Rizzoli and Isles - 1x05 - Money For Nothing

[fembuck]

OMG this show!  This episode far surpassed anything I was hoping for in terms of incredible gayness.  It was so gay.  So very, very gay.  And adorable.  And they are absolutely perfect together and delightful in every way.  OMG, OMG, OMG!

And now ... onto detailed squeeing behind the cut ...

1.  I love how handsy Jane was at the dock.  Not only was she rubbing her girlfriends back supportively, but she also totally worked in thigh caressing as well.  I SAW WHAT YOU DID THERE, Rizzoli!  Like it wasn't just a quick rub either, Jane's hand lingered on Maura's upper thigh through the line delivery and was still there when the camera was panning away.  Girlfriend practically took up permanent residence on Maura's thigh.

2.  I'm going to mention Jane rocking the Olivia Dunham butchiness walking around with her hands in her pocket all episode (check out the scene when they first arrive at the Fairfields house).  And not only that, but Jane rocked it extra butch by just sticking her thumbs in the pocket.  Oh, hello sexy as hell mannerisms.  Please feel free to stay for as long as you like (which with Angie Harmon means forever!)

3.  Jealous!Jane is as awesome as I thought she would be.  Her rant to Maura "Maybe tonight you could attend the opera with some senators, and then afterwards go out on the veranda and smoke big rolled up wads of hundreds" was pure genius.  I felt bad for the girls in this scene though, they looked like they had no idea what was going on but couldn't stop themselves.  Obviously their first major fight with each other since hooking up.  Maura's "WTF" face at the end of the scene was hilarious and heartbreaking.

4.  Jane and Maura using Korsack as an inbetween for them ... so incredibly couple-y.  Seriously, they (especially Jane) were acting like high schoolers.  I loved Korsack's "Acquainted?  I heard it was a little more than that," because the line totally insinuates that Jane is jealous of a former romantic partner of Maura's, and why would that be the case unless she was Maura's current romantic partner. 

5.  I loved Jane bringing Maura chocolate (with gold flecks in it).  And Maura's dazzling smile when she thought it was an apology.  I've never seen Maura smile so brightly.  You know she was looking forward to hot make-up sex later that night.  Her face just scream, "Yay, I can take your clothes off again and bathe you with my tongue!" 

Also, I love that when thinking of ways to make things up to Maura, Jane's mind automatically goes to diamonds.  It seems to be like Jane's ready for a bigger commitment but is scared to admit that Maura might be the one for her.  It's especially telling because right after that comment Jane makes her 'what are you doing slumming it down here with us' comment.  Methinks, that after seeing the world Maura came from Jane is feeling insecure about what kind of future she can offer Maura, and why Maura would want to settle down with her when she could have had a billionaire.  Oh, Jane you make me want to hug you.

6.  Maura, Maura, Maura.  Just because Jane is complicated and your fighting it doesn't mean that you should test out your theory that things would be easier with someone simple like Garrett by awkwardly kissing him in fancy cars.  You need to have more faith in your relationship.  As this episode proved, Jane has your back, and you have far more in common with her than with your old set of friends, even though you are very different on the surface.

7.  The scene where Maura asked Jane out on a date was precious and full of win in every way.  Angie and Sasha even managed to make Maura talking about Garrett super gay by gazing at each other lovingly the whole time.  After Maura was like, "I loved that guy," I could practically hear her saying, "but not as much as I love you" in the way they looking at each other.

8.  That weggie scene just really cracked me up.  Maura looked so horrified.  Classic, "I can't take you anywhere" face.  Angie was comedy gold in that whole dinner party scene really.  I loved when Maura handed Jane her champagne glass the way Jane was looking at her hands all confused trying to figure out a way to drink from her glass while holding Maura's.  Maura taking away Jane's champagne glass was also a pure girlfriend move.  And the whole fish scene, culminating with jane stabbing hers was hilarious.

Also, I'd like to give a shout out to the older blonde extra lady sitting next to Angie in that scene cause she cracked me up.  The way she kept on shooting dirty, disbelieving looks at Jane was perfect.

9.  I loved Jane in the scene in the lab when Jane was trying to comfort Maura.  After making up with her girlfriend and have some great make-up sex, Jane was finally in an emotional position where she could speak of Garrett without feeling threatened.  Also, the way Jane spoke to Maura in that scene, the tone of her voice totally made me swoon.  And the, "Sweetie, I don't know why you're telling me this" followed by Jane caressing Maura's shoulder again.  FTW!

10.  The date scene at the end.  So cute.  Jane looked so proud of herself for the beer in champagne glasses idea.  I have to admit, I would have put out right there for her because i thought it was super cute and sweet.  Also, I'm sure Jane would like to 'spucky' you later, Maura!

Seriously, that was a super cute, super gay episode.  This show is owning me more and more with every episode.  Obviously, I can't wait for next week!

Comments

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

Maura to Jane, "Just put it down," ab champagne glass = priceless.

I loved that part so much. And I loved that Jane just let her do it without complaint. Maura has her wrapped around her little finger.

I can't believe they actually go undercover gay. Wow.

I know, that's gonna be super awesome and hilarious. I can't wait.