...Best Damn Tapper! *Most Smartest*

For anyone out there who absolutely can't stand Edward Cullen, you have to read this! I've been laughing out loud for like the last half hour. This is just so, so, Edward. Only instead of pissing me off it makes me LOL til it hurts.

Edward Cullen is a 40 year old mother on a bad day

OMG, so good.