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Alex was topping and had Amanda pinned down, her thigh between Amanda’s legs, and (despite herself) Amanda was riding her while Alex was all, ‘You’re getting off on this, aren’t you? You like being treated like the bitch you are, don’t you?’

And I was all:


AND THEN I WOKE UP! *sob*

I was like, "WHA...NO!"


But my brain was like, "LOL, noes!"


And after tossing and turning for fifteen minutes, trying to get back to sleep so that the dream could continue, I was finally like:


And resigned myself to the fact that the dream wasn't coming back.

Why is it always the sexy dreams you wake up from?  Dreams about being chased by birds owned by clowns with bees in their mouths I sleep through to the bitter, terrifying end.  But super sexy dreams about hot chicks banging in limo's ... CLITOFERENCE! *le sigh*

Date: 2011-10-13 10:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] antesqueluz.livejournal.com
Heehee! Clitoference. :-D

Date: 2011-10-14 09:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fembuck.livejournal.com
I can't say I came up with it, but I sure do enjoy using the phrase! ;)
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Date: 2011-10-14 03:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] missm1897please.livejournal.com
Just Gaia works for me :)

Date: 2011-10-14 09:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fembuck.livejournal.com
Okay, you can have Gaia. I'll take Cara.

And Myka Chakayoh can get her Myka on.

Everyone wins!

Date: 2011-10-15 02:51 am (UTC)

Date: 2011-10-14 09:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fembuck.livejournal.com
Now that would be one sexy frickin' dream! A dream like that and a girl might never wake up, lol
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Date: 2011-10-15 02:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pyroskittle.livejournal.com
Pink, naturally. Fleshy, soft pink. If only there was a kind of plastic that would get goosepimples with stimulation... No wait, that's nipples.

Date: 2011-10-13 11:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pyroskittle.livejournal.com
BAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAAAHAHAHAHA- *serious* I approve of this story.

Date: 2011-10-14 09:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fembuck.livejournal.com
I'm glad it was pleasing!

I just wish it had lasted a bit longer so it could have been ever MORE pleasing *wink wink*

Date: 2011-10-14 12:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jesterradiobird.livejournal.com
I agree waking up from a good dream sucks!

Image

Did you know you can control (I've heard) a dream by thinking 'I wanna dream about [insert here]' when your in a state of being half asleep and awake. But it doesn't always work.

Date: 2011-10-14 03:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shalex2885.livejournal.com
Yes, you can control it. I used to be able to do that when I was younger. But now I can't. I don't know why. I try to think of one thing but it comes out other thing or I just can't remember what I dream about when I wake up.

Date: 2011-10-14 09:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fembuck.livejournal.com
I really does. This one hurt more than most though! It was like I was watching an episode and I was like, "Oooh, the show is so GOOD this week!" So I had to double disappoint of realizing that it was a dream and not an actual episode AND that I didn't even get to finish the dream!

I've tried that 'i wanna dream about...' thing before, but so far (sadly) it hasn't worked for me.

Date: 2011-10-14 02:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] missm1897please.livejournal.com
I know it right? I always wake up too soon from mine too! :(

Date: 2011-10-14 09:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fembuck.livejournal.com
It's always a jab in the solar plexus when it happens. I'm like, "NOOOOOOOOOOOO!" by the time I realize I've lost it, it's already too late :(

Date: 2011-10-15 02:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] missm1897please.livejournal.com
I know it right? Grr.. Thank the gos for fanfic *wink

Date: 2011-10-14 05:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] imrryr.livejournal.com
:( Your brain is so mean! If I were you I'd give it a piece of my mind!

Wait... Damn!

On a slightly more serious note, I think I read somewhere (how's that for an authoritative source?) that we normally have several dreams per night, but it's only the dreams that get interrupted at some point that we actually remember.

Date: 2011-10-14 09:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fembuck.livejournal.com
I know, right! Like, what did I ever do to my brain that it hates me so much?

I think I read somewhere (how's that for an authoritative source?) that we normally have several dreams per night, but it's only the dreams that get interrupted at some point that we actually remember.

Now I'm so confused! Do I hate my brain, or do I thank it for interrupting the dream so that at least I remember some of it? Brains are so complicated!

Date: 2011-10-14 06:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lightbluenym.livejournal.com
Dreams about being chased by birds owned by clowns with bees in their mouths I sleep through to the bitter, terrifying end.

Thanks, Janine...thanks. *won't be able to sleep tonight*

Date: 2011-10-14 06:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lightbluenym.livejournal.com
Also, I approve of the first GIF. :)

Date: 2011-10-14 09:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fembuck.livejournal.com
We couldn't be friends if you didn't.

Cara's face and facial expressions are flawless. Hell, Cara is flawless.

Date: 2011-10-14 09:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fembuck.livejournal.com
Welcome to my nightmare!

Literally.

MAWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Date: 2011-10-14 10:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lightbluenym.livejournal.com
If I wake up sobbing and clutching my Darth Vader teddy bear, it's up to you to write Annabeth/Clarisse fic to make it up to me... ;)

Date: 2011-10-14 06:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] plaguetalon.livejournal.com
Wake up Janine.
The Matrix has you.

Date: 2011-10-14 09:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fembuck.livejournal.com
But I don't want to wake up! The Matrix is giving me sexy ladies being sexy together!

Evil genius machine, oh how it knows how to entice me!

Date: 2011-10-14 07:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] spanishtvjunkie.livejournal.com
Ok, I'm not too familiar with these two but a) great dream anyway and b) thhose gifs, Joanne Kelly!!! *yum*

Date: 2011-10-14 09:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fembuck.livejournal.com
A) OMG! Watch Nikita. Alex and Amanda are both flawless, and Nikita is badass as hell. It's not perfect (*cough* Michael's existence *cough*), but it's a damn good show!

B)Joanne Kelly's facial expressions please me. Though Joanne Kelly's ... everything, pleases me so...

Date: 2011-10-14 11:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] spanishtvjunkie.livejournal.com
Oh no!!! Not another femslashy otp fandom ship that I cannot adequately keep up with!!! I was just contemplating posting on the horror I feel at not being able to keep up with all the epic fanfic flying around lj these days. Seriously! No SERIOUSLY! And more keeps coming and buries the epic fic I haven't gotten to yet. It's an avalanche, no a slow mudslide...no it's a tsunami of femslash! *much flailing* But you know I'll try Nikita, I like your taste in femslash!

Date: 2011-10-15 02:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pyroskittle.livejournal.com
There's a Native American god of love that's also the god of tornados. You're suffering a tornado of femslash, according to the magical native americans that cry when you litter.

Date: 2011-10-15 04:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] spanishtvjunkie.livejournal.com
lol Awesome deduction! I knew there was some explanation!

Date: 2011-10-15 07:21 pm (UTC)

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