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A new episode of Lost Girl!  (get it while it's hot!)

Ladies and gents, you are in for another Dr. Lauren filled episode, with a pleasing assortment of Dr. Lauren science-girl awesome-ry.

Thoughts:

That pizza guy was totally a Canadian Kellan Lutz, which gave that scene a really weird Twilight meets porn vibe to me.  I kept on expecting Emmett to ask Kenzi if she had a little vampire in her, and if not if she wanted to *smirk*.

Bo carries around an axe for protection?  To protect her and her lady friend?  Oh, Bo. Bo.  Your weaponry brings all the girls to the yard.

Murderous Grannies ... surprisingly scary.

Kenzi is ridiculous.  That outfit, that act, that accent.  It's like she graduated from The Evil Morgana Smirking School of Subtly.

Evil giant spiders and killer grannies ... if this episode has a murderous clown with a giant bird that plucks people's eyes out for a pet, I'm outta here.

Lauren was rocking a Blake Lively-esque Mane of Awesome Warrior Queen hair in that first bar scene.  If she'd had on shoulder pads as well, they could have had Lauren catch bullets with her teeth and I would have completely believed it, because gurl was looking FEROCIOUS! 

Bo/Lauren/Dyson interaction is really, really, really painful watch.  Also, Dyson is a bitch!  Fuuuuuck.  I called Cenred a Mean Girl, but Cenred has nothing on Dyson.  Dyson is a 'spreading rumors about someone's wide-set vagina and telling people Cindy lost her virginity to a hot-dog' BITCH.  Though the 'threesome' comment was kind of hilariously awful.

"I can speak for myself."  Mmm, Assertive!Lauren.  I want to have her power-haired babies!

"Do you always have to be you?"
Ha!  Seriously, though Bo, you're the one that forgot about your date with Lauren when Dyson asked for your 'help' on a case, so the toxically uncomfortable conversation that followed was in essence your fault.

"Poor Bo.  So many choices, just one vag?" LOL.  Kenzi, that line almost completely made up for your ENDLESS STUPIDITY and VAPIDITY last episode.

"My head is pounding harder than a sailor on shore leave."  LOL!  Oh Kenzi.  Zing!

So, the Lauren/Kenzi kiss ... actually, really pretty hot.  Bo's hallucinations are my kind of hallucinations.

Lauren husking, "Time for a little quid pro quo" with latex gloves on was inappropriately hot.  Almost as hot as her motioning across her chest before saying, "Unbutton your shirt".    

Random:  Lauren and Dyson bitching at each other is kind of hot.  I never, ever want to see the hate!tension acted upon, because ... yeah.  But it is hot.  I think that's mostly due to the fact that Lauren practically seethes in his presence, and her intensity is hot.  It's also why I find Lauren's bitchiness awesome and Dyson's bitchiness infuriating.

Dr. Lewis!   Dr. Lauren has a last name and it is ... LEWIS!  Lauren Lewis.  If that's not a classic super-hero name I don't know what is.

"Wee?  You could put a saddle on that thing!"  Kenzi, yet again!  Girls on a roll!

"It tried to bite me In the face!  In the face part of my face!"  LOL!  Kenzi, another zinger to add to the total.

"At least I don't have man-feet!"  LOL.  Kenzi.

It's awful, but I'm actually kind of upset that we didn't get to see a Bo/Kenzi almost make-out as well.

Serena's fierce!  Lauren can hook up with her later if Bo continues to be a clit-tease.

"Feed how exactly from Hale?"  BITCH!  Damn, Dyson you are such a bitch!

DYSON YOU ARE A FUCKING BITCH, DUDE!  You are a bitchsquealing bitch!  Lauren just told you ONE of those spiders killed 600 people one time, and that one other time ONE was responsible for a genocide, and you're response is "You didn't even give Bo a chance?"  Your comment about Lauren just being a human working for your people already proved that you're an ignorant shit, but now it becomes clear that you are an ignorant, dumb shit!  On another note ...

Dear, Dr. Lauren Lewis. 

Thank you for calling the quarantine people to stop the LSD spider from escaping and turning Toronto into Raccoon City.  Mad props. 

From, Humanity.

"Less Gaelic wisdom, more searching for make-shift surgical tools."  Mmm!  Damn, Lauren.  Damn. 

Lauren giving geeky science explanations.

