches don't even care she's missing half her hair and shit, they want to get on that right quick!
And then there's this ...
Oooh, Torture!Undies! Darken Rahl may be a huge douche, but I gotta love his fashion sense. I loved the Torture!Undies when Denna wore them last season, and I love the Torture!Undies now. I feel a bit bad about it, but not too bad because ... well, LOOK!
Seriously, If I was Dahlia I'd definitely be looking a bit more chipper. Then again, she's probably bitter cause Darken Rahl wants to watch. There's some definite "Bitch Please" face going on there. Finally, I understand Dahlia. I wouldn't want to share Cara either.
This pic just makes me really sad though. I just want to fix her a nice foamy bubble bath and gently clean the grim from her body, before wrapping her up in a big fluffy towel. Then I would just like spend the night singing softly to her, like Kahlan when she's trying to get the Night Wisps to fly over to her and land on her finger.
*voice breaks*
Car-a! Somebody better pay for this by the end of the episode, and Kahlan better make them. I know Darken Rahl is gone slip out of trouble like the serpentine bastard that he is (it's so perfect that Craig Parker plays Ilithyia's husband on Spartacus: Blood and Sand. I mean could you imagine Ilithyia and Darken Rahl in the same 'verse. Shit would get real!) But to be back on topic, someone had better pay for this happening to my bb.
That is all.
Sweet GoGA!
However, I really must say that this Mistress Dahlia person is holding Cara too sweetly for me to buy her as a serious business Mord'Sith. I mean, I know the actress was probably just glad that she managed not to swoon while the glorious Tabrett Bethell's glorious lips were wearing her face, but still!
Like, Cara's got her eyes closed and looks like she's enjoying that action, but she also looks like she could snap a bitch's neck if Dahlia gets too frisky. Cara knows how to handle her shit. God, she's such a pimp, even other Mord'Sith swoon when confronted with her perfection, bitches don't even care she's missing half her hair and shit, they want to get on that right quick!
And then there's this ...
Oooh, Torture!Undies! Darken Rahl may be a huge douche, but I gotta love his fashion sense. I loved the Torture!Undies when Denna wore them last season, and I love the Torture!Undies now. I feel a bit bad about it, but not too bad because ... well, LOOK!
Seriously, If I was Dahlia I'd definitely be looking a bit more chipper. Then again, she's probably bitter cause Darken Rahl wants to watch. There's some definite "Bitch Please" face going on there. Finally, I understand Dahlia. I wouldn't want to share Cara either.
This pic just makes me really sad though. I just want to fix her a nice foamy bubble bath and gently clean the grim from her body, before wrapping her up in a big fluffy towel. Then I would just like spend the night singing softly to her, like Kahlan when she's trying to get the Night Wisps to fly over to her and land on her finger.
*voice breaks*
Car-a! Somebody better pay for this by the end of the episode, and Kahlan better make them. I know Darken Rahl is gone slip out of trouble like the serpentine bastard that he is (it's so perfect that Craig Parker plays Ilithyia's husband on Spartacus: Blood and Sand. I mean could you imagine Ilithyia and Darken Rahl in the same 'verse. Shit would get real!) But to be back on topic, someone had better pay for this happening to my bb.
That is all.
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Date: 2010-05-03 11:21 pm (UTC)Oh, I know. I want to see Kahlan go freaking CON DAR on the people that hurt her bb. At the very least she better be stabbing the shit out of people.
Nobody provokes her with impunity, bitch!
I'd swoon too if I was Dahlia.
lol, for sure. I wouldn't be any better. She's just not nearly as bad ass as Cara. But then again, no one is (accept for maybe Kahlan). Not even my other Mord'Sith bb Denna.
Edited because the Kahlan stabbing .gif excited me so much I forgot to finish my response, lol