I KNEW IT!

[fembuck]

[mood| exhausted]

Kristanna Loken Comes Out!

I knew it! And that's hot. Seriously, not the greastest actress in the world, but I've harboured a crush on her since T3, and also thought that she was a closet lovah of the ladies! Sigh, now I'm gonna go see BloodRayne for sure. I was avoiding it like the plauge because, well. fucking Uwe Boll directed it, and that man's movies are like the cinematic equivalent of rectal surgery, honestly the man tears the wings off of flies and kicks puppies. "House of the Dead" was just awful, horribly painful to sit through, worse than "Glitter" and that Britney Spear's movie combined. It almost made my ovaries shrivel up to the size of raisin's because I didn't want to procreate in a world that would allow such a creation to exist. And now I will enable the fiendish Dr. Boll's reign of terror by seeing the probably equally atrocious "BloodRayne" cause Kristanna Loken is hot and kisses girls. I'll could probably even double the box office profits if I get two friends to go with me, lol. Sigh, I'm so easy.

But back to a brighter note ...

Go my gaydar, it's your birthday! Go my gaydar, it's your birthday!

I haven't been this impressed with myself since I pinged Patricia Velasquez after seeing "The Mummy Returns". Mmmm, Patrica Velasquez. Now if only Kristanna and Patricia Velasquez would star in some cheesy movie about Amazon's where they get to kick-ass, wear skimpy clothes and make out with each other under waterfalls everything would be right with my world.

Ah yes, finally seeing "Popular" Season 2 (Family Channel rocks! Also, mmmmBrooke/Sam), group trip for March Break booked, Spashley cuteness (brownies, yeah right Ashley, yeah right), BSG awesomeness (too bad that hotness that is Michelle Forbes as Caine is now gone forever. Seriously, Caine was hot), not to mention a fun field trip to "Aren't We Naughty" with my amgios, and my new nudie Dina Meyer header ... and all in all it has been a very good week for Janine ;)

And, now hopefully that I've caught up on all the sleep I missed over x-mas, and have readjusted to my work schedule, I'll be able to get back into posting mode! Woot!

Comments

[chibi--mistress.livejournal.com]

(brownies, yeah right Ashley, yeah right)

that was the cutest thing EVER. EV-ER.

God, SoN is such a guilty pleasure.

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

Tell me about it. I have the hugest crush on Ashley. I loved the way she kept standing up whenever Mrs. Carlin was around (and how Spencer gently pulled her back down). Mandy and Gabrielle have such awesome chemistry together.

Seriously, I know the show is ridiculous, and badly written, and half the characters suck (pretty much everyone but Ash, Spence, Clay and Sean), but I'm addicted to it.

[chibi--mistress.livejournal.com]

And um... neither of those Patrica Velasquez links worked. Which sucked, cause I wanted to know who she was. :/

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

Well, I must rectify that situation immediately! The Velasquez hotness demands to be shared :D

[chibi--mistress.livejournal.com]

Woooo... And she's gay, huh?

Wowie. *blinks and then looks again*

I'd say thats a win?

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

[Monica Gellar] I know! [/MG] She is the hotness is she not (with a sweet, sweet accent).

And she may not identify as totally gay, but she's at least been in a relationship with a woman (http://observer.guardian.co.uk/review/story/0,6903,750651,00.html) and is very cagey, and non-descript when talking about relationships in interviews, and in an interview talked about a gay nightclub in Toronto being one of her favourite spots here!

So yeah, score for the ladies :D

[broodingvampire.livejournal.com]

Re: Kristanna Loken. I bet she had a fling some fun times with Michelle Rodriguez on that set, heh heh.

And Popular : Spring Break? Funny stuff. Especially with Mary Cherry and that Cock a Doodle porn movie ^^. Too bad they never showed the uncut scene of Sam and Brooke's comfort sex bonding after getting burnt by the boys :P.

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

Re: Kristanna Loken. I bet she had a fling some fun times with Michelle Rodriguez on that set, heh heh.

So true, lol. When asked in an interview about it, she pleaded the fifth which means that they totally had mad hot gay sex with each other, but Michelle is still pretending to be straight so she can't give us the sexy details. Damn you Rodriquez! Okay, I take it back, I love you and your snare and your leather underwear.

And Popular : Spring Break? Funny stuff. Especially with Mary Cherry and that Cock a Doodle porn movie ^^.

lol. I haven't seen the spring break episode yet (I'm only 3 episodes into season 2), but I am now highly anticipating it. And I love Mary Cherry, pretty much everything that comes out of her mouth is gold ("Stop trying to kiss me, Lil' Lily!" and I love calling people "Joe" and "Stupid Bill").

Too bad they never showed the uncut scene of Sam and Brooke's comfort sex bonding after getting burnt by the boys :P.

Sam and Brooke were so gay! Brooke especially, which I love, lol. Seriously, every episode I was like "Just kiss already", they were like the poster couple for unresolved sexual tension. And what I'm digging about Season 2 so far is that they'd touching each other a lot, like just in passing and they are close talkers (at least with each other). BrookeandSam4evah!

