Aw, shit! AW, SHIT!

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Nikita 1x20 ...



Now, let me just take a minute to pause to say, "Fuck you Canada!  Why do you insist on fucking with the schedule for showing Nikita!"  Like damn!  Like I know we're a constitutional monarchy and shit, there was no need to stop playing new shit on tv in honor of William and Kate's nuptials 8 fucking hours before the wedding.  Why you do this to me Canada, with all the rain all the time and taking away my Nikita?  WHY?????

AMANDA FUCKING KNOWS!  AW SHIT!  AW SHIT! 

AMANDA WAS ALL LIKE ...



AND ALEX CAME AT HER AND SHE FUCKING PUNCHED ALEX IN THE BOOB!  SHE PUNCHED ALEX IN THE TITTY ONE TIME AND THAT WAS FUCKING THAT!  ALEX WAS LIKE 'FALL DOWN AND CRY NOW'.  A TRAINED KILLER COMES AT AMANDA AND SHE'S LIKE ...



BITCH STEPPED ON ALEX'S THROAT!  SHE STEPPED ON HER GODDAMN THROAT IN HEELS!  RUDE AS HELL, AND FLY AS HELL!  HOW'D YOU GET TO BE SUCH A BITCH AMANDA?  BREEDING, BITCH, TOP-CLASS BREEDING!  SHE WILL CUT YOU IN CHANEL! 

SHE IS HBIC OF THE WORLD.  DON'T GIVE YOUR WEEPY BABY BLUES ...



SHE WILL SLAP YOU LIKE YOU'RE CONFESSED!!!

DID YOU SEE HOW SHE JUST DROPPED PAPA UNDINOV'S WATCH LIKE IT WEREN'T SHIT!  SHE WAS LIKE, 'YEAH BITCH, I'M STEPPING ON YOUR THROAT, I'M DROPPING YOUR DADDIES WATCH, WHAT ARE YOU GON' DO ABOUT IT?  I'M STEPPING ON YOUR GODDAMN THROAT!  WE DON'T NEED TO BE IN PRISON, YOU'RE ALREADY MY BITCH!" 

Other shit happened in this episode that was actually pretty good:
 
1)  Alex tried to move in with Nikita so that they could sex all day long, and Nikita was all like, "Oh, noes.  How am I supposed to fit in all of this sexin' with two people AND save the world?" (It's a hard life she lives). 

2)  Nathan served a purpose and had a funny line.  Alex and Jaden had a sexy sexy girlfight. I amused myself imaging Nathan walking in on it and thinking they were getting it on and that Alex was breaking up with him cause she's a sexy lezza.  Then I was disappointed that IRL he didn't think they were getting it on ...

3) But then Jaden got hardcore killinated and I was like DAMMMMMMMMMN! 

4) Nikita saved some people. 

5)  Lyndsy Fonseca somehow managed to vomit into a kitchen sink with class (who does she think she is, Betty Draper?)

But then the last scene came around and Amanda was all like "Ha, ha, bitch!  Jaden had a bionic ear!" and pwned Alex and it made the rest of the episode (as good as it was) look like cold diarrhea!

P.S.  Dammit, Nikita!  Stop taking strolls in the fucking park and patting yourself on the pack and check in on your girlfriend who called you in tears because there was a dead body in her apartment!  Like, I know Alex is badass and all, but a "Baby, dead bodies are the worst.  Don't worry though, Momma bears coming home to kiss the emotional trauma away" wouldn't have been too much.  Call your girlfriend!

Can it be next Nikiturday nao, plz???

Comments

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'OMG, choking! Hey.. wait a sec, I can totally see up Amanda's skirt and she's soo not wearing any panties!'.

lol! You couldn't really blame a girl for noticing that. Gazing at Amanda's 'special place' wouldn't be a bad way to go.

I actually hated Nathan this episode. I mean, how *dumb* can he be? His girlfriend tells him she's part of a covert government group of assassins

This is actually why I DIDN'T hate Nathan this episode. Don't get me wrong, I didn't LIKE him, but for the first time he acted like an actual person.

Jaden getting shot and all of the bullshit that happened was ALEX'S fault. How she expected she could tell a normal, everyday person that she was a government assassin without producing any evidence beyond the fact that she's not home a lot and some sketchy guy showed up at her place one time is beyond me. Most people would have reacted just as Nathan did, with disbelief and probably some anger about being lied to or dismissed in what must seem to be a rude/insulting manner.

Alex shouldn't have told him anything. She should have been smart, packed up and left. Her thinking that he would just believe her, and that he would just pack up his whole life because she said so was incredibly naive and stupid.

Nathan's dumb and boring and I wish the character had never been introduced, but imo the blame for everything that went down lies with Alex and her bad/decisions.

I still love Alex, but she definitely made her own bed with the whole Nathan situation and then handling Jaden badly. For someone who has lied so well on the spot before, the writers really had Alex drop the ball in that scene with Jaden. She really should have played it off as a joke she told him to leave her alone because she knew he wouldn't believe her and it'd make him think she was a bitch (kind of like Nikita telling that bouncer that she was an assassin in the Kenzi episode). She could have also mentioned that Michael ordered her to get rid of him immediately, which is why Nathan seemed so mad, cause she had to break up with him abruptly, hence the 'bitch act'. That way if Jaden did call it in, Michael could back up her story.

Nikita should not have been so blase over her mole killing a Division agent in her own apartment.. especially when Alex was all crying and everything.

So true. That was really terrible writing. Alex does not cry over nothing. A division agent dead in her apartment is serious. I understood Nikita having to be brief in order to deal with her own situation, but once the situation with the guardian was over, getting back to/checking up on Alex should have been priority number 1.

The writers let our girls down this episode for sure.

Honestly, all I want (before this show gets canceled) is a Nikita/Amanda back story episode

God, I would LOVE that. I NEED that. But if the show gets cancelled I know we're not going to get that *sigh*

looks like the PTB have finally realized Amanda is *way* cooler/dangerous than Percy.

Thank god for this at least. The increased Amanda has made me very happy. We still needs lots and lots more Amanda though.

(over Alex's virtue)

Heh. And YES!