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FUCK YEAH!  Spartacus is back!

I am hardcore loving the prequel.  Batiatus being Batiatus, Gannicus being a rockstar, more Onenmaus, Merlotta, trainee Crixus, innocent!Lucretia, opium loving Gaia ... it's all so good!

I was all worried that I wouldn't enjoy it as much without my boo Ilithyia, but then Gaia showed up and all worries were forgotten.  Jaime Murray is the shit.  Seriously, the way that woman flirts is out of control.  I'm pretty sure she could seduce a desk chair.  And I just really, really, really love her for looking at every female in sight like she wants to lick every inch of their body.  I was afraid that they'd have Gaia stop being lesbotastic once she got a look at the gladiator's tight buns, but thank the lord she remains as lesbotastic as ever. 

Seriously, who wants to place bets on how long it takes Gaia to deflower that serving girl? Because this is Spartacus, my guess is next week.


I cannot wait for next week (and I'm already in mourning for the end of the prequel.  Six episodes is not enough to sustain me! *single tear*)

Title:  A Friend in Need
Author:  Janine
Fandom:  Spartacus:  Blood and Sand
Pairing:  Ilithyia/Lucretia
Rating:  NC-17
Disclaimer:  I don’t own them.
Summary:  Ilithyia is a good friend and as such decides that it is her duty to help Lucretia prepare for the fertility ritual.

( Lucretia wasn't quite sure how it began ... )