[broodingvampire.livejournal.com]

Oops, you haven't seen the Spring Break yet? Sorry for the spoilers ^^.

Yeah, Mary Cherry is just... whoa. I read the actors that plays her & Nicole will be doing a movie together, the article is somewhere on afterellen I think. That would be a movie worth waiting for! And Caged was hilarious! Sam and Brooke were clearly frustrated that their friends were stuck in the Novak with them, which makes it hard for them to have their make up sex reconciliation ^^. SamandBrooke4EVA! Their UST is just ridiculous, hehe.

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

Oops, you haven't seen the Spring Break yet? Sorry for the spoilers ^^.


No worries, I'm spoiled for a lot of stuff that happens in Season 2. When I wasn't sure if I was gonna get to see it, I gorged myself on Popular info. But what I love about this show is that knowing never quite prepares you for seeing it!

I read the actors that plays her & Nicole will be doing a movie together, the article is somewhere on afterellen I think.

No way! That's awesome. Tammy and Leslie Grossman were comedy gold together. Seriously, they were like some sort of demented, pyschotic, hilarious dynamic duo. I will totally see that movie if it gets made.

And Caged was hilarious! Sam and Brooke were clearly frustrated that their friends were stuck in the Novak with them, which makes it hard for them to have their make up sex reconciliation ^^.

I LOVED "Caged". Such an awesome episode. And yes, Sam and Brooke were particularly gay that episode. You know Sam just bated Brooke with that comment so that they could touch, and that when they were rolling around on the floor during their catfight, it's exactly what they do at home only with more hair pulling and less tonsil hockey, lol. Seriously, when Brooke stared soulfully into Sam's eyes and was all breathy saying "Thanks for not crossing the line" I was like "KISS!" Seriously, that was like Spashley level sexual tension (oh South of Nowhere).

Also, I thought Leslie Bibb was mad hot in the Novak scenes, especially when she just picked up Lil' Lily and hauled her back. I was like "Mmmm, Brooke is dreamy when she's all physical."

SamandBrooke4EVA! Their UST is just ridiculous, hehe.

Wordy, Mcword.

[the-girl-20.livejournal.com]

I love calling people "Joe" and "Stupid Bill".

Stupid Bill!!!! Tee hee. Oh I so need to go and watch 'All about Adam' now, which is totally my second favourite episode after the unparalleled brilliance of 'Caged!'

It is to my everlasting disgust that on the DVDs, when MC is working out that Adam's name is really Billy Bob Smite, the Wonder Woman track is no longer used. That is just plain wrong. And I would love to see Mary Cherry as Wonder-Woman, that would rock my world. Although I hear Morena Baccarin is pegged to play her, which might also be OK.

And what I'm digging about Season 2 so far is that they'd touching each other a lot - Season 2 started off mega-touchy-feely. Like when Jane's dragging Sam out of the Palace after discovering that Mike had got all smoochy faced with Kelly again and Sam and Brooke just reach out and touch each other. Like that's normal behaviour for two teenage girls who are 'sworn enemies'. I think they totally started having sex over that summer.

Best Mary Cherry quote of all time:

"Brooke, it pains mah heart to disagree with ya darlin', but, as a Christian, Ah'm just not comfortable with a man's hairy hands touchin' mah spongey places, propellin' mah buttocks heavenwards."

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

Stupid Bill!!!! Tee hee. Oh I so need to go and watch 'All about Adam' now, which is totally my second favourite episode after the unparalleled brilliance of 'Caged!'

I LOVED "All about Adam". Adam Rothchild-Ryan (or should I say, "Alice" - god I love the Cherry's) was such a perfect and campy edition to the cast. Plus, Wentworth Miller is my imaginary baby's daddy. I wish we'd gotten to see more of the Man-azon (good one Sam, really clever that). Plus, Clea Duvall's cameo was pretty funny.

the Wonder Woman track is no longer used. That is just plain wrong.

I've only seen it on DVD so I never knew the wonder that was the Wonder Woman theme playing during that scene. But I can imagine and it is perfection. *Depressed Sigh*

And I would love to see Mary Cherry as Wonder-Woman, that would rock my world. Although I hear Morena Baccarin is pegged to play her, which might also be OK.

Mary Cherry as Wonder Woman would be mind boggling. Mind. Boggling.

I love me some Morena Baccarin, love. Seriously, huge Inara fan here, and I think she's just ungodly pretty, but girlfriend is too short to play Wonder Woman! Still, if she is playing Diana Prince, I'm sure that once the studio shots start to come out I'll change my tune pretty quickly, lol. AH, SHALLOW VIEWING!

...Sam and Brooke just reach out and touch each other. Like that's normal behaviour for two teenage girls who are 'sworn enemies'. I think they totally started having sex over that summer.

