Alice Cullen Appreciation Post

[fembuck]

Thanks for being such a hot bitch, bb.




Her lips say, "Hi, Bella" but her eyes (and that pimptastic wink) say, "I'm flexible and I love giving oral."



Alice, you dirty old man!  I caught that mutherfuckin' leer.  *eyes dip* "You do smell good."    Whatever, you know in her head she's thinking, "I bet you taste divine too."



Jizz in her pants!

... don't look at me like that, you knew it was coming.

Also, her hair is lookin' superduper Helena Kyle-esque in this .gif which makes my love explode (like Alice's lady bits around Bella)



I know she's like ripping someone's head off, but ... UNF!  Uh ... UH ... UHHH  ... UNF!




This one I'm including simply because the way Alice plays with the ball before pitching makes me tingle in my special place (which the rest of the .gif worsens with Jasper being a sexy fuck)

Oh, and in case you were wondering ... this post = Bitchtoria Approved

 

.gifs made by boxesofbullets and found at ontd_twatlight 

Comments

[gespawcho.livejournal.com]

ok, this is totally embarrassing but i grudgingly find the pale, strangely blonde-ish, atisocial Jasper so hot. Also, grumpy Rosalie. Alice too.

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

but i grudgingly find the pale, strangely blonde-ish, atisocial Jasper so hot.

He is oddly captivating. I think I prefer cocky!baseball!Jasper though.

grumpy Rosalie

Grumpy!Rosalie is awesome. Her crushing that bowl cracked my shit up, and looks she gave Bella throughout were highly amusing. Rose rubbing herself up against a tree also cracked me up muchly, like I was curled over in my seat.

[gespawcho.livejournal.com]

You know what, Jasper has worked his magic on me. I'm Team Jasper/Alice all the way.

I wish the books had just been about jasper, alice, rose, and emmett.