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Alex was topping and had Amanda pinned down, her thigh between Amanda’s legs, and (despite herself) Amanda was riding her while Alex was all, ‘You’re getting off on this, aren’t you? You like being treated like the bitch you are, don’t you?’

And I was all like ... )
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Why is it always the sexy dreams you wake up from?  Dreams about being chased by birds owned by clowns with bees in their mouths I sleep through to the bitter, terrifying end.  But super sexy dreams about hot chicks banging in limo's ... CLITOFERENCE! *le sigh*

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OMG!  I just had the most awesome Leighton dream.  Okay, maybe not the most awesome since it was PG, but still it was a really awesome Leighton!Dream

[Wayne's World]Doo doo doo doo!  Doo doo doo doo!  Doo doo doo doo!

So, for some reason I was at the grocery store with friends, and we were sitting at the benches at the front bitching about a friend of ours that was taking a long time at the checkout.  And because it's a dream and dreams are weird, I look over and there are television screens set up to keep people who are waiting amused.  On the screen is Leighton, who's in a make-up ad or something, but she's dressed like Blair and has blonde-ish hair.  So I'm looking at the screen thinking about how much hotter she is as a brunette, and I yell at the television screen "Go back to brown, Leighton!".  Then I sat back congratulating myself on how funny I was.

Then one of my friends starts tapping me and motioning to the door, and I look over and Leighton is at the doorway sticking her head through grinning and says "I did!".  She was casual laidback Leighton, with her hair pulled back, the glasses, and like a black and white stripped shirt.  And I'm freaking out, "like OMG, OMG Leighton heard me!  What's she doing at a grocery store?  OMG, I love my life."

And then she wanders off or something and I'm sad.  But then because it's a dream she's back (and Ed Westwick is with her).  And for some reason the grocery store is now like a Sephora or something, and there's make-up all around, and Leighton is back now and dressed in black (well, black pants anyway.  I can't really remember the top.  I was sitting down and thus crotch level in the dream, so, because apparently I'm a pervert, all I can remember are her pants and her face)  with her hair out and in long luxurious Blair-esque waves (but she's still pretty casual).  And we're talking again about her hair, and for some reason I reach out and pretend to stroke her hair and say, "the brown is just so luxurious."  And she smiles the Leighton smile of turning people to goo, and I feel very pleased with myself. 

Then someone comes by reminding Leighton that she has to go or she's going to be late for something mysterious, and she's smiling as seems reluctant to go, but finally leaves.

Then, she's back again, and Ed is talking to us about something while Leighton is on the phone near him.  And then I hear her saying something about breakfast "with three friends she just met" or something, and she turns around and is all like "do you want to have breakfast with" and she says Blake, herself and for some reason Taylor Momsen.  And I'm freaking out and I'm like "hellz to the yeah" and she's smiling and laughing. 

And then Ed in his British accent says something about going to a club that night (and for some reason I was thinking about him naked during this).  And then Leighton in the background mutters something about girls only and tells him that he's not invited.  And Ed fakes being hurt, but we all know he'll go out to another club and pick-up so whatever, and we all laugh.  And then I started saying things with a British accent for some reason, and Leighton started speaking with a British accent as well, which Ed found amusing.

And then we were moving towards the doorway, and I was apparently going with them to where ever they were going.

[/Wayne's World]Doo doo doo doo!  Doo doo doo doo!  Doo doo doo doo!

By this point my friends had disappeared completely in the context of my dream and I didn't miss them because I'm a bitch it was freaking Leighton.  Smiling.

*dreamy sigh*

I love you Leighton.  Never change.

*decides to go back to sleep and find out if I discover what breakfast is like*

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