"You're the one that almost got her killed."  UGH, DYSON YOU BITCH!  The LSD spider almost got Bo killed.  Lauren saved her life by being smart and pragmatic while you wanted to go all Dyson, Smash and risk killing an entire city cause your dumb, ignorant ass was too dumb and ignorant to understand what you were dealing with.  Yet, Lauren's the asshole?!?!?!  UGH x infinity plus one.  I am honestly at the point where I hate this guy now.  He is an unmitigated shit!


Preview for next week:

Bo is looking into her past (read: her mother) and is going to be kicking all sorts of ass (and looks to get her ass kicked - badly - as well).  The preview ends with the line ... "Tell me who I am or I will cut it out of you!" as Bo holds a knife to Dyson's throat.  Looks like it's going to be an intense one.

Overall, very good episode with some funny Bo/Kenzi interactions, badass assertiveness for Lauren, and some progress forward with the Bo/Dr. Lauren relationship.  Dyson is beyond obnoxious this episode though, so be warned.  This episode took me from being irritated with him to wanting to kill him in the face. 

Date: 2010-11-01 10:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crys-22.livejournal.com
Oh man, Dyson was seriously pushing my buttons in this episode. When he told Lauren that she was the one that almost got Bo killed, I just wanted to...

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... so badly. I mean it wasn't Lauren who put that spider in Kenzi's bag. He should have been grateful that Lauren knew how to get shit done. Lauren was right, he's just being all salty because he wasn't the one that go to save Bo. Get over yourself Dyson!

I really hope Lauren doesn't turn out to be evil. Not only because it would mean no Bo/Lauren, but also because I just don't want to give Dyson the satisfaction of being right. That and I'm afraid they'll have Lauren go to "The Evil Morgana Smirking School of Subtly." And I can only take so much of that. I don't care how hot they are.

Date: 2010-11-04 01:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fembuck.livejournal.com
God, I would give anything for Alice to show up and kill Dyson with her thighs before sweeping Lauren away. Alice appreciates her bitches. She wouldn't treat Lauren like Bo does.

he's just being all salty because he wasn't the one that go to save Bo. Get over yourself Dyson!


I know! I really galls me that Dr. Lauren is the only person with any sense on this show, the only person that uses her brain and all of the other characters shit on her (even Bo is douchey to her at times). It's like she's saved Kenzi's life twice, she saved Bo's life (and likely stopped a city from being wiped out) this episode, she's honest and straightforward and yet somehow the other characters act like she's some shifty, two-faced asshole. *is so confused ... and angered!*

but also because I just don't want to give Dyson the satisfaction of being right.

I know right! I would be a huge slap in the face to anyone with a working brain if Dyson turns out to be right. If they make Lauren, Evil Smirking Lauren I'm totally out. She's really the reason that keeps me watching this show, and if they screw her up I'm done. I'm only still watching Merlin because of Morgana/Morgause. Honestly, if Emilia Fox wasn't on the scene I'd have stopped watching Merlin.

Date: 2010-11-04 06:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crys-22.livejournal.com
Mmmm Alice/Lauren, now that would be nice to watch. Not only would Alice treat Lauren better, she's a lot smarter than Bo too. Lauren could use someone that actually puts their brain to use. Sometimes it's really hard to like Bo.

she's honest and straightforward and yet somehow the other characters act like she's some shifty, two-faced asshole. *is so confused ... and angered!*

You're not the only one that is confused and angry. At first I thought that maybe they had aired some episodes out of order, because of the way Kenzi felt about Lauren. But nope that is so not the case, the writers just throw this whole 'there's something fishy about Lauren and I don't like her' attitudes and we're just supposed to buy it.

I mean could it have really hurt to show Lauren and Kenzi meeting each other for the first time? The only good thing about Kenzi being antagonistic towards Lauren, is Lauren's annoyed reactions. The looks she gives Kenzi crack me up, because I'm doing the exact same thing while watching.

She's really the reason that keeps me watching this show, and if they screw her up I'm done. I'm only still watching Merlin because of Morgana/Morgause. Honestly, if Emilia Fox wasn't on the scene I'd have stopped watching Merlin.

And I'll be right there with you. Kenzi's one-liners amuse me and Anna Silk is hot and all, but if they ruin Lauren, I won't be sticking around. Especially if she's used to prop Dyson. The show isn't that good. Eh, scratch that, I'd probably stick around if they had Emilia Fox on the show for Lauren to evil smirk with. *sigh* Merlin had SO much potential when it came to doing the evil Morgana storyline. Boy have they screwed that one up. Sometimes I think maybe it's not so bad that Legend of the Seeker is over. This way there's no chance of the show going completely down hill and us just barely hanging on.

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