Foxy Lesbian Vampires

[fembuck]

Yay! Finally someone associated with Rise released that a clip of Carla Gugino and Lucy Liu rolling around naked, kissing and covered in blood is good publicity for your movie that will cause people to see your movie if for no other reason than Lucy Liu and Carla Gugino are rolling around naked, kissing and covered in blood.

So without further ado ...Lucy Liu and Carla Gugino in Rise making out, nude, covered in blood.

Awesome.

I <3 foxy lesbian vampires!

Comments

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

Dial-up totally needs a punch in the face. Or for Rose McGowan to killinate it with her machine-gun leg. Or to be smothered in honey and have a bottle of fire ants thrown at it. Something like that anyway.

*boo's dial-up until it cries*

I'll buy this off of you. I found a penny on the sidewalk with your name on it. It's all yours if you want it.

*narrows eyes*

Is it shiny?

Either there has to be two of these statues or we have to have the same lawn because I refuse to be a jealous drive-byer. It's either that or I steal it from you. And yes, them's fightin' words.

We should have two statues commissioned, friends shouldn't fight over nude statues of Lucy Liu and Carla Gugino having hot, bloody vampire sex. It would cheapen the hot bloody vampire sex.

Plus, I totally wouldn't have mocked you (much), I would have invited you onto to the porch to help me mock others ... and I would have offered you a refreshing glass of grape punch because I was raised right!

[zee014.livejournal.com]

Is it shiny?

LOL! You have no idea how much I love you for typing that. Seriously. And I'll tell you why.

Two years ago for my birthday, my friend gave me a box wrapped in tin foil that was filled with bubble wrap because I love things that are shiny and I love bubble wrap. I'm very easily entertained, what can I say?

And of course the penny is shiny. Do I seem like a dull ugly penny picker-upper to you?

The correct answer to that question is "fuck no!!!" And the 3 exclamation points are vital.

Plus, I totally wouldn't have mocked you (much), I would have invited you onto to the porch to help me mock others ... and I would have offered you a refreshing glass of grape punch because I was raised right!

*fans self* Well I do declare, that type of hospitality gives me the vapors!
Well, enough of that... I'm so good at porch mocking it's ridiculous. Those statue-less bastards don't stand a chance.