Alice Cullen Appreciation Post

[fembuck]

Thanks for being such a hot bitch, bb.




Her lips say, "Hi, Bella" but her eyes (and that pimptastic wink) say, "I'm flexible and I love giving oral."



Alice, you dirty old man!  I caught that mutherfuckin' leer.  *eyes dip* "You do smell good."    Whatever, you know in her head she's thinking, "I bet you taste divine too."



Jizz in her pants!

... don't look at me like that, you knew it was coming.

Also, her hair is lookin' superduper Helena Kyle-esque in this .gif which makes my love explode (like Alice's lady bits around Bella)



I know she's like ripping someone's head off, but ... UNF!  Uh ... UH ... UHHH  ... UNF!




This one I'm including simply because the way Alice plays with the ball before pitching makes me tingle in my special place (which the rest of the .gif worsens with Jasper being a sexy fuck)

Oh, and in case you were wondering ... this post = Bitchtoria Approved

 

.gifs made by boxesofbullets and found at ontd_twatlight 

Comments

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

I wish I could see the gifs, they sound funny

Sorry about that. Photobucket hates me this month *sobs* Hopefully they'll be visible again soon.

BTW I love your Alice/Bella stories! There are absolutely wonderful!

Thanks so much, I'm really glad that you're enjoying them :D

Oh and what does "UNF" mean? I'm new here.

UNF = "Universersal Noise for Fucking" particularly heard during intercouse when the female moans but bites her lip to silence herself. "unf" heard as "uuuuhhhfff" or "ooooouuuhhhnnnnnfff" (urban dictionary)

So bascially, whenever something is super awesome and makes your pants happy you can say it made you unf, or you unf'd or something like that, lol