Foxy Lesbian Vampires

[fembuck]

Yay! Finally someone associated with Rise released that a clip of Carla Gugino and Lucy Liu rolling around naked, kissing and covered in blood is good publicity for your movie that will cause people to see your movie if for no other reason than Lucy Liu and Carla Gugino are rolling around naked, kissing and covered in blood.

So without further ado ...Lucy Liu and Carla Gugino in Rise making out, nude, covered in blood.

Awesome.

I <3 foxy lesbian vampires!

Comments

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

I will be seeing that movie, regardless of how crappy the plot may turn out to be.:)

This is exactly how I feel about it. In fact I'll probably see it opening weekend, cause I need to that on the big screen as soon as humanly possible! And then buy the DVD, lol

[ralst.livejournal.com]

There's something about vampires that normally elevates even the most pathetic of films to watchable status, but a vampire film with Carla Gugino and Lucy Liu getting naked? That's got to be worth a re-watch or seven, even if one or both of them do end up dead-dead (as usual).

I hope it's out soon.

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

There's something about vampires that normally elevates even the most pathetic of films to watchable status

I couldn't agree more. Vampire movies are like crack to me. There are very few that I don't find somewhat enjoyable simply because they are about vampires.

but a vampire film with Carla Gugino and Lucy Liu getting naked? That's got to be worth a re-watch or seven, even if one or both of them do end up dead-dead (as usual).

lol. I'm thinking Lucy might survive cause she's the main character and heroine of the film, but yeah Carla will probably get staked cause she's playing the seductive lesbian femme fatale that corrupts the heroine.

Which just means I'll have to write some fantasy AU ending where they both live and end up having hot vampire sex together FOREVER. Which is really how it should be.

[murasaki1200.livejournal.com]

Love that tongue action from Carla *dreamy sigh*
I don't quite get why there's so much blood all over them, aren't vampires supposed to want to drink blood? Such a waste, but whatever.
A vamp movie with goga involving these two is clearly a must see.
Thanks for finding this for us. I was very sad I'd missed it the first time around ;).

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

Love that tongue action from Carla *dreamy sigh*

I know. *hearts Carla* She looked absolutely delerious in that scene. Hot. Plus her sexy voice comforting Lucy after their mad hot sexin' ... hot.

I don't quite get why there's so much blood all over them, aren't vampires supposed to want to drink blood? Such a waste, but whatever.

LOL! I think it's supposed to convey how depraved it is or something, but the jokes on YOU producers, cause it actually looks really HOT!

A vamp movie with goga involving these two is clearly a must see.
Thanks for finding this for us. I was very sad I'd missed it the first time around ;)

So true. There's like not even a question of 'if' I'll see this movie, it's now 'will I be there are the first showing of it', lol.

And no problem, glad that it turned up again so that everyone could bask in its glory ;)

[zee014.livejournal.com]

You should get a medal or your own day on the calendar for posting this. I'll let you name the day because all the names I thought up are really long and have "naked lesbian vampires" in it somewhere. Sometimes even more than once.

I can't actually watch the clip right now because I have dial up and it's making my life shit. But tomorrow. I'm stealing me some wireless and then I'll be able to watch it and it will be glorious. At least it better be.

I guess I'm just commenting now because I know I'll love it and tomorrow I'll be telling everyone about it and how there should be a statue of Fembuck somewhere so I could go worship it for bringing me actual footage of Lucy Liu making out with a foxy vampire lady covered in blood... Or they could just make a statue of Lucy Liu making out with a foxy vampire lady covered in blood. Either one is acceptable.

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

I can't actually watch the clip right now because I have dial up

*curses dial-up to the heavens! WHYYYYYYY?*

Have you seen it yet? Huh? Have you? Have you seen it, yet? Huh? Do you need some smelling salts? A cold compress? A smoke?

there should be a statue of Fembuck somewhere

Oh there is. Well, it's really more a Barbie doll with a picture of my face taped to it sitting on my dresser in a compromising position with a Skipper doll, but I'm pretty sure that's practically the same thing.

Or they could just make a statue of Lucy Liu making out with a foxy vampire lady covered in blood.

I would totally have this on my lawn. And as people walked/drove by and stared at it I would look back at them smugly and asked "Jealous?" Cause they totally would be.

[zee014.livejournal.com]

Have you seen it yet? Huh? Have you? Have you seen it, yet? Huh? Do you need some smelling salts? A cold compress? A smoke?

