Alice Cullen Appreciation Post

[fembuck]

Thanks for being such a hot bitch, bb.




Her lips say, "Hi, Bella" but her eyes (and that pimptastic wink) say, "I'm flexible and I love giving oral."



Alice, you dirty old man!  I caught that mutherfuckin' leer.  *eyes dip* "You do smell good."    Whatever, you know in her head she's thinking, "I bet you taste divine too."



Jizz in her pants!

... don't look at me like that, you knew it was coming.

Also, her hair is lookin' superduper Helena Kyle-esque in this .gif which makes my love explode (like Alice's lady bits around Bella)



I know she's like ripping someone's head off, but ... UNF!  Uh ... UH ... UHHH  ... UNF!




This one I'm including simply because the way Alice plays with the ball before pitching makes me tingle in my special place (which the rest of the .gif worsens with Jasper being a sexy fuck)

Oh, and in case you were wondering ... this post = Bitchtoria Approved

 

.gifs made by boxesofbullets and found at ontd_twatlight 

Comments

[runetraverse.livejournal.com]

BWAHAHAHAHA, I'm not the only one that thinks Alice looks like Helena! *glee* And good grief, no one in Twilight should ever look that hot. It makes my brain break. Though I already love the chick that plays Victoria. Hmmmmm, Victoria / Alice would be insane, but so cool. *fends off the plot bunnies*

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

I'm not the only one that thinks Alice looks like Helena!

I didn't make the connection at first, but once it was pointed out to be I haven't been able to see anything else. It totes helps explain my undying love for Alice :D

And good grief, no one in Twilight should ever look that hot. It makes my brain break

I know! I kind of just wish that EVERYTHING about Twilight sucked so I could avoid it. But then you have the hot hot sex that is Alice (and really all of the Cullen's, not to mention Victoria) and my shallow viewing kicks in.

Though I already love the chick that plays Victoria.

I love Bitchtoria. She is awesome. She was one of the things that I didn't hate about the movie. "I'm the one with the wicked curveball" made me jizz in my pants. And then her last scene was magnificence defined.

Victoria / Alice would be insane, but so cool. *fends off the plot bunnies*

DON'T FIGHT IT! DO IT! DO IT! OMG, PLZ DO IT! The idea of you not doing it chagrins my dazzle so much. VICTORIA/ALICE would be hot hot shit!

[(Anonymous)]

In the second one, doesn't Edward look like he's grimacing at Alice's flirtatious behaviour? ;D

Edward: Yes, yes, that's close enough, Alice. I can /hear/ what you're thinking you know! This one's mine, you *can't* have her...(stamps foot)

Jasper (sighs): ...Dear Lord, not again...

Meanwhile Jasper just looks like a stick has been surgically lodged into his rectum, poor boy...Maybe he's trying to ignore Alice's lust waves for Bella :D

[freak-girl91.livejournal.com]

Ahah omg this made me laugh so bad! Awesome gifs xD I just love alice, and ashley plays her greatly (yay)

In the second one, doesn't Edward look like he's grimacing at Alice's flirtatious behaviour? ;D
Edward: Yes, yes, that's close enough, Alice. I can /hear/ what you're thinking you know! This one's mine, you *can't* have her...(stamps foot)

Jasper (sighs): ...Dear Lord, not again...

Meanwhile Jasper just looks like a stick has been surgically lodged into his rectum, poor boy...Maybe he's trying to ignore Alice's lust waves for Bella :D

thats just what I thought while seeing the scene in the cinema LOL :P

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

ashley plays her greatly (yay)

Ashley is love! She gayed Alice up so much. It was a delight to watch. I can't wait to see her bring the gaymosexual tension in New Moon.

thats just what I thought while seeing the scene in the cinema

It is truth. I cannot be denied. VirtueWard was deeply chagrined by Alice's lustful thoughts and Bella being titillated by her closeness. And Jasper was being bombarded with lust waves, which made him jizz in his pants, though he was trying to pretend like wasn't.

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

In the second one, doesn't Edward look like he's grimacing at Alice's flirtatious behaviour?

He is totes chagrined by it. He's like, "Geez, keep it in your pants gurl!" He looks so annoyed/uncomfortable.

Meanwhile Jasper just looks like a stick has been surgically lodged into his rectum, poor boy

I want more baseball!Jasper and less constipated!Jasper. Jasper was so hot when it wasn't being anally raped by an invisible stick.

Maybe he's trying to ignore Alice's lust waves for Bella :D

lol. I understand now, Alice's horniess was bombarding him, and that look was Jasper trying not to jizz in his pants!

[escritoireazul.livejournal.com]

lol. I understand now, Alice's horniess was bombarding him, and that look was Jasper trying not to jizz in his pants!

