Alice Cullen Appreciation Post
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fembuckThanks for being such a hot bitch, bb.
Her lips say, "Hi, Bella" but her eyes (and that pimptastic wink) say, "I'm flexible and I love giving oral."
Alice, you dirty old man! I caught that mutherfuckin' leer. *eyes dip* "You do smell good." Whatever, you know in her head she's thinking, "I bet you taste divine too."
Jizz in her pants!
... don't look at me like that, you knew it was coming.
Also, her hair is lookin' superduper Helena Kyle-esque in this .gif which makes my love explode (like Alice's lady bits around Bella)
I know she's like ripping someone's head off, but ... UNF! Uh ... UH ... UHHH ... UNF!
This one I'm including simply because the way Alice plays with the ball before pitching makes me tingle in my special place (which the rest of the .gif worsens with Jasper being a sexy fuck)
Oh, and in case you were wondering ... this post = Bitchtoria Approved
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Her lips say, "Hi, Bella" but her eyes (and that pimptastic wink) say, "I'm flexible and I love giving oral."
Alice, you dirty old man! I caught that mutherfuckin' leer. *eyes dip* "You do smell good." Whatever, you know in her head she's thinking, "I bet you taste divine too."
Jizz in her pants!
... don't look at me like that, you knew it was coming.
Also, her hair is lookin' superduper Helena Kyle-esque in this .gif which makes my love explode (like Alice's lady bits around Bella)
I know she's like ripping someone's head off, but ... UNF! Uh ... UH ... UHHH ... UNF!
This one I'm including simply because the way Alice plays with the ball before pitching makes me tingle in my special place (which the rest of the .gif worsens with Jasper being a sexy fuck)
Oh, and in case you were wondering ... this post = Bitchtoria Approved
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Date: 2008-12-13 04:23 pm (UTC)In the second one, doesn't Edward look like he's grimacing at Alice's flirtatious behaviour? ;D
Edward: Yes, yes, that's close enough, Alice. I can /hear/ what you're thinking you know! This one's mine, you *can't* have her...(stamps foot)
Jasper (sighs): ...Dear Lord, not again...
Meanwhile Jasper just looks like a stick has been surgically lodged into his rectum, poor boy...Maybe he's trying to ignore Alice's lust waves for Bella :D
thats just what I thought while seeing the scene in the cinema LOL :P
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Date: 2008-12-13 08:07 pm (UTC)Ashley is love! She gayed Alice up so much. It was a delight to watch. I can't wait to see her bring the gaymosexual tension in New Moon.
thats just what I thought while seeing the scene in the cinema
It is truth. I cannot be denied. VirtueWard was deeply chagrined by Alice's lustful thoughts and Bella being titillated by her closeness. And Jasper was being bombarded with lust waves, which made him jizz in his pants, though he was trying to pretend like wasn't.