...Best Damn Tapper! *Most Smartest*

I mean, look at that f-list.  Just sit with it for a moment and let it really marinate.



Now that you've had a chance to properly digested the picture, feel free to make funny comments.

My offering:
My Pony - Ginuwine

//I'm just a bachelorette/ I'm looking for a partner/Someone who knows how to ride/ Without even falling off/ Gotta be compatible takes me to my limits/Girl when I break you off/ I promise that you wont want to get off/ If you're horny lets do it/ Ride it my pony My saddles waiting/Come and jump on it!//

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( Honestly, I'm worried for (what's left of) Jennifer's virtue! )

Let's hope this is what Jennifer means when she says:

She goes both ways.

So, I just got back from Stardust and I must say that I throughly enjoyed it. I've read the novel and thought it was wonderful, but I wasn't sure how it would translate to screen, but they did a wonderful job with it. The script was smart, and extremely funny, there were some very nice action sequences, and the film looked amazing.

Michelle Pfieffer was radiant. Brandon kind of ruined the, 'newly young Lamia poses naked in front of the mirror and checks herself out' scene by whispering "I've never seen anyone so happy to be middle aged", but Michelle continued to rock throughout the whole movie so I didn't care. And seeing Lamia just made me bemoan that Michelle is American, because omg-she-would-be-so-perfect-for-Narcissa-Malfoy!

Charlie Cox was wonderful as Tristan. I swear to jeebus that there is not a more huggable actor on the planet. Seriously, every time he smiled I cooed like I was surrounded by puppies and bunnies and babies.

Claire Danes, who I'm usually indifferent to (unless she fighting so called snakes on so called planes) was radiant and sassy as Yvaine. And I have to had it to Claire, she managed to have subtext with almost every female character Yvaine exchanged words with. Good job, Danes!

Sienna Miller who well cast as the vain and self-centered Victoria, and Henry Cavill was perfect as the handsome, douche-y bully, Humphrey.

And finally, Robert DeNiro kind of stole the show as Captain Shakespeare. Yes, it was a little over the top, but I found that storyline really sweet, and touching (ARRR) and ultimately I think Captain Shakespeare was presented in a very positive way.

Also, there was a nice cameo by Ricky Gervais, and he even got to deliver the line "Are you having a laugh?" which sent me off into gales of laughter, much to the annoyance of those around me I'm sure since this audience didn't seem like they'd be into Extras.

( And now for the gay ... beware of spoilers )