I'm too upset to even answer one of these questions. Because no... I haven't seen it yet. Oh... wait... I just answered one. Actually I just answered the first 5 questions. Ah... I hate what my life has become! A Whistler/Lucy Liu/naked vampires covered in blood/videoless sham! *sobs uncontrollably*

Well, it's really more a Barbie doll with a picture of my face taped to it sitting on my dresser in a compromising position with a Skipper doll, but I'm pretty sure that's practically the same thing

I'll buy this off of you. I found a penny on the sidewalk with your name on it. It's all yours if you want it.

I would totally have this on my lawn. And as people walked/drove by and stared at it I would look back at them smugly and asked "Jealous?" Cause they totally would be.

Either there has to be two of these statues or we have to have the same lawn because I refuse to be a jealous drive-byer. It's either that or I steal it from you. And yes, them's fightin' words.

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

Dial-up totally needs a punch in the face. Or for Rose McGowan to killinate it with her machine-gun leg. Or to be smothered in honey and have a bottle of fire ants thrown at it. Something like that anyway.

*boo's dial-up until it cries*

I'll buy this off of you. I found a penny on the sidewalk with your name on it. It's all yours if you want it.

*narrows eyes*

Is it shiny?

Either there has to be two of these statues or we have to have the same lawn because I refuse to be a jealous drive-byer. It's either that or I steal it from you. And yes, them's fightin' words.

We should have two statues commissioned, friends shouldn't fight over nude statues of Lucy Liu and Carla Gugino having hot, bloody vampire sex. It would cheapen the hot bloody vampire sex.

Plus, I totally wouldn't have mocked you (much), I would have invited you onto to the porch to help me mock others ... and I would have offered you a refreshing glass of grape punch because I was raised right!

[zee014.livejournal.com]

Is it shiny?

LOL! You have no idea how much I love you for typing that. Seriously. And I'll tell you why.

Two years ago for my birthday, my friend gave me a box wrapped in tin foil that was filled with bubble wrap because I love things that are shiny and I love bubble wrap. I'm very easily entertained, what can I say?

And of course the penny is shiny. Do I seem like a dull ugly penny picker-upper to you?

The correct answer to that question is "fuck no!!!" And the 3 exclamation points are vital.

Plus, I totally wouldn't have mocked you (much), I would have invited you onto to the porch to help me mock others ... and I would have offered you a refreshing glass of grape punch because I was raised right!

*fans self* Well I do declare, that type of hospitality gives me the vapors!
Well, enough of that... I'm so good at porch mocking it's ridiculous. Those statue-less bastards don't stand a chance.

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

Ooh, I had mentioned a Blade Abby Whistler centered music I had made a couple weeks ago and I forgot to give you the link for it, so here it is ... Blade Trinity - Tainted Love (http://youtube.com/watch?v=DPjQjjKg848).

[zee014.livejournal.com]

I both want to hug you and punch you in the face right now.

I only want to punch you because you gave me a link to something that I can't watch with this dial-up shit I'm using. And I know this isn't your fault but when I get frustrated I tell people that I'm going to punch them or that I hate them. It's just what I do.

But thanks so much for the Biel-packed hotness I know will be present in this vid! You're like my year round Santa Claus.

[zee014.livejournal.com]

That vid was pretty good stuff.

As far as the foxy vampire vid is concerned... I teared up a little bit it was so beautiful.

Man I need a drink. Or for that whole movie to be out right now. *sighs* A drink it is.

[(Anonymous)]

mmmm...a tittie touchin' blood orgy...in the immortal words of glenn quagmire..."oooh riiight....giggidy-giggidy!!!"...

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

lol. Mmm, titty touching lesbian blood orgy. Totally doesn't get any better than that. Borat sees Quagmire's "oooh riight ... giggidy-giggidy' and adds a slow appreciative, "I liiiike".

[(Anonymous)]

I am just bowing down and sending lots of worship your way. Thanks, dudette. You deserve some medal of merit for posting this.

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

Hey, spreading 'titty touching lesbian blood orgies' to the world is just what I do.

Some people say that its special, others say that it's a work of charity on par with the contributions made to humanity by the likes of Ghandi and Nelson Mandella, and Angelina Jolie.

I say I'm just a girl trying to do what I can, for who she can.

But if I must get a medal, I like silver and I think a ribbon tied to it would be really pretty as well ;)