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TLW - 4x05 Lez Girls Preview

Yay! I wasn't sure whether the Lokinator was going to be in episode 5 or not, but there she is in the preview being all self-depreciating and bashful. Damn skippy if Shane had any sense (which I'm not sure she does) she'd be hitting on you!

( TLW 4x05 Preview )

Loken
Whaaaaaaaat? No gay bar??? Seriously, there have got to be some gay bars in Vancouver, and I'm pretty sure the entertainment industry workers would know where they are. If not, if I was living in Vancouver while the Lokinator was there I would have frakking built a gay bar myself so that she would have someplace to hang.

( Lokinator - Out Traveler Article and Image )

Ugly Betty
Go X-men movieverse cast go, bringing transgendered peeps to our televisions like wow! Hee, if Rebecca Romijn's turn on Ugly Betty as a dude-turned-lady is anywhere near as entertaining as Famke Janssen role on Nip-Tuck as a dude-turned-lady I'll be very happy. I kind of got out of watching UB for a while there, but the these last two episodes have drawn me back in. Also, RS still knows how to pwn a catwalk. Work it girl, *snap* work it!

Brilliant lines from 1x14 - "I'm Coming Out"

"She's a model. Shiny thing confuse her!"
"Oprah told me I need to take control of my life. And then Dr. Phil told me that I need to take on a challenge. And then Rachael Ray made a pie."
"You'll be my seeing-eye-gay"
"Heidi Klum and Seal (gasp) and baby Seal"
"I'll get you, Fabia--and your little dog too!"
"Crazy in roadkill, two o'clock!"
"Mantasy Island"
Amanda: Mischa Barton just knocked over Kate Bosworth! Marc: Oh, like that's so hard!

Hilda: My frickin' sister just fired me!
Daniel: Mine came back from the dead. And he's hot.

Justin: "I know, I know, 20 feet away from Naomi Campbell at all times."
Betty:"For your own good."

Christina to Model, about a Cheerio: "Don't just chew it-eat it!"

The Wonderful (and boring) World of Me
In other news, after parent's night yesterday I'm hella tired today. I was in the party room so parent's night wasn't too bad, during the lull's we watched "Sarah Silverman: Jesus is Magic" and part of the first episode of the "Strangers with Candy" television show. Plus, I didn't get too many crazy parents though it's always uncomfortable sitting there watching a parent lay into their kid right in front of you. Even if the kid is kind of a lazy bastard you still kind of want to stick up for them. I'm glad I was never dragged to those things as a kid. An absolutely hilarious dinner at Swiss Chalet and a shot of Brandy made the night bearable however, lol. But, tired as hell today.

Good thing for me it's Friday!

Oh, Maeve how I love thee.

Seriously, Maeve Quinlan (aka Spencer's evil mom, Paula, on South of Nowhere) just keeps getting cooler and cooler. Not only is she a staunch supporter of gay rights (so, basically the anti-Paula), she also has a girl!crush on Gabrielle Christian (Spencer, on SoN ... the irony of that makes the girl!crush all the more delicious) ... and now ...

Now the Maeve has been sharing giggly, hand-holding, close-talking time with another statuesque, blonde beauty ... Kristanna Loken!

( The gay lies behind the cut )

( Kristanna Loken bonus images )