Or. OR! That's his horrible look of concentration as he's turning up the horny for EVERYONE.

"Goddamn you, Edward, Alice TOLD you there was going to be an orgy and there is BY GOD GOING TO BE AN ORGY TONIGHT. AFTER BASEBALL. WHERE I WILL BE A HOTASS."

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

Or. OR!

BWAH!

That's his horrible look of concentration as he's turning up the horny for EVERYONE.

You are twisted! I LOVE IT!

and there is BY GOD GOING TO BE AN ORGY TONIGHT.

Damn, Jasper. Unf! Jasper should do nothing but play baseball and command in a manly fashion. It makes me want to do him ... more.

P.S. I could just sit here and watch our icons battle it out all day. They were the fucking hottest couple in this scene (and with Carlisle/Esme and Fucking!fierce!Rose + gangsta!Emmett, that's saying something)

[mixtape218.livejournal.com]

i love these. made my day

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

Glad to have brought a smile to your face!

[onlyjustwhisper.livejournal.com]

Awesome :)
Also, Victoria is very hot :)

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

Victoria is very hot

This.

Victoria totes makes the pants happy.

I hope they have a buttload of her in New Moon.

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

There is no such thing as too much Alice. I need more Alice!!!

This.

What copy of the movie did you use for your GIFs? Or did you just use stills?

I didn't make the .gifs, I'm just sharing them. boxesofbullets made the .gift which I found over at ontd_twatlight. I'd love to know which cam copy boxesofbullets used though, because some of the .gifs seem like really good quality.

[hyperandblonde.livejournal.com]

Never will I forget the part in the movie where Alice says "I'll protect Bella, Edward..." and in reply she gets "Just keep your thoughts to YOURSELF!"

XD Yes Alice. Becuase you were so thinking of making out with Bella in the back seat of the car/ at the hotel. Edward would like you to keep your thoughts to yourself. 8D <3 But we don't really care about Edward kthxbai.

XD <3 Love these so much.

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

Never will I forget the part in the movie where Alice says "I'll protect Bella, Edward..." and in reply she gets "Just keep your thoughts to YOURSELF!"

I died at that part. DIED! Alice totally looked like, "damn, I thought I was blocking that better". She looked like a kid that got caught with her hand in the cookie jar. And then, and this is why i love this bitch, she totally wraps her arm around Bella anyway and walks away with her like the pimp she is. Alice is all like, "Aiight, okay. I'll keep my thoughts to myself, but you didn't say anything about my hands!"

But we don't really care about Edward kthxbai.

Gospel. Truer words have never been spoken.

[hyperandblonde.livejournal.com]

Alice totally looked like, "damn, I thought I was blocking that better". She looked like a kid that got caught with her hand in the cookie jar.

Right here. Its just so hard for Alice to concentrate on blocking Edward out when shes concentrating on loving up on her Bella.

And then, and this is why i love this bitch, she totally wraps her arm around Bella anyway and walks away with her like the pimp she is. Alice is all like, "Aiight, okay. I'll keep my thoughts to myself, but you didn't say anything about my hands!"

You, good lady, make my day.

Dear Edward,
You need to be more specific if you don't want to lose Bella to Alice... Oh wait. Too late.
No love for you,
Kikki

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

Its just so hard for Alice to concentrate on blocking Edward out when shes concentrating on loving up on her Bella.

What little blood she has in her body (yeah, I said blood, not venom, DEAL WITH IT SMeyer!) is totally not rushing to her brain at these times, so her lack of blocking is understandable, lol.

No love for you,

This.

Go make some scrapbooks, Albino Wolverine!

Check this out:If 'Twilight' was 10 Times shorter (http://www.cracked.com/article_16878_if-twilight-was-10-times-shorter-100-times-more-honest.html) it should amuse.

[hyperandblonde.livejournal.com]

NIKKI REED

Oh. Well what do you like to do for fun?

KRISTEN STEWART

Mostly smoke pot on my porch in front of the paparazzi. What about you guys?

There ya go Kristen.
Thank you! Really. That was wonderful. Haha <3

Albino Wolverine for sure! RPatzz could play the perfect Wolverine as a kid...No lie. New Xmen film please and thank you but lets include Edward.

Now here is some fun for you:: http://community.livejournal.com/m15m/19551.html#cutid2

[madndizzee.livejournal.com]

ROFLMAO!

[runetraverse.livejournal.com]

*clicks link, reads and promptly spits out soda laughing*

OMG, that's priceless! xDDD Great find.

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

1. Love the icon. Baseball!Alice is the sex.

2. Every time I see her I feel like a hot spoon staring at a bowl of ice cream. Best imagery ever. Seriously, this description is almost as good as looking at Alice!

