I wish ...

[fembuck]

... that Megan Fox had kept on the weight she put on for Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen.

Megan is always hot (at this point I like we all know that I would crawl miles over burning hot coals and broken glass just to watch her flare her nostrils), but she is stupid hot with a little more meat on her bones.  Like, the hotness makes me stupid.  My brain cannot compute anything but "Mm" because of the level of hotness.





I think there is only one sane reaction to this ...



Also, how Ivy Tamwood is that first picture?

And now big pictures of Megan from Esquire 2009, cause ... why the hell not?














 

Kaya Scodelario and her Sexy Dance Approved

Comments

[trancer21.livejournal.com]

Lol, I know the folks over at Ohnotheydidnt have a blinding hate-on for MF. Which, you know, she doesn't help by opening her mouth and speaking. And yet, it just makes me love her more. Like, I wanna be there the day her *brain* finally catches up with her mouth and is all 'oh honey, please don't' and her mouth is all 'what? it's not like *you* were around to stop me!'.

In comparison, I give you Olivia Wilde in response to winning Maxim's Hot 100:

What is your definition of "hotness,” and just how hot are you?

"Hot" has become a euphemism for all things positive, making it generally acceptable to use to describe everything from a jalapeño to a drum solo. It's sort of a useful word. We don’t have to think of appropriate adjectives for people, places, performances, tacos, or objects anymore as they all fit snugly under the glorious umbrella of "hotness." So I don’t know how hot I am but I'm honored to be considered as warmer than the average taco.

Olivia Wilde = hotter than a taco!

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

ol, I know the folks over at Ohnotheydidnt have a blinding hate-on for MF. Which, you know, she doesn't help by opening her mouth and speaking. And yet, it just makes me love her more.

Oh, I know. THEY HATE HER over there. I didn't read more then 10 responses in the thread I got these pictures from because the hate was overpowering. And yeah, I wanna love her all the more to try and balance things out. Also, I find her kind of hilarious. She says absolutely ridiculous things that often aren't even close to resembling sense, but she's kind of endearing.

and her mouth is all 'what? it's not like *you* were around to stop me!'.

lol. It's funny cause it's true.

"Hot" has become a euphemism for all things positive, making it generally acceptable to use to describe everything from a jalapeño to a drum solo. It's sort of a useful word. We don’t have to think of appropriate adjectives for people, places, performances, tacos, or objects anymore as they all fit snugly under the glorious umbrella of "hotness." So I don’t know how hot I am but I'm honored to be considered as warmer than the average taco.

God, Olivia Wilde is delicious. I feel like this is the sort of comment Megan Fox THINKS she makes. As in intelligent, amusing, and disarming. Whereas Olivia actually manages to say intelligent, amusing and disarming things instead of tossing the ball like a champ but missing the target completely like our poor, hot idiot Megan, lol.

But yeah, Olivia Wilde is pretty much perfect.

[trancer21.livejournal.com]

I feel like this is the sort of comment Megan Fox THINKS she makes.I feel like this is the sort of comment Megan Fox THINKS she makes.

Yeah, I feel like it'll all get better once she dumps Brian Austin Green permanently. 'Cuz the only thing she's getting from his 'hot beef injection' is the stupid! The girl-hate over at ONTD is strong! If there's room from 'pretty yet dumb' actors, there should be room for 'pretty yet dumb' actresses! Although, I think Fox's problem isn't a lack of intelligence but suffering from trying too hard.. which all goes back to her proximity to BAG's peen!

*sigh* she just needs to be taken under the wing (and vagina) of Olivia Wilde!

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

Although, I think Fox's problem isn't a lack of intelligence but suffering from trying too hard..

This. I think that if she dialed it down and didn't try to be oh so witty and edgey at the same time that she'd probably actually make sense, instead of like starting out alright and then devolving into 'huh? what?' territory. That and she needs to stop talking about poop and farts.

she just needs to be taken under the wing (and vagina) of Olivia Wilde!

The thing is Megan would totally be into that. She said that if she could sleep with any woman she would choose Olivia Wilde. Clearly this sexy mentor relationship must happen. It's predetermined! Olivia topping Megan (hee) on Maxim's list this year happen so that she could mentor Megan in the ways of being sexy AND intelligent at the same time. Taco power!