Loken Pic Spam ... more Paige!
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fembuckSo Kristanna made her first (brief) appearance on TLW on Sunday. Our tall glass of lemonade appeared just long enough to tease us with cool, refreshing, Norwedgian-American hotness, and then with an arm touch of promise went of to mingle with the soccer moms so that Shane could look at a drawing and get misty-eyed.
Oh, Ilene, you truly are a clever wench! Fine, you win ... I'll be back for more. And based on these stills I think that 'more' might go something like this ...
Upon hearing the doorbell ring, Paige looks hopeful and anxious. This will be the longest she and Shane have spent around each other. Paige wrings her hands as she worries if the house is presentable enough, if they'll have enough small talk to make? Then she realizes that her shirt is kind of see through, allowing her amazing boobage to be sensually hinted at, and Paige knows that everything will be just fine!
Jared pretends not to notice that his hot moms shirt is see through.
Shane and Shay grin widely upon seeing that Paige's shirt is kind of see through. Shane realizes that playdates are awesome. Shay realizes that play dates are awesome. Paige realizes that see through shirts are awesome.
Shane happily watches the boys disappear into the nethers of the house. Paige wonders whether she should feign politeness and offer Shane a tour of the house. She didn't really wear a see through top to play tour guide, but the boys probably haven't gotten Castlevania up and running yet, so maybe she should stall for a while before dropping all pretense of modesty.
"Ooooh, great!" Paige says trying to feign happiness as the boys come back into the room and invite the ladies to play Castlevania with them. Paige is relieved that she didn't drop all pretense of modesty.
Shane is crestfallen. She noticed Paige's speculative look, and because she's made getting girls into bed without uttering a complete sentence an artform, Shane was sure that she would have soon gotten Paige to drop all pretense of modesty and the see through top draped over Paige would have soon been draped over the arm of the chair.
As far as Shane is concerned playdates kind of suck.
So, I love the see through tops ... but, I'm ready for some of that sex that Rachel Shelley promised the season was full of.
Oh, Ilene, you truly are a clever wench! Fine, you win ... I'll be back for more. And based on these stills I think that 'more' might go something like this ...
Upon hearing the doorbell ring, Paige looks hopeful and anxious. This will be the longest she and Shane have spent around each other. Paige wrings her hands as she worries if the house is presentable enough, if they'll have enough small talk to make? Then she realizes that her shirt is kind of see through, allowing her amazing boobage to be sensually hinted at, and Paige knows that everything will be just fine!
Jared pretends not to notice that his hot moms shirt is see through.
Shane and Shay grin widely upon seeing that Paige's shirt is kind of see through. Shane realizes that playdates are awesome. Shay realizes that play dates are awesome. Paige realizes that see through shirts are awesome.
Shane happily watches the boys disappear into the nethers of the house. Paige wonders whether she should feign politeness and offer Shane a tour of the house. She didn't really wear a see through top to play tour guide, but the boys probably haven't gotten Castlevania up and running yet, so maybe she should stall for a while before dropping all pretense of modesty.
"Ooooh, great!" Paige says trying to feign happiness as the boys come back into the room and invite the ladies to play Castlevania with them. Paige is relieved that she didn't drop all pretense of modesty.
Shane is crestfallen. She noticed Paige's speculative look, and because she's made getting girls into bed without uttering a complete sentence an artform, Shane was sure that she would have soon gotten Paige to drop all pretense of modesty and the see through top draped over Paige would have soon been draped over the arm of the chair.
As far as Shane is concerned playdates kind of suck.
So, I love the see through tops ... but, I'm ready for some of that sex that Rachel Shelley promised the season was full of.
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Wasting the Loken
Date: 2007-02-01 04:02 am (UTC)But that's not gonna happen. And at the end of every episode, I'm going to feel like they wasted the Loken. If Painkiller Jane wasn't coming up I don't know how I'd cope with it.
Re: Wasting the Loken
Date: 2007-02-03 02:02 am (UTC)Which is a shame since it never made it very far up the hill to begin with ;)
But as soon as Loken hopped on board, it was instantly better. But she's a limited time offer. You'd think they would take better advantage of 6 feet of pure sexy talent and have her in as many scenes as possible.
Truer words were never spoken. The Lokinator is the only reason I've been watching this show this year. Granted its not as painfully awful as it was last year, but it's not something I would willing continue to subject myself to if it wasn't for the promise of 5 feet, 11 inches or Norwegian-American gorgeousness.
Even wandering in the background for no apparent reason would suffice. And at minimum have at least 1 Loken sex scene in every episode... just because.
Oh my god, how much more tolerable would Max and Cybil scenes be if you could just concentrate on Loken in the background crossing her legs and drinking a coffee at an umbrella table in the background, or like sending a text message and brushing some hair behind her ear whenever an awkward Tina and the rest of humanity momement occurs. Brilliant!
And the sex scenes are mandatory. Kris being on top can be optional, but it must happen at least once. Also, there must be no non-nudity contract. I'm not saying I've got to see the girls every episode, but at least once is a must.
I'm going to feel like they wasted the Loken
I'm already feeling like this and somehow I don't think that feeling is going to go away. She's all I care about, and she'll probably on be on screen for like 3 minutes an episode. *le sigh*
Truly, Painkiller Jane is where the real treat will be.
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Date: 2007-02-01 02:11 pm (UTC)That picture where she greets Shane and Shay at the door? Okay, she's tall for real.
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Date: 2007-02-03 02:07 am (UTC)Oh, I know! My eyes, the ruffles are burning my eyes. Maybe it was the costume designer that was a catty bitch, and Kris didn't want to be dressed like a doily for another season. I mean, I know Paige is a young, single mother, but she's also one that looks like Kristanna Loken so lets be a little more careful with our wardrobe consideration, K?
It's a good thing that Kris looks good in just about anything.
Yeah, that level of hot can make a lot of things work. Like the pastel tie-dye from last episode wasn't nearly as bad as it could have been because I was too overwhelmed by her hotness to dwell on it. Unfortunely the same cannot be said for Shane's hair.
Okay, she's tall for real.
Oh, yeah I know. She looks like a giant in that picture. I think it's the combination of her bending over a little bit, and the porch being lowered thus making Shane and Shay look like hobbits that does it. Doesn't matter to me, as Lokinator once said once your horizontal it all evens out, plus I'm the same height as her so when we make out in my dreams it doesn't look funny, lol