[gespawcho.livejournal.com]

ok, this is totally embarrassing but i grudgingly find the pale, strangely blonde-ish, atisocial Jasper so hot. Also, grumpy Rosalie. Alice too.

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

but i grudgingly find the pale, strangely blonde-ish, atisocial Jasper so hot.

He is oddly captivating. I think I prefer cocky!baseball!Jasper though.

grumpy Rosalie

Grumpy!Rosalie is awesome. Her crushing that bowl cracked my shit up, and looks she gave Bella throughout were highly amusing. Rose rubbing herself up against a tree also cracked me up muchly, like I was curled over in my seat.

[gespawcho.livejournal.com]

You know what, Jasper has worked his magic on me. I'm Team Jasper/Alice all the way.

I wish the books had just been about jasper, alice, rose, and emmett.

[lost-dreamer23.livejournal.com]

There are no words to describe how wonderful Greene made Alice. (In other words... *is speechless*)

Oh, god. I can never get enough of her! MOAR ALICE KTHX!! =D

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

There are no words to describe how wonderful Greene made Alice.

It's true. Ashley did not disappoint. She made Alice every bit as wonderful as she should be, and she (imho) even added an extra level of awesomeness to her.

[sweet-illuzion.livejournal.com]

Alice is and always will be my ABSOLUTE FAVOURITE CULLEN EVER. Seriously when I was reading the books the FIRST thing I noticed was the Alice/Bella subtexty gayness. Alice has a massive girl boner for Bella for sure :D

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

Alice is and always will be my ABSOLUTE FAVOURITE CULLEN EVER.

Truth.

Alice has a massive girl boner for Bella for sure :D

This! OMG this! It cannot be denied.

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

I was having a completely crummy night, and then I came here and saw the Alice appreciation post and it made my world better.

Aw! I'm glad my fangirling could improve your day. The power of Alice Cullen truly knows no bounds.

this leads me to believe that you're my Alice-enabler.

Guilty as charged! But you love it!

[madndizzee.livejournal.com]

awesome! yay, Alice!

[rainydaygirl11.livejournal.com]

I wish I could see the gifs, they sound funny. BTW I love your Alice/Bella stories! There are absolutely wonderful! Oh and what does "UNF" mean? I'm new here.

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

I wish I could see the gifs, they sound funny

Sorry about that. Photobucket hates me this month *sobs* Hopefully they'll be visible again soon.

BTW I love your Alice/Bella stories! There are absolutely wonderful!

Thanks so much, I'm really glad that you're enjoying them :D

Oh and what does "UNF" mean? I'm new here.

UNF = "Universersal Noise for Fucking" particularly heard during intercouse when the female moans but bites her lip to silence herself. "unf" heard as "uuuuhhhfff" or "ooooouuuhhhnnnnnfff" (urban dictionary)

So bascially, whenever something is super awesome and makes your pants happy you can say it made you unf, or you unf'd or something like that, lol

[chilipeppasbaby.livejournal.com]

Oh my God, Twilight was a hilarious movie, and I totally wanted to do Alice and Victoria (and Angela, a little. More so if she were curvier- I'm not so much for skinny girls. But her glasses and ponytail were cute). I swooned at the bit where Alice smelled Bella's blood and pulled an orgasm face.

Did you see my post about the Twilight movie? I tried a filtered post but nobody replied, so I don't know whether it was that everyone was sick of Twilight movie reaction posts, or whether I cocked it up and nobody saw it to begin with.

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

Twilight was a hilarious movie

This. It was all about the lulz.

I totally wanted to do Alice and Victoria

Me too! They were both fabu. I also really wanted to do Esme. She was M.I.L.Filious (for some reason her doing the soccer!mom arm of protection, made me want to rip her clothes off, lol)

I swooned at the bit where Alice smelled Bella's blood and pulled an orgasm face.

That was love. I am glad the movie exists if only for this scene. Ashley Greene brought the gay like whoa, and I love her for it.

Did you see my post about the Twilight movie?

I don't remember seeing it and usually the word "TWILIGHT" is like a giant flashing red light for me. Do you have a link? I must read about all things that mock Twatlight.

Hehehehe

[(Anonymous)]

Ok so I'm pretty sure what the younger viewers were meant to think Edward was talking about (and all the anti-gays out there) is changing Bella into a vampire and how Alice is meant to be all for it, because in the garage when Alice offers to take Bella with her and Jasper, Edward says "Can you keep your thoughts to yourself?", Alice agrees (what can you do, she said she'd keep her THOUGHTS to herself, not necessarily her hands) and immediately puts her arms around Bella's waist.
Am I the only one who's heart melted at that scene? Perfect Alice/Bella moment and right in front of Edward. No wonder Rosalie was so cranky, she wants some too.

[joeyseph.livejournal.com]

so awesome.