Gossip Gay - 2x08 - Pret-a-poor-J

[fembuck]

1.  Agnes is hot.  Seriously, I Willa Holland is gorgeous *no pedo*.  Jenny may have called being Agnes' bitch, but I'mma gonna fight her for the position.

2.  Blair ... masturbating = UNF!
"Ms. Blair, remember.  God is always watching" lol Dorota.  LOL.
Also, I'm completely convinced that in her dream when Chuck dropped out of frame that he transformed into Serena and that's why Blair was so chagrined when Dorota walked in on her.

3.  Blair lighting candles in Serena's room in lingerie is going to live in my mind forever.  The words "Serena knew how upset I was and invited me to sleep over" ... I came.

4.  Serena delicately picking up Blair's hand and kissing it ... OMG!  How fucking gentlemanly is this girl???  Seriously, Serena is more dashing than any of the guys trying to court her!  My goodness, how Blair didn't swoon right there in the middle of that "art" show is beyond me. 

COME ON PEOPLE, CAN THEY PLEASE JUST DO IT???  PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE!  I mean, even Dan realizes that they are made for each other.  His "Serena and Blair are kind of a package deal" was totally a shout-out to their love.  And if that self-obsessed douche can see it, how can the writers not? 

THEY ARE MADE FOR EACH OTHER! 

LET THEM KISS Thirteen/Random!Girl-style please!



5.  GOD DAN IS SUCH A DOUCHE!  IT IS IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM NOT TO BE AN UTTER ASS!

6.  Agnes ... vinyl pants ... UNF!  OMG, Anges is turning Jenny into a dirty girl who poses for pictures in her underwear and there was no faux!lesbian kissing?  WHAT THE EFF, CW?  Why do you hate the gays lady gays?  I object your honor!  I object on the grounds that GoGA is hot and they are not giving me any!!!!!!!

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[riverdresses.livejournal.com]

Okay, I ABHOR things like Gossip Girl.

BUT . . . TWO & THREE DID THAT ACTUALLY HAPPEN, MORE OR LESS?

. . . I MAY have to watch that episode. Y'know, if those lovely things happened. :D

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

TWO & THREE DID THAT ACTUALLY HAPPEN, MORE OR LESS?

Happened! Okay, two was said as part of a plan to seduce a boy, but she was in still in Serena's room in her underwear lighting candles and uttered those words.



HAND KISS!

I MAY have to watch that episode. Y'know, if those lovely things happened.

Gossip Girl isn't so bad. I usually dislike shows like this too, but this one is smart, and Serena and Blair are SO CONSISTENTLY gay for each other that I cannot stop watching. Seriously, this episode wasn't even them at their gayest. It was like a medium level of gay.

[riverdresses.livejournal.com]

OMG that hand kiss is SO cute! (as are both pretty girlies involved, of course. ^_^) & SO VERY GAY, OF COURSE. & if it was lacy lingerie, I'll be running for a copy right now . . .

Okay, I'll think about giving this show a shot sometime - I DO NOT get enough slashtastic hotness involving girls lately - current fandom totally lacks that. :O