I KNEW IT!
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Kristanna Loken Comes Out!
I knew it! And that's hot. Seriously, not the greastest actress in the world, but I've harboured a crush on her since T3, and also thought that she was a closet lovah of the ladies! Sigh, now I'm gonna go see BloodRayne for sure. I was avoiding it like the plauge because, well. fucking Uwe Boll directed it, and that man's movies are like the cinematic equivalent of rectal surgery, honestly the man tears the wings off of flies and kicks puppies. "House of the Dead" was just awful, horribly painful to sit through, worse than "Glitter" and that Britney Spear's movie combined. It almost made my ovaries shrivel up to the size of raisin's because I didn't want to procreate in a world that would allow such a creation to exist. And now I will enable the fiendish Dr. Boll's reign of terror by seeing the probably equally atrocious "BloodRayne" cause Kristanna Loken is hot and kisses girls. I'll could probably even double the box office profits if I get two friends to go with me, lol. Sigh, I'm so easy.
But back to a brighter note ...
Go my gaydar, it's your birthday! Go my gaydar, it's your birthday!
I haven't been this impressed with myself since I pinged Patricia Velasquez after seeing "The Mummy Returns". Mmmm, Patrica Velasquez. Now if only Kristanna and Patricia Velasquez would star in some cheesy movie about Amazon's where they get to kick-ass, wear skimpy clothes and make out with each other under waterfalls everything would be right with my world.
Ah yes, finally seeing "Popular" Season 2 (Family Channel rocks! Also, mmmmBrooke/Sam), group trip for March Break booked, Spashley cuteness (brownies, yeah right Ashley, yeah right), BSG awesomeness (too bad that hotness that is Michelle Forbes as Caine is now gone forever. Seriously, Caine was hot), not to mention a fun field trip to "Aren't We Naughty" with my amgios, and my new nudie Dina Meyer header ... and all in all it has been a very good week for Janine ;)
And, now hopefully that I've caught up on all the sleep I missed over x-mas, and have readjusted to my work schedule, I'll be able to get back into posting mode! Woot!
exhausted]Kristanna Loken Comes Out!
I knew it! And that's hot. Seriously, not the greastest actress in the world, but I've harboured a crush on her since T3, and also thought that she was a closet lovah of the ladies! Sigh, now I'm gonna go see BloodRayne for sure. I was avoiding it like the plauge because, well. fucking Uwe Boll directed it, and that man's movies are like the cinematic equivalent of rectal surgery, honestly the man tears the wings off of flies and kicks puppies. "House of the Dead" was just awful, horribly painful to sit through, worse than "Glitter" and that Britney Spear's movie combined. It almost made my ovaries shrivel up to the size of raisin's because I didn't want to procreate in a world that would allow such a creation to exist. And now I will enable the fiendish Dr. Boll's reign of terror by seeing the probably equally atrocious "BloodRayne" cause Kristanna Loken is hot and kisses girls. I'll could probably even double the box office profits if I get two friends to go with me, lol. Sigh, I'm so easy.
But back to a brighter note ...
Go my gaydar, it's your birthday! Go my gaydar, it's your birthday!
I haven't been this impressed with myself since I pinged Patricia Velasquez after seeing "The Mummy Returns". Mmmm, Patrica Velasquez. Now if only Kristanna and Patricia Velasquez would star in some cheesy movie about Amazon's where they get to kick-ass, wear skimpy clothes and make out with each other under waterfalls everything would be right with my world.
Ah yes, finally seeing "Popular" Season 2 (Family Channel rocks! Also, mmmmBrooke/Sam), group trip for March Break booked, Spashley cuteness (brownies, yeah right Ashley, yeah right), BSG awesomeness (too bad that hotness that is Michelle Forbes as Caine is now gone forever. Seriously, Caine was hot), not to mention a fun field trip to "Aren't We Naughty" with my amgios, and my new nudie Dina Meyer header ... and all in all it has been a very good week for Janine ;)
And, now hopefully that I've caught up on all the sleep I missed over x-mas, and have readjusted to my work schedule, I'll be able to get back into posting mode! Woot!
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Date: 2006-01-19 08:51 pm (UTC)I wish we'd gotten to see more of the Man-azon - Kennedy High was a very progressive school really wasn't it. The football team were called 'The Amazons'. How fabulous that teenage boys were willing to be called after ancient greek warrior women.
I love me some Morena Baccarin, love. Seriously, huge Inara fan here, and I think she's just ungodly pretty, but girlfriend is too short to play Wonder Woman! - I adore Inara too but yeah, I suppose she is on the short side. Maybe the rest of the cast will be tiny so as to make her seem like she's a six foot Amazon princess. Either that or they could be done with it and cast Lucy Lawless. Easiest thing all round, really.
"The only thing exquisite in this school is my ass"
"Shut yer piehole ya little no-neck monster, ya damn bastard chald!"
"Mah butt's prettier than you."
and
" Is there any chance, that I, Mary Cherry could also become teen trash?"
All Classic Cherry moments. But we have to include:
"I slept with Josh. And Joe. At the same tahm."
"But two menfolk could not satisfy my carnal cravin's, that's why Lily slept with us too."