Those were *fan* made trailers!?! Jesus Christ, Summit should hire them immediately because they actually made Twilight look like an actual GOOD movie!!
Oh, I know. I've watched three fanmade trailers and everyone has been better than the real trailer.
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The song in this one creeps me out (it's a really dark and slow version of "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star"), but again it actually make interesting and creepy and suspenseful rather than boring, and tedious and saccharine.
Alice - when Edward's away, it's when *she* comes out to play!!
Edward is in that picture but I cropped him out. The funny thing is that he was the ONLY one not touching Bella. It's like Carlisle and Alice are seconds away from a threesome with her, and Edward was sitting on his knees staring at them worrying about his virtue or some shit, lol
Man, that one's really good.. then they added the 'vampire baseball' scene and all suspension of disbelief was broken. Because 'vampire baseball' will never NOT be funny!
It's funny, with all the cross promotion they've been doing to get people who aren't 12 year old girls or creepily obsessed soccer moms to watch this movie, it's almost like they're afraid to go in the actual direction that *will* - a vampire horror story with a kinda creepy leading male. What's wrong with a little misdirection? I mean, if the trailer for The Happening can actually make *that* POS look like a good movie, why not make the Twilight trailers into the movie everyone *wishes* the book had been? Are they afraid of offending Stephenie Meyer?
Because 'vampire baseball' will never NOT be funny!
Oh, I know. The fact that they take it so srsly with their little uniforms and everything just makes it that much more ridiculous. Other vampires must be so ashamed of them. It's like, "Dudes, be vegetarians if you want. But do you HAVE to make the whole species seem like pussy douchebags?"
What's wrong with a little misdirection? I mean, if the trailer for The Happening can actually make *that* POS look like a good movie, why not make the Twilight trailers into the movie everyone *wishes* the book had been? Are they afraid of offending Stephenie Meyer?
Fuck Stephenie Meyer. They already have the film rights, they don't have to care what she thinks anymore! Screw her and her idiotic vampires. They should totally have gone with misdirection. Fans of the books would have seen the movie anyone, and people who had no idea what the books were would have been intrigued and gone to see it. With the official trailer they missed the opportunity to dupe unsuspecting people into wasting their money on the movie. I mean, I suppose it's good that those innocent unsuspecting folk have been saved the torture that is Twilight, but I would have preferred to have some people in the theater that would have been sighing in disgust along with me, instead of like riveted 13 year old girls. *sigh*
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Date: 2008-10-25 06:30 pm (UTC)Oh, I know. I've watched three fanmade trailers and everyone has been better than the real trailer.
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The song in this one creeps me out (it's a really dark and slow version of "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star"), but again it actually make interesting and creepy and suspenseful rather than boring, and tedious and saccharine.
Alice - when Edward's away, it's when *she* comes out to play!!
Edward is in that picture but I cropped him out. The funny thing is that he was the ONLY one not touching Bella. It's like Carlisle and Alice are seconds away from a threesome with her, and Edward was sitting on his knees staring at them worrying about his virtue or some shit, lol
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Date: 2008-10-25 06:52 pm (UTC)It's funny, with all the cross promotion they've been doing to get people who aren't 12 year old girls or creepily obsessed soccer moms to watch this movie, it's almost like they're afraid to go in the actual direction that *will* - a vampire horror story with a kinda creepy leading male. What's wrong with a little misdirection? I mean, if the trailer for The Happening can actually make *that* POS look like a good movie, why not make the Twilight trailers into the movie everyone *wishes* the book had been? Are they afraid of offending Stephenie Meyer?
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Date: 2008-10-26 05:25 am (UTC)Oh, I know. The fact that they take it so srsly with their little uniforms and everything just makes it that much more ridiculous. Other vampires must be so ashamed of them. It's like, "Dudes, be vegetarians if you want. But do you HAVE to make the whole species seem like pussy douchebags?"
What's wrong with a little misdirection? I mean, if the trailer for The Happening can actually make *that* POS look like a good movie, why not make the Twilight trailers into the movie everyone *wishes* the book had been? Are they afraid of offending Stephenie Meyer?
Fuck Stephenie Meyer. They already have the film rights, they don't have to care what she thinks anymore! Screw her and her idiotic vampires. They should totally have gone with misdirection. Fans of the books would have seen the movie anyone, and people who had no idea what the books were would have been intrigued and gone to see it. With the official trailer they missed the opportunity to dupe unsuspecting people into wasting their money on the movie. I mean, I suppose it's good that those innocent unsuspecting folk have been saved the torture that is Twilight, but I would have preferred to have some people in the theater that would have been sighing in disgust along with me, instead of like riveted 13 year old girls. *sigh*