The Return of Vampire!Pam Post ... uh, I mean True Blood 2x02 "Keep This Party Going" Post!

Yes, ladies and gentleman, I am happy to report that Vampire!Pam is back, and hotter than ever! 

( So let's just take a moment to appreciate this fine bitch! )

Seriously you guise, I totally want a full velor track suit now.  If it's good enough for Pam it's good enough for me.  *dreamy sigh*  I totally want a Pam in my life to smile at all of my jokes and laugh daintily at my witty remarks.  Pam's approval of Go-Go dancers, totally makes me want to go, "Turn me, and I'll be your vampire" to Pam.  Cause it's true.

( More thoughts on the episode behind the cut ... )

Good times, good times!

I love this fucking family!

And yes this is a cropped version of the pic, cause I don't give a shit about Snape (yeah, I said it) or Greyback (I don't even know if that's his fucking name.  That's how much I don't care about him).  If you want to real poster it's here though.

I AM disppoint by the lack of A Pimp Named Lucius Malfoy (you gotta say it all at once, like A Tribe Called Quest).  I am also disappoint by the lack of that red-eye snake-nosed bastard Voldemort, and extremely disappoint by the lack of my favorite bitch Narcissa (yes, I am over the horrible casting.  Helena McCrory is actually a pretty charismatic actress and kind of hot when she's in motion, and I love Narcissa so much that I don't even care!)

In other bits of randomness ...

This is the first time in a very long time that I've actually found Anne Hathaway hot.  I now wish this was a movie instead of Shakespeare in the Park.

AnnaLynn McCord is hot but too close with her sisters (seriously, check out that second pic ya'll.  That's like ... Black Sisters close.  Toujours Pur, ladies.  Toujours Pur)

Emma Watson still looks 12 to me.  She models clothes well, but she still looks 12.  And no, you don't need to point out that I think she is hot as hell when she is younger than Emma and sometimes looks about 15 (and no, I don't know what the fuck she is wearing in that picture.  Just look at her beautiful face and ignore it).

I believe you Megan.  I think that she "did not know that was a child" and that she really couldn't see with all of those cameras going off in her face.  Also, I continue to find her really really hot (just in case you were wondering.  I know you probably were).

FMT/FYT:


True Blood Season 2 Episode 3 Promo

Do Not Want Shia to Yorrick Brown.  I do however think that he'd make a fine Yorrick.

I don't know how or why all these women were gathered together, but ... whenever I look at that picture I kind of feel like they a Justice League of female crime fighters.  And that thought makes me really really happy.  Ange is the HBIC, but I think that would be obvious.

These pictures from Tim Burton's Alice in Wonderland scare me sfm.  I'm a grown ass woman and I don't know if I can watch this movie and then sleep that night.

And, I think that's about enough outta me ...