Alice Cullen Appreciation Post

[fembuck]

Thanks for being such a hot bitch, bb.




Her lips say, "Hi, Bella" but her eyes (and that pimptastic wink) say, "I'm flexible and I love giving oral."



Alice, you dirty old man!  I caught that mutherfuckin' leer.  *eyes dip* "You do smell good."    Whatever, you know in her head she's thinking, "I bet you taste divine too."



Jizz in her pants!

... don't look at me like that, you knew it was coming.

Also, her hair is lookin' superduper Helena Kyle-esque in this .gif which makes my love explode (like Alice's lady bits around Bella)



I know she's like ripping someone's head off, but ... UNF!  Uh ... UH ... UHHH  ... UNF!




This one I'm including simply because the way Alice plays with the ball before pitching makes me tingle in my special place (which the rest of the .gif worsens with Jasper being a sexy fuck)

Oh, and in case you were wondering ... this post = Bitchtoria Approved

 

.gifs made by boxesofbullets and found at ontd_twatlight 

Comments

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

In the second one, doesn't Edward look like he's grimacing at Alice's flirtatious behaviour?

He is totes chagrined by it. He's like, "Geez, keep it in your pants gurl!" He looks so annoyed/uncomfortable.

Meanwhile Jasper just looks like a stick has been surgically lodged into his rectum, poor boy

I want more baseball!Jasper and less constipated!Jasper. Jasper was so hot when it wasn't being anally raped by an invisible stick.

Maybe he's trying to ignore Alice's lust waves for Bella :D

lol. I understand now, Alice's horniess was bombarding him, and that look was Jasper trying not to jizz in his pants!

[escritoireazul.livejournal.com]

lol. I understand now, Alice's horniess was bombarding him, and that look was Jasper trying not to jizz in his pants!

Or. OR! That's his horrible look of concentration as he's turning up the horny for EVERYONE.

"Goddamn you, Edward, Alice TOLD you there was going to be an orgy and there is BY GOD GOING TO BE AN ORGY TONIGHT. AFTER BASEBALL. WHERE I WILL BE A HOTASS."

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

Or. OR!

BWAH!

That's his horrible look of concentration as he's turning up the horny for EVERYONE.

You are twisted! I LOVE IT!

and there is BY GOD GOING TO BE AN ORGY TONIGHT.

Damn, Jasper. Unf! Jasper should do nothing but play baseball and command in a manly fashion. It makes me want to do him ... more.

P.S. I could just sit here and watch our icons battle it out all day. They were the fucking hottest couple in this scene (and with Carlisle/Esme and Fucking!fierce!Rose + gangsta!Emmett, that's saying something)