LOL. That's such a perfect description of it. They were so giving each other "Don't let go" "I'll never let go!" eyes. And I'm totally on board with the 'they started doing it during the summer' thing, cause that's the first thing I thought when I saw the first ep. of Season 2. The change in their relationship was just so drastic from the end of S2, like even the way Sam was lounging all sexy and they talking really close in Chem's class. I was like 'they are so doing it'.

Best Mary Cherry quote of all time:
"Brooke, it pains mah heart to disagree with ya darlin', but, as a Christian, Ah'm just not comfortable with a man's hairy hands touchin' mah spongey places, propellin' mah buttocks heavenwards."

Yeah, that there is good stuff. Might I also throw honorable mentions out to:

"The only thing exquisite in this school is my ass"
"Shut yer piehole ya little no-neck monster, ya damn bastard chald!"
"Mah butt's prettier than you."
and
" Is there any chance, that I, Mary Cherry could also become teen trash?"

Gawd, I love Mary Cherry.

[the-girl-20.livejournal.com]

Plus, Wentworth Miller is my imaginary baby's daddy. - Mine too! He is devilishly attractive in his Glamazon warm up suit. And it's a brave man who bumps gums with Mary Cherry.

I wish we'd gotten to see more of the Man-azon - Kennedy High was a very progressive school really wasn't it. The football team were called 'The Amazons'. How fabulous that teenage boys were willing to be called after ancient greek warrior women.

I love me some Morena Baccarin, love. Seriously, huge Inara fan here, and I think she's just ungodly pretty, but girlfriend is too short to play Wonder Woman! - I adore Inara too but yeah, I suppose she is on the short side. Maybe the rest of the cast will be tiny so as to make her seem like she's a six foot Amazon princess. Either that or they could be done with it and cast Lucy Lawless. Easiest thing all round, really.

"The only thing exquisite in this school is my ass"
"Shut yer piehole ya little no-neck monster, ya damn bastard chald!"
"Mah butt's prettier than you."
and
" Is there any chance, that I, Mary Cherry could also become teen trash?"

All Classic Cherry moments. But we have to include:

"I slept with Josh. And Joe. At the same tahm."
"But two menfolk could not satisfy my carnal cravin's, that's why Lily slept with us too."

[trufflehog.livejournal.com]

No WAY :D
That is very cool.

And wait a minute...Patricia Velasquez? When did that happen? She was looovely in the Mummy films. Those two movies are two very guilty pleasures of mine. More for Weisz than anything, but damn, this just made them even better. Thanks for all this news!

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

No WAY :D
That is very cool.

Very. She is so exceptionally hot, and tall (which is dreamy!).

And wait a minute...Patricia Velasquez? When did that happen? She was looovely in the Mummy films.

Patricia was ungodly hot in the Mummy Returns. That was the first time I had ever seen her and was like "son of a daaayum!", lol. Apparently her first sapphic experience was as a young model. She dated Sandra Bernhard for like five-years back in the day (aka the 90s).

And I love the Weisz too, I came to the Mummy movies for the Weisz and loved them forever when the Velasquez joined in. Plus Neferteri and Anuck Su Namun were so totally doing it! (Fic pimp! (http://www.ralst.com/PrincessTale.HTM) Fic Pimp! (http://www.ralst.com/FearWind.HTM))

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

WTF? Are you serious?! OMG -- like, no way! I didn't know Patricia was gay! That's -- I'm not even coherent, that's so hawt. Guh.

It is hot, just like Patricia, very, very hot. Seriously, she needs to be in more stuff, I really don't wanna watch "Mindhunters" again, but know I'm on a Patricia kick, and she looks sooooo good in that movie.

And I soooo agree with your sentiments on Kristanna -- I KNEW IT!

Yeah, everyone was like "it's her sister that's gay", and I was like "well, their parents better get a PFLAG membership cause both of their girls are as gay as the day is long!" Seriously, from the first T3 ads I was like [Margaret Cho impersonating her Mom voice]Such a dyke![/MCIHM].

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

Heh. My gaydar and your gaydar totally share birthdays on the Kristanna thing. *high fives* *cough* ;)

Woo, Kristanna Loken gaydar tester extraordinar since 2003. [Misty-eyed whisper]Never stop pinging, Kristanna, never stop pinging.[/MeW]

Had no idea about Patricia, however. Awesomeness. XD

Yeah, she is dead sexy. Oh, Marta 2.0 *seriously consider breaking out Mummy Returns tape*

*misses Popular*

Watching the reruns/DVDs of it is only renewing my bitter feeling of impotent rage over it's cancellation. Seriously, this show was genius, it makes me laugh like a crazy person. Sigh, it is so true that nothing gold can stay. [Teary eyed]Stay gold, Pony Boy. Stay gold[/TE]

[(Anonymous)]

dude, i love the lj...and am totally digging all of the janine-ness of it...speaking of gaydar...michell rodriguez has mine on ping overload...but still not enough to go see bloodreign...guen what were you thinking??...catcha later j!!

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